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here’s what i would look like if i was black or chinese https://t.co/86bdgqwRSG pic.twitter.com/C7p7dYo1ue
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idk if that's his actual doxx but still funny
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Tldr
Man buys over a million cds, Vinyls, and cassettes from a failed company in an attempt to start the company over again. Abandons his family and buys and moves into a warehouse in another state in one of the most violent cities in America. Spends over half a million dollars to get cockblocked by the city for zoning violations and gets robbed over 30+ times. He sneeds about the city and it's inhabitants on twitter documenting his journey. He's also trying to build a fusion reactor and a science museum in the city
MY CASSETTES!
Backstory
Murfie was a startup company that focused on the digitization of physical media into digital media. People would send their CDs, Vinyls, and cassettes, which the company would store in their warehouse and rip the contents onto their own platform for people to stream. Murfie even allowed people to buy and sell with other users on their platform.
During sometime during early November, the company asked all of it's current customers to make sure they renewed their current subscription before November 17th. No more than 5 days later, the company sent out an email to it's customers saying that the compnay was ceasing all operations including the website. This abrupt shutdown shocked everyone, that even that former CEO had one idea what had happened .
The situation only continued to spiral out of control. Murfies ToS had a clause that promised its customers that they would return all of their physical media in the case the company shut down (For a small shipping fee of course ), but with all of their services down, customers had no way of getting back their cassettes and cds. In total, there were close to a million CDs, cassestes, and Vinyls left somewhere in limbo. Unsurprisingly, people were soying out about this:
They have my 100+ cd's and $1000+ dollars. nothing to be proud of if they leave people in a lurch.
At this point everyone had lost hope that they wouldn't get their stuff back. Until one determined man showed up.
John Fenley
John Fenley is an investor, landchad, family man and an autist for music. When he heard the news of Murfie going out of business he stepped up immediately and offered to buy the remaining digital collection.
It wasn't his first venture into this type of busines. Fenley had a similar business that to Murfie that he started years ago, but was unable to find investors for his company. But this a second chance for him, because he knew what he could do it right this time. This was his white whale.
Shortly after, Fenley sold about 150k dollars worth of stock he received from another company and purchased an abandoned warehouse in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
Before we continue let's discuss Pine Bluff for those unfamiliar with it. The only aspect you really need to know about Pine Bluff is that it makes third world shitholes look like a paradise in comparison. Let us look at some statistics to truly understand it
Homicide rate:
Pine Bluff had 29 homicides in 2021. Pine Bluff had 23 murders in 2020 - a rate of 56.5 murders per 100,000 people. The national average was 6.5 murders per 100,000 people in 2020
Poverty Rate:
The per capita income for the city was $17,334. About 24.3% of families and 30.6% of the population were below the poverty line, including 45.6% of those under age 18 and 13.7% of those age 65 or over.
Demographics:
A fairly dangerous city to say the least. But, Im guessing at the time Fenley didn't understand this and would come across many problems in his journey for his whale.
The journey
Fenley has been documenting his adventure on twitter. These tweets are mostly in chronological order, but these aren't all of his tweets. You can check out Fenleys twitter account to see his full journey, but im just going to show some of the highlights.
Right off the bat, Fenley has issues with the Pine bluff city hall fining him for building violations:
He eventually meets with the mayor to discuss his future prospects but that ends up going nowhere:
I should mention too, that Fenley is also trying to turn the warehouse into a science museum and that he's attempting to build a fusion reactor
Tragically for Fenley, the PineBluff goverment are a bunch of chuds that don't trust the science:
What kind of city government tries to prevent someone from opening a science museum?
Fenleys frustrations with the city government only continue to grow:
The downward spiral only continues for Fenley:
He does offer a $3 bounty to whoever catches those robbers
Had over $20,000 worth of equipment stolen last Saturday. Putting a bounty on catching the crooks.
They never catch them lmao
Fenley also starts sneeding at the police for being shit at their job:
Despair grows inside Fenley:
I should mention that Fenley is also married and has kids that live in another state. It appears that he's somewhat abandoned them in pursuit of his dream.
7 days later...
