https://images.socialwelfare.library.vcu.edu/items/show/265

It without a doubt the funniest shit ever.

Actual panel:

Never thought I find my hidden niche.
A High Quality Victorian Era Painting of A Lady With Large Breast pic.twitter.com/k0sh0cdRCx

— Coco 🥜 (✦Commission(Closed)✦) (@setawar) September 26, 2022

Frick it this goes in slackernews

I love my ai overlords

his wrists look fatter in person tbh

I got bored one day and with some money to burn I decided to send a request to a Jap artist on skeb with a picture of Marsey saying “can you turn her into a cute and sexy catgirl” and this is what I got

edit: Artist is koda1ra

https://twitter.com/koda1ra/status/1559148665222332417

https://search.marsey.cat goes to that page too if that's easier to remember

In case you weren't aware github took down camas' reddit search tool that many of us use for reportmaxxing and stuff: https://rdrama.net/post/64671/camas-reddit-search-has-been-taken

Copying other people's work is in my chink DNA so I ripped camas' code and deployed it in netlify since his tool's pretty useful

Archived copy of his search tool: https://web.archive.org/web/20220409160400/https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/

Archived github repo I stole from: https://web.archive.org/web/20220409160400/https://github.com/camas/reddit-search/

Copy of camas' source code: https://archive.org/details/reddit-search-master

Post your suggestions and jannoids will decide which ones to add. Thank you.

In case you hate the shitty AI voice here's the summary

• In 2018 when he was 12 he discovered reddit. He eventually finds out that there's a karma leaderboard.

• By 2019 he has 3,000 karma. He cringes now looking back at his comments.

• His "breakthrough" happened in March 2019 when a meme he posted got upvoted. It was even reviewed in one of Pewdiepies videos.

• He makes it into /r/EternityClub realizes they're cringe and leaves.

• Still he wants to make it into /r/CenturyClub. Gets banned for 3 days for telling a furry to kill himself Continues grinding and finally gets 100k and makes it into /r/CenturyClub. Realizes they're cringe 30+ year old Americans obsessed with politics and leaves.

• In 2020 he turns his focus to minecraft. Gets bored with that and goes back to reddit.

• He had much more time now because of the pandemic which kept him at home for almost 2 years.

• Now he wanted 1 million karma. He messages Gallowboob for advice. Now he is locked in.

• It took almost a year to reach 100k karma. Another 6 months to 200k. But now it only took 6 days to get to 300k.

• He got every reddit award now. Some guy gave $175 worth of awards

• In September 2020 he reaches 1 million points after only 47 days of grinding. It was quite fast.

• Arnold Schwarzenegger even replied to one of his posts, but he didn't really know who Arnold was

• Now the American election is coming up. He's an Italian kid so he knows nothing about it, but he realizes reddit hates Trump so he starts posting anti Trump memes. They do well. He learns about more American politicians and which ones reddit hates so he can get more karma

• By the end of 2020 he was over 2 million karma.

• He joined a groomercord some Indian guy made called Redditors United where top karma accounts could share advice. He considered them idols, but later realized they were mostly "16 year old Indians with way too much free time. Just like me."

• He still wanted to grind to 10 million karma. He now posted 100 times per day at regular intervals.

• Time was not a problem since he had online school and could keep Google meet open while posting to reddit.

• He made a google spreadsheet to track his progress and aimed for 30k points a day or 1 million a month.

• By his 14th birthday he reached 5 million. He basically just spammed posts now and at one point was averaging 90k points per day. By May 2021 he reached 10 million karma after "5 months of grinding with no breaks."

• But this was starting to negatively affect his school work so he had to take time off reddit to focus on algebra

• He came back to reddit. Now he wanted to be number 1. The target was 38 million "set by /u/CheetahSperm18, a porn addicted American man who posted naked anime girls everyday."

• Someone gets suspicious and sees that this zoomer posted at almost the same times everyday. They assume he's a bot so he gets banned from the /r/BotDefense system. This banned him from 3k subs.

• Undeterred he carried on eventually reaching 25 million karma.

• Now he was back at in person school so he would run home when it finished and spam reddit with more posts. During this time he got banned twice. But appealed them successfully.

• The start of 2022 was great because Putin invaded Russia so now he could spam Zelensky.

• But he notices his karma started slowing. He was banned from too many subs. Had to focus on school. So he took 3 months off.

• He claims now is when he learned python and made a bot to automate his posts. Posting 360 times a day.

• People got mad. Someone reports him and reddit permanently bans him for content manipulation. Other big accounts got banned as well.

Now he was free to touch grass and just posts to his youtube.

Proving that reportmaxxing works!

I saw this here

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1c66kpp/how_millions_of_karma_are_made/?sort=controversial

I didn't plan to watch it all due to the annoying voice, but the autism of it drew me in. Where were this kids parents. Absolutely r-slurred. At least he got away from it eventually.

https://9gag.com/gag/a2KQWAe#comment

"go have a coffee with your marketing team, and just terrify them about what's going to happen if they don't give you what you want" that's actually alpha soy behaviour respect babe

death to chud g*mers

Hey, !biofoids

A new year is here, and I thought it would be neat to trade skincare routines/products and discuss them. Perhaps we can get some good recommendations from each other!

