lots of generic condolences to inanimate object low tier jokes

Most controversial thread comes through still about being rational through hatred of somebody you despise, and how keeping cordial relationships even with douchebags is pivotal in international diplomacy

Lots of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wahhh wahhhh no the Iranian regime is le heckin evilllll, the EU head eurocuck dude should have said nothing and stay silent instead!!!!

and on and on

IT'S ABOUT SIGNALLING REEEEEEEEEEEE

'Being Dalit on a dating app. Upper caste men only want to argue over reservation, EWS'

Manisha Mondal @manishamondal25 writes in #ThePrintPoVhttps://t.co/SfHGR4JNeM

— ThePrintIndia (@ThePrintIndia) May 16, 2024

In the article the whale complains that upper caste men talk about ending reservation (40-60% govt jobs guaranteed if you're lower caste for example) and reject her.

Bruh they're rejecting her because she's OBESE not because she's a dalit. No one mentions their caste on dating apps lol. Look at her-

Probably because they saw the rest of her pictures showing her full body on insta and blocked her lol.

If she wasn't obese they would have stuck around longer at least. Even dalit moids would have rejected her.

Wonder if there will also be reservation on dating apps? Pradhan Mantri Dating Arakshan Yojana

Something tells me it wasn't her birth jati which is responsible for the lack of interest of men

The time you spent writing this article would have been spent better going for a run

It's a very common tendency to blame, when you don't have game

Seethe from Dalitus Primus himself blaming muh casteism rather than her weight for her rejection:

https://twitter.com/ambedkariteIND/status/1792461142645940495

Bonus a great father

https://freddiedeboer.substack.com/p/of-course-you-know-what-woke-means

I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.

Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>

But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:

Coffee

I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.

This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.

Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:

Volvos

I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.

I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.

I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.

Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:

Manly Scents

I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.

I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.

They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.

Burberry London is another favourite.

Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:

How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?

Then leave. https://t.co/rCL85JoZ4Z

— Kyle Rittenhouse (@ThisIsKyleR) May 19, 2024

Not your fault. Spiderman loves all of you.

Spiderman will return.

U.S. governors urge Turks and Caicos to release Americans as Florida woman becomes 5th tourist arrested for ammo in luggage https://t.co/z97zAfA3z9

— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 18, 2024

Britney Griner comparison:

https://twitter.com/AndyMiller1990/status/1791865592435097657

"We need to warn people not to go there!"

https://twitter.com/F_Botha_USA/status/1792104585596985481

This guy will never return:

https://twitter.com/Lithium_Plays/status/1792133276552868174

Libertarian r-slur side stuff

https://twitter.com/EffTexas/status/1792326901421220329

The dream of billions of Jeets has been fulfilled. Visa free travel for Indians into Russia is a reality. Millions of blonde blue eyed slavic women will be waiting

Comment lol

Here's the source image, morons whining about "inflation adjusted" despite obviously having no clue what that means

Whole thread.

They need to adjust for inflation.

Now compare to COL for each generation.

This means nothing without accounting for inflation. It doesn't matter if younger generations are making double if the prices of everything has quadrupled.  For the pedants I. Just saying double and quadruple as examples, not literally. 

This fool is onto nothing whatsoever:

And most of those gains are going to previous generations via housing

This twerp tries to double down:

Now do adjusted for inflation and add food, fuel, housing and healthcare to the CPI. Not just rent, not just net healthcare profit, not excluding fuel and electricity while offsetting it with cheap TVs.

It is adjusted {and a bit more yapping here}

I specifically called those things out because CPI doesn't cover those things. "Rent equivalent", "Excluded for volatility", and rural excluded pricing.

It includes all of those things you conspiratorial goober.

Look up how CPI is calculated and I'll accept your apology as confirmation that someone learned something. You can't take inflation rates at face value.

{More yapping, walls of text}

This flop calls blue "red"

Lots of boomers in here can't handle the truth. Living now is Hard Mode compared to their experience.

Reminder that these mooks are certain socialism will solve all their problems and they're economic geniuses. Legitimately zero argument against locking them in gimp suits and milking them for stem cells btw.

I will never use that trash feature. Stop sending me notifications for chat channels. Even when you click on them they take you nowhere.