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  • whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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He's back!!!
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Cyclist drives like he's in a tank

For a low effort post, not even going to spam my followers with this

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Canadians are pathetic worm men
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Kill yt

Das it

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:marseyliathomas:
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How to eat healthy :marseycarrots: at restaurants

You can't avoid :marseynope: it, sooner or later :marseywave2: someone is going :marseysalmaid: to want to take you to eat out, but there's things you can do to not eat more than you should.

  • Drink :marseycoconut: tons of water! This will leave :marseypeaceout: less room in your stomach for your inevitable high-calorie meal.

  • Depending on who you're with/what you'll be able to get away with, push aside 1/2 of your meal and have the waitress box it up for you. (You can just throw :marseyrejecthug: it out later.)

  • Make a comment :marseysoypointtrips: about how the last time you ate there :marseycheerup: was some ligament in it so maybe you'll have a salad or something.

  • Salads though!! They're full of nasty :marseywouldnt: calories in restaurants. Avoid :marseynope: salads with fried :marseykfc: chicken, lots of cheese, and always ask for dressing on the side.

  • Never :marseyitsover: get the House :marseyvampirecrusader: Dressing, Ranch Dressing, or Thousand Island.

  • Lastly, if you're at a restaurant with "dessert people", get a more substantial meal. (If you are getting a salad or grilled chicken :marseyblackcock: or add a side.) You just have to make sure that everyone :marseynorm: sees you eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: for it to be reasonable that you don't have room for dessert.

!thin !vegana

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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ABC diet

Some people do a 600-calorie maximum, and some don't fast. Taking the max from 800 to 600 will make your average metabolic rate lower, and cutting :marseycut: out the fast will not allow you to fully capitalize on the heightened metabolic rate that you'll have after consuming 800 calories the previous day. Therefore, the standard 2468 probably works the best. Though some people even fast for two days at the end. It's all up to you.

!thin !vegana

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Refresh

Use Vagisil

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Friday night drunk thread

Went to a local lake for paddle boarding with my ex-husband that decided surprising me would be fun this morning and then fly home a few hours ago. Lake was cold as shit so kind of funny watching him fall over multiple times and going back to my house for drinks and s*x. Got too drunk so he had to Uber but at least I got a fun morning trip and got laid :marseyshrug: :marseydrunk: :marseydrunk:

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Warsaw Szlachta sees direction the winds are blowing, abandon the old ways and convert to the rising religion.

Many suspect this was done to facilitate trade ties with their advanced Western neighbours.

!kurwa discuss.

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CHOMP- Roll for vampire date

get rollin

1-vivienne

2-rhys

3-isabella

4-ezria

5-kresh

6-akiko

7-rocul

8-sophie

9-Liam

dubs- matilda( :marseyheart:)

trips- Theo r*pes your tight bussy

or frick it and go with the slayer :marseypostal2:

(reddit link incase the image is hard to read) https://old.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/1crx6w6/chomr_find_your_vampire_patron/?sort=controversial

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