yes i have spent about 7 hoirs todau trying to get my work scanner to show up on everyones computer and not cause windows to crash when you attempt to scan anything.

it's just research I swear, it's for the drama

My 90 year old granny gave me advice on my s*x life, she told me not to have s*x with him before I’m his girlfriend for at least 6 months, and to use protection and that’s it’s important that I be careful, cause I’m the one in trouble if not, she goes “ You should be the one carrying the condoms” she said she doesn’t want great grandchildren. She told me to make him wait for it, and not to let him have access to me to soon. She called birth control my responsibility, she was like “I’d pay for it for you, I don’t mind” “I don’t want you pregnant or in an abortion clinic” “If you want to go on the pill, or get the coil tell me”

I told her I was going to go now, I was like “I have to go now, my crush is sitting in the car waiting for me” and she goes “we’re here talking about s*x and he’s probably sitting in the car thinking about having s*x with you” “He’ll be waiting a while” “behave yourself and be a good girl don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” “I’ll see you tomorrow before you leave” and she hugged me and kissed me.

The I saw her the day after and we were talking and she goes “did you have s*x with him last night” and I said “No” and she goes “Good girl, I can’t keep telling him he needs to look after you and not break your heart and then have you giving him access to your body way to early”.

“Your my girl, not his” “It’s important that you know that and he knows that”.

Is she crossing the line and going overboard, it does make me uncomfortable, should I tell her that it’s none of her business and not to have conversations like this again, is she a bit to protective of me?

Honestly this is the most s*x positive grandma I’ve ever heard of appreciate that shit

your Granny cracks me up.

[OP] Why does she crack you up?

One day your granny will not be with you anymore and you'll look back on the time she got you condoms and remember how forward thinking she was and how much she wanted you to be able to live your life to the fullest. She sounds like a great woman - make the most of her while she's with you because one day she wont be and you'll miss her.

Yeeeah, this never happened.

6 months for s*x? Definitely wouldn't take her advice as far as that cause thats ridiculous lmao

Well ig she's checking up on you if you're fit for her bloodline or not