For mine:

Current Daily cocktail:

COSRX Snail 92 All-in-one cream

Tretinoin 0.025% cream

Melazepam (Azelaic acid)

Galactomyces essence

Moisturize throughout the day with Hada Labo gokujyun hydrating lotion

I try to do a chemical peel at least one a week, try do have IPL treatments every 4-6 months.

Anyone else have some GOAT products or regimens that they wanna share?

Back again as promised to flex on @pizzashill and @Poj's disgusting animal tier eating habits and bring you, rdrama, my favorite dish in my arsenal: my take on Steak au Poivre. This dish is ridiculously simple and mostly revolves around sauce and a bit of prep. This is truly impossible to frick up and is so good any thot who consumes this will want to consume your sauce as compensation.

Ingredients:

>Couple of shallots (or half an onion if shallots unavailable)

>About 12-16oz of white or baby bella mushrooms

>Garlic

>New york strip steak

>Heavy cream

>A bottle of decent cognac (will heavily recommend Courvoisier VS or VSOP, its subtle notes really come out on this) - im using pierre ferrand 1840 formula.

>Butter

>Salt, black pepper, cumin, coriander, dill weed.

I will not measure fricking anything here, just dont be r-slurred and use your eyeballs.

Prep:

Start by pouring yourself some cognac as you cook and prep because you're not a cute twink b-word.

Next, dice the mushrooms as finely as you can, get real choppy until they are as micro as you can get them. Same thing with the shallots, though in my case its half a white onion because my grocery store didnt have shallots in stock. Take your steaks and season with salt and pepper. Get some garlic pieces minced super fine or just be a chad like me and use a garlic press instead.

Cook:

Chef up those mushrooms over butter and let it really shrink down as it loses water and absorbs all that fat. Season with black pepper and cumin, especially cumin since it pairs well with the shrooms earthy and meaty flavor.

When theyre cooked, set them aside on a plate.

Next up is the steaks, (yes, real steaks @pizzashill, not frozen salisbury steaks) throw them on butter and cook as desired. I prefer rare, you can be a b-word if you want and go medium tho. Once done, set them aside to rest as you continue batching up that sauce.

In the same pan, throw in the onions and let em sweat for a bit. Sprinkle some salt on them and once they're almost done, add garlic and let that cook for like 45s to a min on medium heat. Throw in 2oz of cognac to deglaze the pan and let the onions soak it all up (1 to 3 mins, and you absolutely want to inhale the alcohol fumes to get drunk off them).

Once reduced, heavy cream goes in the pan with butter and the mushrooms. As the sauce reduces, add in black pepper, salt to taste, coriander (for a natural spicy sweetness), cumin and dill weed (dill weed truly shines here.

Throw in a splash of corn starch mixed with water and stir it in to help thicken up the sauce. Stir occasionally and give it time to thicken up/really have the flavors blend in (just keep tasting it once its simmering). Once the sauce is tasting like liquid heaven, cut the steak into strips as thick as desired and plate.

Pour a metric ton of sauce on that shit and enjoy (seriously, dont give a frick about looks, eat the sloppy mess its amazing). You can also plate it over rice or with a side of mashed potatoes to just have the sauce enrich that.

@MrsFrozenClaus, as the resident foid go make this and confirm to the rest of the site that this is in fact so good you'd suck my peepee if I had made it for you irl.

So I was fricking around on mojeek (an obscure search engine good for turning up shit like this) when I found what is probably the saddest website ever

This is tengaged.com, a reality TV online social site that doubles as a place to play games. It's used almost exclusively by 30 year old biofoids and sometimes homosexuals to larp as contestants on old shows like survivor, big brother, etc. from when the site was launched in 2008. It's ridiculously active for what it is and consists of mentally regressed users who present themselves like characters in a 2000s girl game

Due to the site being filled with foids, there is constant drama, twitterspeak nonsense and a general vibe of people being mentally stuck in their teenage years despite having hit the long ago. Frequently people type like facebook moms with mental issues, which a lot of the users are considering the pregnancy posts

(yes, somehow the site has pph comparable to the sharty)

As for the actual games on the site, I have no idea what they look like (neighbor i'm not signing up for this shit) but it's evident that users take them seriously. People put long descriptions of their current in-game roles in their bios, where they also pretend to be doing srs bsns with their internet friends or something idk. Honestly I have no idea if this site is really that bad, maybe it's just filled with basic people and I'm reading it wrong

This is what will happen to foids on this site if you don't have children, your biological clock is ticking

Lots of drama in this thread. With blackmailing over email and threats. Here is some highlights.

Ends with a jannie y'alling the thread

Edit: Since this post is doing so well, have some bonus peepeesword drama of some other AI ethicist also whining: