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One of my all-time favorite Chris Foss paintings.

Yep, that's it- just a fetch pic.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Some or all of this might be wrong, was listening to this while eating :marseynerd:

Adriannah, 22, Austin TX

Could you fix her !straggots ? I think this one's beyond me :marseyxd:

Self-rated: very bad, worst of her life maybe

Is our student loan debt being forgiven or no?

No

For real?

Yeah for real

Okay yeah, because I have 9'000 of that and I don't know how to pay it

Personal Life:

  • Cut off while she was 17, :marseythinkorino: had to work two jobs in highschool

  • Went to college full time (lived there)

    • 3 jobs in college, part time wedding videographer, streamed on twitch and took a lot of addies (perscribed)
  • Had addictions at some point, claims to be over them

  • Trying to save to move (thinking about doing a payment plan with the IRS)

  • A family friend told offered to be her financial advisor and put her in life insurance ($100 a month)

  • In therapy "One time I had a really bad incident where I thought the world was ending and I spent $500 at HEB"

    • :marseywomanmoment:
  • "A lot of my financial things are from travelling since my parents are far away"

Career:

"Content Creator"

  • Tiktok, Twitch, Instagram

    • 109k Tiktok, 112k Insta, 15k Youtube, 100 paid subs Twitch
  • Trying to expand presence on youtube

Income:

  • $6 a month from Youtube

  • $4-6k average income across all platforms

Expenses/Debt:

  • Total minimum monthly payments $983, a quarter of her income

  • Wanted to consolidate credit card debt but hadn't done her taxes for two years?

    • Just got a CPA, doing all her taxes now
  • Someone else is using her credit card?

    • I missed a chunk, not sure what's going on here
  • Restore "Monthly Payment"

    • Her IVs? !biofoids please explain, what is an IV?

    • "I get IVs because I had problem with my hair falling out and when I drink I can't throw up so umm usually I'll get an IV so it restores me"

  • Tons of eating out, fast food places

  • $418 on a Salon :marseyfoid:

    • "I wanted to look good because there was a chance I would get signed and get a literal salary to this thing that I was literally led on since August to get signed to and they were like 'Come to LA you`ll have a better chance if you come to LA' so I'm like I need to look my best I need to be my best self before I come to LA. So I got my hair I got extensions but they weren't mine they're my mom's so I didn't have to pay for them I just had her put them in and then, those extensions ruined my life. So this is me getting my extensions out and my hair redone because I could show you my bald spot right now but I'm not going to, my extensions literally ripped my hair out and it was like a mess."
  • $213 on an outfit

  • Stopped doordashing since she started watching Caleb's channel

  • Car

    • "Before you say anything I will not be selling it... but I am going to be refinancing it. But listen-"

    • Couldn't refinance because she let her out of state license expire and now has to retake the entire test

      • Apparently this is an insurmountable process for this egirl as by the time she got her license to refinance she was deep in debt
    • Land Rover LR4 2011

    • 400 minimum monthly, 9% interest rate, 72 months, got it at 19

  • Student loans

    • $900 Federal

      • $150 minimum maybe?

      • Didn't graduate, year and a half going to school for film

        • "It was a waste of my time because I talked to the lady, I said what, how can I reasonably get a job with this degree after and she said 'you can do wedding videography for a company' and I said 'I already do that' so I dropped out"

Credit Cards

  • All basically maxxed out

  • Apple store $6996.24

    • "When I signed up for an apple card I thought it was just for the Apple Store and I wanted a macbook beacuse I was like I'm buckling in and I'm editing"

    • Minimum payment- 280.74 (will be paying 20k over 21 years if only doing minimums :marseyxd:)

    • 3 things financed on this card

      • Macbook, iPad, Apple Pen
    • Wanted a macbook

    • Still spending on it, bunch of apple bills for buying app subscriptions? "I don't know what they are" "I don't really look at my things" :marseyemojirofl:

  • American Express $10'831 - 27% interest

    • She loves this one because it sometimes gives her 'free' first class upgrades

    • "It wasn't my choice to have that limit" :marseylaughpoundfist:

      • Customer service told her they love her so she went with it
    • "I started a show, it's called 'Drinking with Dree' where I invite 3 creators on, and I would like to invite you on' and we [words words words basically a podcast]"

      • Was going to use it to prove herself to that company she thought was going to sign her
    • I think this succubus is trying to get her claws into :marseychonker2:'s $$$$ and clout

    • Interesting contrast between how they approached the eceleb game Timestamp

    • $50 minimum payment but pays more than that (and spends even more than that purchasing with it)

  • Mastercard $3356.44/$3500

    • First card

    • minimum monthly payment around $40?

    • 24% interest maybe?

    • Paying it off but spending way more than she's putting on it :marseyxd:

  • Target

    • "because my other cards were maxed out and I didn't have money for a while I had to use my Target card even though I just paid it off because I needed to buy groceries... And I could this right now if I wanted to"

    • $153 previous balance now $374 "well because I bought groceries"

  • Paypal Credit Card?

    • Used only for stream stuff and editors

    • 646.94/650

    • normal minimum is 40?

    • not sure interest rate

Savings:

  • 2000 in a savings

  • 1450 in a checking but 900 of that came out to pay the CPA to deal with the taxes

  • 3000 in a Robin Hood

    • Never pulled anything out of Robin Hood besides Doge

    • "I like that it's in Robin Hood because I am impulsive and crazy"

    • Gets stock advice from some guy on Twitch

    • Over a year 2900 => 2230 => 3100

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:marseymerchant: :marseyspit:
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:marseypajeetitsover: Demonetization v2 :marseyraging: :pepereeeeee:

bjp lost, 2000 gone.

:mar#seywrongthonk:

!bharatiya discuss

another #masterstroke by mudiji

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bongfoid becomes dogcuck

:#marseybikecuck:

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foid nonsense
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:marseyzombie: :marseyfrozenchosen:
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Last September khohols had some success and US told if Russian uses tactical nukes khohols will get tanks. So after they got it, long range missiles, AD and now jets. What deter Russia now ? Russian freed a big chunk of land in south Ukraine from civilians if Ukrainian forces capture it there nothing stops Russian from nuking it.

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XX on Bike Karen and Bike Kareem
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I challenge you to find a more neurodivergent game than this.

You can't do it. And this shit is $35.

"But Cathedral, this was recommended to you, you're clearly neurodivergent!"

:gigachad2: yes, I play paradox games. How could you tell?

Anyway, here's a screenshot of the "gameplay"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16845154041584728.webp

Here's a definitely comprehensible review

https://i.rdrama.net/images/168451550677978.webp

this shit is like reading Cuneiform. What does any of it mean? Why does this exist?

Edit: EVE Online is cheating

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How do I join a house

I am r-slurred pls help :chad:

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Can you please link a news article, not an opinion peice. (26)

A couple of the other shill accounts already beat you to it bro. (-15)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Prove that it was a crime, then prosecute the offenders. This isn't actually hard.Right wingers want to make it into an "everybody does it" scenario to protect their orange idol. We see you. (12)

You think if they were able to prosecute in this case it might make it easier to prosecute the orange man?I'm all for that. Is it not actually hard as you claim? (-7)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

So prove it. Prosecute him. Who cares? Politicians should not be deified. (54)

have you not noticed that every participating voter in the country has chosen to deify both of these corrupt geriatric buttholes and are fighting an online holy war agaisnt their deified opponent? (-7)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

BIllions flowed to the Trump family. Trump openly made deals with Saudi Arabia, gave them nuclear secrets, weapons, protected the Prince when he butchered an American Journ*list, let them embargo Qatar illegally etc etc etc... In exchange they bailed out Kushners billion dollar in the hole shitty hotel, gave Kusher billions to start a hedge fund, and are now giving Trump millions by hosting his golf tournaments. His daughter and son in law made 850 million dollars while they were employed at the White HOuse. His dumb bimbo daughter got hundreds of patents from China and Trump himself had bank loans from China Banks while he was President. Not to mention all the millions of dollars that flowed to his businesses from foreign governments. The Russians rented out entire floors at Trump tower and never stayed there. I could keep writing for days about the corruption of the Trump administration. What do they have on Biden? Nothing but a bunch of Qanon bullshit. All these... (11)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Matters... Sure. Everything a president does matters. Does that mean they're equivalent? Is the evidence equivalent? (1)

I believe they're all dirty as frick because I believe our system of government was hijacked a heck of a long time ago. Problem is they're just too fricking dirty at this point, and it's "in our faces" so to speak. It's not just politicians , but their cronies and families that are getting away with shit that would get you, me or any of the other "commoners" put UNDER a jail. We're going to be stuck with dirty elitist politicians, and it'll only get worse, until enough people unite and force REAL change upon the system. Democrats and Republicans are nothing more than 2 sides of the same worthless coin. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Not quite. Not large numbers, but he wouldnโ€™t be the firsthttps://http://www.ncja.org/crimeandjusticenews/few-prosecutions-for-lying-on-atf-gun-purchase-form (0)

THose statistics are for all lies, not just the one question for using drugs at the time of purchase. Most are probably lies about being convicted of a felony. Only one case was ever attempted by the DOJ for lying on the drug use question and it was brought by Bill Barr and it failed. The question is vague and stupid. The only way anyone could be prosecuted is if the get caught on drugs at the exact time they purchase the gun, otherwise they can't prove beyond a reasonable doubt. Even if Hunter admitted using crack in his book he can say it was poetic license and he wasn't using at the time of gun purchase. Check again. Zero people have been convicted of this. I know this because when Bill Barr tried it, there was a lot of articles about it. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Zombi_Sagan

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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Bongs admitting having boots on the ground

Thatโ€™s like 3 time they already admitting itโ€™s to warm the idea to send boots to the ground. Like look Wagner already not once https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1658800945029840900?s=20 bussy blasting our soldiers letโ€™s send more soldiers we need to save the poorest country in Europe that is poorer than majority of African countries gdp per capita wise and has 3th worst fertility rate in the world basically a country with no future especially now since they lost majority of their young foid as refugees :marseythumbsup:

Anyway I am student so you canโ€™t mobilize me :marseykneel:

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I hate this strag
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Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maybe create a website called "onlygramps"? (179)

Yeah I dont think anyone would willingly jerk off to that (-27)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

My body is only for my boyfriends eyes (402)

Would've given you all of them upvotes if you said husband (-22)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

My body is only for my boyfriends eyes (402)

Hate is on its way. Wait for it ๐Ÿ˜‚ (-16)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Iโ€™m tired boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Frickin lazy, bud. They wanna W2 form me and make me do different kinds of shit on my taxes, Iโ€™m already an independent contractor so taxes are a shit show anyway. Not to mention they expect consistent content? No. I just wanna sell shit when I wanna sell shit. Only Fans is way too much of a job for me to use it as a mild side hustle. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

I had another account and used to post pics on the braless sub. I got thousands of men in my DMs last summer. Countless peepee pics. Tribute requests. Obsessed weirdos. Incels. Nice guys too of course. But way too many weirdos. It got old really fast. I quickly realized I wasnโ€™t cut out for that kind of interaction and with an OF account, you have to engage and deal with it to make money. Iโ€™d feel trapped in something I hated. I donโ€™t mind showing my body, but that doesnโ€™t mean I want a thousand men trying to talk to me. (148)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/MormonEscapee

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 13

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2023-05-19 :marseyminer:

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