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I didn't want to post this to /h/masterbaiters because I kinda wanna keep its original purpose of r-slur Redditors falling for painfully obvious satire that conforms to their agenda.
Where do I fish for content, and does anyone else want to mod it?
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good morning American patriots pic.twitter.com/Ne3G1WZV77
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) October 10, 2023
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The ones we would successfully kill:
The blob - nuke it
The UFO from nope - military missiles it
Resident evil zombies - baseline walkers we would win easy. Mutating virus with the crawlers we would lose.
The invisible man - Thermal vision guns
Cloverfield monster - precision cluster bomb
Dinosaurs - Easily kill off
Sci-fi vampires - first few weeks would be chaotic then morning military raids
The Mist - we won even in the movie
The ones we would lose:
Sprinter zombies with quick conversion - won't survive
Yautja/ The Predator - won't survive if group hunt. Individual maybe kill
Xenomorphs - won't survive. One in the ocean and we are boned.
A quiet place monsters - won't survive
The thing - zero chance we would all be dead.
Necromorphs - we would lose so so hard
Fun fact - in the comics it took the xenomorphs one and a half years to take over Earth. They over flowed the continent of Australia first.
Looking at this list one realizes there is still loads of space for improvement in our military capabilities.
The need for a global military is greater than ever before.
NATO military is the first step covering 16% of the planet. That is nowhere near enough.
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with no hyperbole this may be the craziest video I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/jhEZg2YVXU
— billary (@iambillary) January 10, 2023
I have no idea what this is or the context.
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Its literally every post sith an exception of maybe 3 that the bot says "post bussy"
I know i cant be the only one that has the bot saying the same line over and over as if were at some bar and snappy had too much to drink perhaps. Maybe im just digging for no reason. BUT id appreciate it if Snappy posted bussy for once. God darn so much mystery i have to see the being i fell in frantic lvoe with!
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Hello friend! 
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In November 1967, ex-Marine John "Chickie" Donohue realized that some of his friends serving in Vietnam needed a morale boost. He decided to travel 8,000 miles to the war-torn country, sneaking in to bring them some ice-cold beers.
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) July 4, 2023
U.S. Marine Kevin McLoone was driving a jeep… pic.twitter.com/kO5NOC0szF
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Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer - 3
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Women get pissed if they find out a man wears lifts or lies about his job or income... So weird.
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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