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Why was Macklemore performing dressed as a stereotypical Jew? pic.twitter.com/CBEMH5Tysl
— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) May 17, 2024
- skonghunt42 : /h/drugs
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Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.
— GALLAGHER 🇨🇦 (@SILVERnBOLD) May 15, 2024
This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.
Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)
Noticeable benefits
-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)… pic.twitter.com/8CmXWyH7Gm
God I wish this was real.
!druggies do you dare to take the challenge?
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Cross stitch drama where the !biofoids at
Saw this on the sub for seething at arts and crafts that you don't like, when I opened it I was like "ah probably someone looking for something to be offended over" but the swastikas are a little much
< closest we have to foot in mouth marsey
You would respect them for saying racist things loudly?
this has 74 upvotes, imagine if she was like "okay guys they are swastikas but they're the Hindu kind"
Jeets catching strays
- whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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First of all it's boring to watch so little to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources to have a golf cart, all that space for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space where dozens of other sports could be played. And nobody young even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.
Idk bros. I really hate golf and I think it's wasteful. I think the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human beings. I think we as a society let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.
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My mother has already set the appointment.
I'm actually pretty excited because this stylist has massive titties and I'm hoping one of them will brush against my head.
This will be the last time I will see my fro for a while. I will miss it.
Don't forget to take advantage of the double DC weekend in the casino.
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Redditors should fear the righteous.
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get rollin
1-vivienne
2-rhys
3-isabella
4-ezria
5-kresh
6-akiko
7-rocul
8-sophie
9-Liam
dubs- matilda( )
trips- Theo r*pes your tight bussy
or frick it and go with the slayer
(reddit link incase the image is hard to read) https://old.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/1crx6w6/chomr_find_your_vampire_patron/?sort=controversial
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My cat won't stop drinking from the potty, no matter what I do.
I previously got her this water fountain:
I got her that one like 2 or 3 months ago. I never saw her drink from it but I figured, maybe she's just drinking when I'm not around or I just haven't seen her yet. Today I discovered the stupid fricking r-slur pea brain drinking potty water again, which means she probably never fricking stopped.
I've now gone to amazon and bought her a twice as expensive water fountain (pic related) and will now keep the bathroom door shut at all times, in hopes that she stops doing that.
I hate her so much, why is she so fricking r-slurred, smh.
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48 y/o female presents to PCP regarding a mass under her right armpit. Patient denies any Hx of lymphadenopathy, bug exposure, recent health issues, vaccinations, family hx and possible exposure to bacteria and viruses. Physical is performed that suggests a 1.2cm mass, US is performed to confirm size and r/o something serious. Patient discharges with no medication and treatment plan of staying on bed rest for 7 days and fully recovers. What was the Dx given?
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Tom Holland’s POV: https://t.co/xKsu161bjK pic.twitter.com/1bbHwJ1czR
— jaylenz (@itsJaylenz) May 15, 2024
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Haha
You can't keep me down, I'ma thrive, watch me live
Me, oh my, I survived all your shit
I won't compromise on my life for no peepee
Go and get some game, I'm not playing with a glitch
Frick your daddy issues, trigger trauma in your brain
Stay out of my slip stream, we are not the same
You're old meat, I'm eatin' other prey
Avoiding you, I'd rather put my kitty through the plague
Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi
Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me
How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me
Woah
Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy
Bye, bye, bye, bye
It's the sound of a score worth settlin'
Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'
Teeth filed like a beast menacin'
Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine
Your ego's way too big for your head
I'm not tryna make amends, we're not breaking no bread
But I'll give you some advice for the future ahead
You should learn to use your tongue since you're average in bed
I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a prime rib specimen, rare beef venison
Swinging like a spider monkey, junkie for adrenaline
Like to be pleased and I like to do the pleasuring
Take you out of body with my kiss like ketamine
Ki-kiss like ketamine
Ki-kiss like ketamine
Ki-kiss like ketamine
Kiss like ketamine
Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi
Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me
How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me
Woah
Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy
Bye, bye, bye, bye
It's the sound of a score worth settlin'
Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'
Teeth filed like a beast menacin'
Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine
Kiss, kiss like ketamine
Kiss, kiss like ketamine
Ki-kiss like ketamine
Kiss like ketamine
Ki-kiss like ketamine
Kiss, kiss like ketamine
Kiss, kiss like ketamine
Kiss like ketamine
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African-American man was arrested in Osaka for attacking a 64-year-old man and robbing him. His passport was found at the scene, which helped police track him down. He's also being charged for sexually assaulting a woman. pic.twitter.com/XkuSIQ3Jc3
— Asian Dawn (@AsianDawn4) May 17, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene ROASTING AOC is the highlight of the night so far 🤣
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 17, 2024
AOC: “She has to apologize”
MTG: “I’m not apologizing. Why don’t you debate me?”
AOC: “That’s self evident”
MTG: “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence”
🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/XBFuIxx9QY
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