Several hours later....
Febley is also is his own security guard too. He'll often confront those on his property with a gun of couse:
Fenley called the cops on the guy in the above video, and the police actually arrested him! But the guy was quickly released from jail and came back to Fenleys warehouse:
And they let the guy go, and surprise, he came back again today.
Three kids seeing if they can steal stuff. Just another day in PineBluff.
The constant stress continues to pile on our neurodivergent Ishmael:
I should clarify that he's basically living at the warehouse fulltime to ensure that one is trying to rob it. At least one has ever tried taking his security cameras:
Can anyone tell from the sound what kind of gun I just heard firing shots outside my warehouse?
Fenley has been here for 3 years at this point and still hasn't been murdered somehow
Good movie reference!
Hopefully 2023 brings better luck to our hero
Its never going to get better for him
So far that's Fenleys entire story. An interesting one to say the least. Hopefully he doesn't get murdered so we can get more updates on his pursuit of happiness. Fenley doesn't look like he's giving up on PineBluff yet, since he's bought over 75 properties in the city so far. I truly hope he does catch his white whale one day
Thanks for reading!
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Day of #the journocide is here. African King Elon Musk has banned several journalists #and large accounts from twitter (Still updating) https://t.co/oNn1FfCCqP pic.twitter.com/KglFtkfzmx
— Drama Memes (@drama_meme) December 16, 2022
This is the article - https://rdrama.net/post/131789/day-of-the-journocide-is-here
Twitter analytics tells me 230 people clicked the link
This is - far and away - the most interactions I've gotten on a tweet by autodrama. Thanks @SmallFestiveNips for bringing rdrama to the masses
To refer to Elon Musk as an "African King" is an insult to Africans... - 6 likes
but he is
Admiral of the Incel Fleet. You can lick the decks and squeeze the sails ⛵️ 😉
white people go two minutes without sexualizing politics (impossible)
just fricking lol
He is a traitor because he was born in a different country. Don't think that's how it works king
This guy gets it
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hi i literally hav no fricking idea how this site works or if this is even a good verification photo (happy to verify anyway i can) but a few ppl sent it to me regarding plsnope/carly stealing my content and using my photos. just wanted to pop in and confirm she is in fact NOT a real person (or me) and has been stalking and stealing my photos for years at this point. she gets caught then goes by a new user every time. sorry to anyone she scammed :/
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MINOR UPDATE: Srdines smugpost over the whole thing; users with millions of Reddit karma tut tut about terminally online jannies
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Shit is popping off and n8 is going out with a bang. Here is his thread wherein he admits to doing what he could to break as many of @Merari’s mops as possible before leaving:
Which is apparently what this blossoming mop war is about.
This is coming to a head a few days after the Kiwis doxxed Merari (his name is Joost for God’s sake) which you can read about here:
https://rdrama.net/post/95174/marseykiwi2pat-update-maybe-pictures-kiwicel-claims
Snappy in that thread should have an archive of the Farms post since KF is still down until later today. It’s a ride.
This is all presumably coming to a head because of Merari’s well-documented, passionate, months-long defense of child rapist Aimee Challenor.
Slack leaks coming soon, will flair thread when updated. Wanna get this posted rn so the Reddit post can be archived.
CHRONOLOGICAL OVERVIEW TO DATE
TW: MELODRAMA
SECOND UPDATE
Killhacks, whose tongue is permanently lodged up Merari’s butt, has noticed this thread almost immediately. Make an account and talk to us babe SEE UPDATE #3
Hey Femilip - it’s not n8. You can see cuz there’s a reply to his ping in one of the screens and it doesn’t have that tasteful green (yellow? am colorblind ) highlight. Also, timestamps. Both are relatively easily falsified, yeah, but I really don’t have time for that and I’m offended at the suggestion that I do.
Hi conalfisher! I still wish you’d join us for real :(
THIRD UPDATE
The groomercord user/Reddit mod there, “killhacks” is actually @tardkiller on this very website!
Here is a screenshot of his profile as I am expecting him to nuke its content imminently. Unfortunately, you can’t delete the account itself. rDrama is proudly GDPR noncompliant!
