Tampering with a trial is a serious felony. If I was rdrama moderators I’d be so scared right now. Not a good look. Lawyer up ASAP

— Landchud Messiah (@LLMessiah_) October 26, 2022

When we go to maximum security prison, someone has to be the prison b-word. Any volunteers?

You guys hear about the new bait sub XD! So original haha just take something in the news and be contrarian!! Ha Ha!

— Landchud Messiah (@LLMessiah_) October 22, 2022

Zoomer college girls are asked how much money their boyfriend or future husband needs to make.

You can probably guess how this goes. pic.twitter.com/Pr4b1XprPA

— GAE underground updates (@GAE_USA) October 13, 2022

Imagine willingly encouraging cultural appropriation:

why are all these women wearing bras as shirts, what is happening

1. They are in Arizona 2. They are at ASU

Their fashion should be modeled off the traditional dress of desert peoples!

Only a real king can roll with a queen:

300k isnt absurd at all

The moid copes any way it can:

Well I went to school there, and the reality is they'll date a skater kid that works at a road sign making shop because they'll get lonely, lol

AOC got WRECKED. This is one of the most relentless verbal beatdowns you’ll see. 👀pic.twitter.com/zDtTCSdv8z

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) October 13, 2022

Lmao, probably gave her bartending angry customer flashbacks. Too bad she can’t fill a room, the acoustics big favored the chuds.

Invest coins for the aptly named pro-capitalism, pro-America hole.

If I scam you I hereby fully authorize @Aevann and @TwoLargeSnakesMating to refund twice your investment and leave me in the negatives.

We have reached 3%!

4%!

9% holy cow!

WE ARE NOW 10% OF THE WAY THERE

12%

TWENTY TWO PERCENT THANKS @coned

WE ARE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE, 42% DOWN

43% motherlovers

Just goombled for 2250 more but I won’t goomble anymore, it’s not my money. 45% tho

HALFWAY THERE

69%! lol haha nice

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32925580

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Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.

Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.

Introducing: /h/chudrama!

Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:

(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)

Stealth Mode for Holes

Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:

• /h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)

• /h/Braincels

• /h/Smuggies

to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.

Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.

If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.

And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!

Thanks!!!!!!

I love you.

xoxo Carp 💋

CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K

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REMEMBER TO CLICK “SHOW IN MAIN FEED” ON THE H/CHUDRAMA PAGE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHUD CONTENT

Jones and Essig pointed to their research in Provincetown to illustrate how bachelorette parties, made up mostly by white women “trying to escape their straight world” and avoid male harassment during their celebrations, are often drawn to queer spaces, such as gay bars and drag shows. Drag queens told the researchers that bachelorette parties are their main source of income, with fewer members of the LGBTQ+ community attending the shows.

Even homos are over drag shows lmao

“Just as a gentrifier is able to exercise their financial prowess to seduce a seller,

If I ever say anything this smug u all have permission to shoot me

a hetrifier is likewise able to buy space in a queer venue,”

lmao

I've been lurking around this place since its inception

You won't believe some of the things I've seen

I've watched dramatards rise

And lolcows fall

I've watched as the light fades in a jannie's eyes

As he mops

And I've seen drama

Come down upon multiple r-slurs

Seen subreddits banned

Seen fire rain down on LLM

And cute twinks rinse

Their hands in bussy

And make it red

Mods deposed

And coin wasted

All in vain

Yet I swore I would never create an account

Until the day came

When the Fish restricted outsiders viewing privilege

And thus I was forced to dip my hands in this Dantesque lake.

Frick you Carp.

What's up beautiful people, it's road trip jeff coming at you in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania making a very special stop at snappys market and grille! I saw it on the sidebar and knew I had to stop. I 3d printed the snappy last night, and had to give it a rush paint job, (I know it sucks). The model was made by the lovely @xirabolt and worked quite well. I got a breakfast hogie and their dark blend coffee. It was quite good. Btw is it normal to have slot machines inside gas stations in Pennsylvania? last time I gave the model directly to the coffee shop but making fanart for a gas station is another level of autism so I'm just gonna leave him at the back. Hope it brightens up the wagies day! Alright now I'm gonna drive some more untill I get to DC so byeeeee :3!!!

I signed legislation to enact major reforms to higher education in Florida.

