Ut oh. I've said the quiet part out loud again.

European founders lose their bearings when they expand to the US and hire their first few employees, typically salespeople.

"These people are gods," is how one founder told me he felt early in the expansion process.

— Dave Kellogg (@Kellblog) May 18, 2024

This isnt drama or dramatic but who can't appreciate the absolute state of europeans?

Demonious-X is an ancient lolcow that somethingawful's FYAD used to frick with a lot. The OG neckbeard.

He was also the incel patient zero. He was the scrote alpha and the scrote omega.

Best read to the tune of William Shatner's Rocketman

>All right here's part two of my woman hate blog thing

>I gotta tell you something, oh one thing, okay.

>Well, first of all, I'm not trying to be disgusting, I'm trying to be realistic all right,

>if you're seriously a horny toad and you fricking need kitty and you -some of you probably only heard this from trolls

>or you heard it from somebody, don't be ashamed! Go to www.fleshlight.com if you have 60 bucks,

>you can get yourself the best s*x toy a man can ever own for himself.

>Not only does it feel like real kitty, it doesn't give you any headaches, any trouble.

>It feels like- it feels like the real deal. I know a lot of people,

>especially trolls, say, "Oh, you never gotten-... fricking never gotten laid."

>Listen to me all right? Listen to me good. I'm gonna be fricking open and honest,

>I don't give a frick about how tmi it is okay? If it's too much information just click it off all right

>I had the b-word on that bed, I was laying over there by that window and I was railing her snatch like there's no tomorrow,

>all right, and I came in my condom, and it felt wonderful, it was good.

>But the b-word turned psycho

>September 2000, we we went our separate ways.

On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights - by Demonious X on Genius

!nonchuds !chuds !ranchers

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

pic.twitter.com/pnBMAPZFTa

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) May 17, 2024

IT DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

Wasn't it Scar who was in the shallow end of the gene pool

Futilely attributing his own voluntary failures to fate

The eternal prideful victim and tyrant
Because those are the same thing

Poor me equals I deserve all the powerhttps://t.co/bC4QjfcT3U pic.twitter.com/z7rcGzwBmr

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 14, 2024

Really makes you think

"Vannacci si comprasse uno specchio. Parla di tratti italiani, ma sembra il turco che mi vende il kebab" #drittoerovescio pic.twitter.com/VQThgVO3Ab

— Il Grande Flagello (@grande_flagello) May 19, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/154bvud/overflowing_clogged_potty_and_wont_flush/?sort=controversial

Close and lock the door. Then move and change your name.

My thoughts

auger

My plumber got so pissed off he kept having to come back and unclog my potty that he bought me an auger. LOL, and he was charging $100+ for each visit hahahah.

Bro at that point I would just burn the house down honestly.

Like even if you get the potty unclogged you gonna have to bleach the whole bathroom and the potty seat gonna have be tossed unless you really about that life ahahaha

!poopers

Is seventeen square miles of prime Georgian farmland turned into grassland enough space for a herd of elephants?

!goomblers any Vegas Matt enjoyers here?, BossmanJack if he was calmer

This will be the last surviving hole. Including all the gussy and bussy holes which will be ripped to shreds by @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM.

10 more holes to go

@KILL_EVERYONE 500 coins please. https://rdrama.net/post/270087/500-dc-to-whoever-can-post

The British Broadcast Corporation runs Europe.