FOURTH UPDATE
Timestamps scrubbed from this other leaker by request.
I have a short presentation to give in a few, I’ll be back with more in a bit x
FIFTH UPDATE
A small one but significant? N8 is leading the charge away from Reddit and into the great outdoors lol
UPDATE 5.5 /u/CONALFISHER HAS ASSIMILATED INTO @conalfisher
SIXTH UPDATE
Million-karma Reddit poweruser /u/esoterix_luke has just groomercord dropped the tail end of a fight with merari via their Slack dms! Can Merari survive this fallout? Can Reddit survive losing TWO of its 20-hour-a-day volunteers in a month? (yes, jannies are infinitely replaceable)
rDrama user has tea on Luke:
SEVENTH UPDATE
Powerjannies are revealing their chad rDrama accounts to clown on Merari
And /u/esoterix_luke comes in hot with another Slack leak!
EIGHTH UPDATE - /r/CenturyClub leaks!
N8 has crossposted his assault on Merari to /r/centuryclub which is apparently a sub only for people with >100k karma or something?
disturbing allegations
Jannie to the jannies yalls the yallers and tells them to move to an even more exclusive subreddit lol
continued discussion of the yalling
assorted poweruser pearlclutching
Here we have a volunteer online janitor comparing Reddit moderation to work with NGOs and assorted charities. This isn't quite on the level of the guy who once essayed at me about how it's the same as working in a soup kitchen or homeless shelter, but it's close.
n8, as /u/karmanacht, explains why he left and why he's back (to piss Merari off 💜)
Some guy comes out very pro-n8 and gives a timeline of events that I'm not reading because I don't care that much. It looks good, though. You should read it.
And finally, for now, some randos also joining #TeamN8. Is it over for Joost?
EIGHT AND A HALFETHTHTH MINI UPDATE
Merari seems to have lost control of Groomercord
Jannies keep dunking on him with this too -
https://twitter.com/reddit_lies/status/1530745620859961346?t=tEjGJ60KSQhTlYdM1H2OIw&s=19
NINTH UPDATE - it has moved to /r/CenturyClubDrama
For a summary of this update, please just look at this helpful summary from the #3 moderator on Reddit, /u/RamsesThePigeon:
The explanation:
Full imgur album of the /r/CenturyClubDrama thread for anyone who wants to stink of corn chips for a few weeks:
To clarify, /u/RamsesThePigeon really is the #3 biggest powermod now that N8 is gone. Source:
He jannies 187 million Redditors. FOR FREE
Some random fricking Merari essay about the whole thing that I’m not reading. Something about queerphobia. Racism. Sexism. You know the drill by now:
REMINDER THAT MERARI01 SPENT MONTHS DEFENDING CHILD RAPIST AIMEE CHALLENOR AND STILL FEELS THAT REDDIT SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER
Some rando powerjannie telling Merari that his fanaticism for volunteering for a multibillion dollar global corporation is unhealthy and concerning just now:
TENTH UPDATE
just for you bb
/u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS if you join rDrama and post itt I’ll hook you up with an exclusive bluecheck like I did for Conal and Phoenix. That’s a 100k dramacoin value. FOR FREE.
TENTH POINT FIVETH UPDATE
Powerjannie /u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS now has an rDrama presence as @I_PUNCH_INFANTS 🤗
ELEVENTH UPDATE
I think it’s winding down now. For the day at least. Merari is Dutch so it’s quite late there and this is to be expected. Here are some leaks from his personal Slack:
- AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE : someone catch her!
- of_blood_and_salt : most important post on rdrama
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : a wonder of the modern world is now on a wonder of the ancient world
- MuadDib : https://i.rdrama.net/images/1678376649370768.webp
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Also in podcast form!
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-112-how-our-assistant-producer?s=w
Enjoy!
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Using terms like “looksmaxxing”, “Chad”, and “Stacy” will get you on an @FBI list for "Involuntary Celibate Violent Extremism." pic.twitter.com/VoIegyoUby
— Oversight Project (@OversightPR) April 3, 2023
This was only supposed to link the second tweet I'm sorry
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