Under the new law, all tenured professors must undergo a performance review every 5 years & poor performers can be let go.

Tenure should not be used to shield unproductive faculty from accountability. pic.twitter.com/UpgSqTrxmn

— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) July 14, 2022

So, uh.... Dutch farmers have purchased a tank to use to block distribution centres. pic.twitter.com/rVvwb2pSA9

— Keean Bexte 🇳🇱 (@TheRealKeean) July 5, 2022

Looks like a Sherman Firefly? Probably from a reenactment group. Local supermarkets are running out of food as farmers are blocking resupply with trucks, tractors and other heavy vehicles (now including a 38-ton M4 Sherman tank ).

Watch farmers use their heavy vehicles to get rid of riot police vehicles:

https://twitter.com/buperac/status/1544333780768346112

Glowies were also attending the protests, but were detected by the farmers so they retreat into their police vans (rightoid Youtuber alert).

Yasss Xueen sign him up for Drag classes instead

Dear Care and Feeding,

My 7-year-old son is in Cub Scouts and loves it; me, not so much. It seems to go against everything I've been trying to teach my boys. There is a lot of God and patriotism. At every meeting they promise to be clean and reverent, to do their duty to God and be morally straight, which makes me cringe. We are atheists, which the program technically bans. Up until recently the Boy Scouts also had anti-gay policies. It seems like a no-brainer that this group isn't for us, but my son loves it. Our "den" gives the option of community service instead of going to church for the "Duty to God" badge. Other than the pledge in the beginning, we have really enjoyed the family friendly activities, projects, and group campouts. I've heard comments about masks and losing freedoms, I've seen a Let's Go Brandon flag in a leader's garage, but overall everyone has been friendly and welcoming and hasn't talked politics.

I've talked to my son about why I don't think we should continue, but he is 7 and just wants to build cars and go fishing. It doesn't help that his best friends' parents are the leaders of the program. With the recent Supreme Court rulings, I just can't stomach these meetings anymore. He is supposed to march in the Fourth of July parade and I have no desire to celebrate America right now. I've checked and cannot find any similar groups in our area. My husband says it would be wrong to make him quit because of my beliefs. But he is 7, isn't it my job to teach him my morals? I'm so torn on what to do!

--- A Mom Just Trying to Do the Right Thing

Dear Just Trying,

Since each Boy Scout troop takes its own approach to the rules and traditions of the national organization, I'm not going to try to explore or debate the positions of the national organization, because that's not the heart of your question. Your question is really whether your discomfort with the national organization is reason enough to pull your kid out of the local program, so the local is what I'm going to focus on.

It is your job to teach your son your morals, but at some point it's also your job to let him codify his own set of values, which may or may not line up with yours. Don't worry, I'm not suggesting that your 7-year-old is ready for that! But I think having an eye toward that future point is your best course of action here. It sounds like you can be reasonably certain that the den leaders, or at least one of them, have different political beliefs than you, but that at least so far those beliefs have not entered the Scout activities. Same goes for the religious elements inherent in the program---in fact your den made some accommodations for your family so that your son could fully participate. Although I understand your discomfort, I'm not sure now is the time to pull him out of the program. If these leaders continue to be respectful of political boundaries and your religious beliefs, then there seems very little danger, at least for now, that your son would pick up anything objectionable to you. And it sounds like both the activities themselves and the other boys in the group are motivational for your son.

I think this is one of those situations where you can let your son continue to be involved with the Scouts while also continuing to speak with him and read with him about the social and moral perspectives you want him to adopt as he grows. Keep an open dialogue and involve him in activism to the extent you are comfortable. In doing so, he may come to question the Boy Scouts' "shtick" all on his own and find another activity. Or, he may continue to be involved in Scouts, but also grow up to be a rabid liberal, in which case he has learned a really important skill: how to coexist, collaborate, and have meaningful relationships with people who have different views than oneself.

I don't mean to downplay your discomfort at the rhetoric of certain political factions and recent events regarding a person's rights---I share it. But I'm also not convinced that the lesson you want to teach your son, or these other parents, is that you feel the need to isolate yourself away from anyone who seems like they vote "R." So long as these leaders and parents create a respectful space for people of all beliefs, you can wait until your son is old enough to make a decision about his association with the group for himself.