Hook up is in quotes cause I don't really think what we did can be called that. He drove over to a corner of a quiet parking lot in the middle of the day and I just spent like 10 minutes touching his prick, stroking and petting every which way but it just would not get hard. He was jizzing pre-c*m like crazy so I can't believe that he wasn't into it but that thing would not solidify past 2 inches. It was so sad.

At one point I just gave up and he drove me back pretending like nothing happened. He didn't seem awfully bothered or ashamed over it and apparently the most interesting thing he could find to talk about was the roadside construction work and what the newest sites were. It was so goddarn lame. But that's what I mean. We met on grindr but he was this stereotype of the boring nice guy with absolutely no personality and just the most vapid interests. I only went to do anything with him cause he seemed nice and didn't look too awful. And it's not like he was some fossil either, dude was just fifty. I feel like I'm in some sort of bad sitcom right now.

Also a note: Apparently white guys just have a lot of precum? Can anyone else confirm if this true or not?

And he had the whitest peepee I've ever seen it's crazy that thing looked like a milk popsicle. But it didn't taste like much of anything. So I guess people just do this for the texture? It's been like an hour and I can still feel it on my tongue. Oh and it was flexible even though it was hard. Deepthroat makes a lot more sense now.

Also the peepee looked and smelled so clean but I still feel weird all over my mouth and a bit in my throat. I wonder if it's just the taste of sin.

And yes I am using this hole as my personal hookup blog now.

Going out on a Grindr booty call at 2 AM with some 40 something middle eastern bodybuilder dude I chatted with a few hours ago. He told me he was in the parking lot and I shit you not there were 4 black guys in hoodies standing around with him there and he signalled for me to get into a white van. A white van. Lmao this was a great introduction to being a hookup strag.

I wonder if it was one of the dudes I called fat. Or maybe it was the tiny peepee guy whom I told I wasn't into it. And I have noticed quite a few tiny peepee guys on there. Also, why is nearly everyone so short? I mean I'm an asian manlet but most of these Aryan studs are somehow shorter than I am.

But overall it's surpassed my expectations so far by a lot. I was really surprised by how many guys are into me and think I'm hot. And here reddit had me convinced that I'd be a 30 something forever-alone-gaydeadcel cause Grindr is all no rice no spice, mskx4msxks. Turns out no those guys are just ugly.

this is the consequences of banning p*rn

Even if I put in the manly and masculine tags, the generated images look like they're catered to fujos. Any idea how do I make them masculine? I want me some young muscular jocks

I have a boner

sexy crying poll

Here's episode one free on youtube lmao

!lgbt

Gay bros keep winning

yall pic.twitter.com/cSVKrCihZI

— h (@gaeulcunt) January 7, 2024

Ok, so this is a bit old, but I thought y'all might be interested. !lgbt

https://old.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/tf30e9/max_and_yos?sort=controversial

Max and Yos are a gay couple and minor e-celebs on social media. They also whore themselves on OnlyThots, but everyone has to make a buck, right?

I don't follow them, but they appear to be a garden variety happy gay couple (who whore themselves on OnlyThots). So, where is the drama?

Max happens to be a beefy white guy, and Yos happens to be a skinny asian twink. You can guess where this is going.

Some homo posted on reddit that the couple's relationship was just like the dirty old white man and a submissive asian women stereotype. Some duscussions unfold.

Asians are allowed to do and be what they want without needing to conform to or defy stereotypes.

spare the think piece pls cause nobody said otherwise

OP gets defensive right off the bat.

As an Asian gay man, I find their content, which is monetized, creepy offense and degrading. Maybe Yos hasn't realized or doesn't believe he deserves better but he's being exploited in a really gross way.

Insecure gaysian diagnoses Yos with Stockholm Syndrome (and possibly white supremacy).

They seem to love each other genuinelly, I used to watch their YouTube videos, and was subscribed to their onlyfans a few months ago. Max has been clear about having a type he feels attracted to. He even once said to Yos that he (Max) married his fetish (asian twink guy). I dont think is a bad thing.

The issue is that the white guy will age and will morph into the daddy bear stereotype. The Asian twink won't be able to remain the same forever. White dude will dump asian guy and can still get another one. unfortunately an aging Asian twink is not a fetish or stereotype in gay culture (as opposed to daddy or bears)

Another redditor chimes in to tell the future.

There are a couple of other minor slapfights in the thread. There is also a thread on /r/gaysian full of moral indignation:

https://old.reddit.com/r/gaysian/comments/jc2qb7/asian_white_relationship_youtube_channel?sort=controversial