For anyone who doesnt know, this is Pearl

She goes on those thot podcasts and extoles the virtues of traditional gender roles to onlyfans harlots

!incels could you imagine any slander against this king? Me neither.

Throwaway for obvious reasons

Me (22f) and my boyfriend (24m) of 4 years, recently got into playing BG3 co-op! And so far it's been a lot of fun! We've been super invested into the story, and I've had a lot of fun discovering the plot and figuring out the gameplay mechanics with him! However, the trouble started as soon as we ran into Shadowheart in the crash region. At first it was just 'oh she's cute' which I didn't really mind, I mean obviously she is cute, but lately it has gotten worse and worse. He absolutely refuses to swap her out for another party member, and everytime she says ANYTHING he can't seem to help himself but remark with something along the lines of 'awwwwh' or 'she's so cute.'

I really didn't mind it at first, but lately it's start to become annoying. When we were messing around with the characters underwear (sorry!) he discovered Shadowheart had a 'bush' (which i do NOT have) and he couldn't help but comment on how 'well designed' it was. Normally I'd never feel like I'd be in competition with a videogame character, but there was an extended moment of awkward silence where my boyfriend didn't talk while... 'examining' this part of her.. it was humiliating! Even after I tried to suggest that we change our party members, all he could say was 'we need the bless babe.'

Fast forward a week later to now, he drove over to my apartment to spend the weekend together as we usually do, except this time was different. It seemed like he just wasn't interested, his words were shallow and short and he came off as being bored the entire time. When we finally turned it in for the night I was excited to show him something Shadowheart couldnt do with him, and he was completely uninterested! He just turned over in the bed and said he was tired, and fell asleep 30 seconds later.

Now that he's back home, I notice he's offline on steam (ON HIS DAY OFF) and he tells me that he's sick. But after checking his steam page several times, I can see that his hours on BG3 are STILL INCREASING. He's hiding his account in offline mode to spend time with shadowheart without me.

What do I do? Do I change class to cleric so he can't use her? Do I dye my hair black like her? I've never been in competition with a videogame character before.

!incel still mogs me

/r/seduction is a new favorite sub. Redditors giving each other advice on seducing women

Everytime I enter REM state during sleep I experience nightmares and immediately wake up. So despite sleeping 8 hours with excellent deep sleep which allows me to recover physically, mentally I feel like worse waking up than going to sleep.

Only cope thus far has been dude weeding it up before going to sleep cause I usually don't dream when I do that. Any other suggestions how I keep myself from bullying me in my head every night?

Vampires will enthusiastically eat them out on their period.

!fellas !incels !foidmoment GAZE UPON MY DARK ENLIGHTENMENT!

!incels

So this stinky whore who I used to know in primary school dms me on Insta out of nowhere. We go on 2 dates, I of course pay for everything like a cuck. Meanwhile all she does is complain about some other r-slur that fricked her over in the previous months and how shit guys on bumble are. Of course I should have seen the red flags but like a delusional cuck I believed that maybe WAGMI. I was wrong of course.

Suddenly after the second date she no longer has time to hang. She's busy with this and that and oh also she is going on a 2 week to Paris. Fricking whore. Moral of the story, no matter how hot I look on Instagram it takes the average b-word 2 dates to sniff my autism out. Fricking hate women so much it physically hurts more than ab crunches.