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https://twitter.com/KristanHawkins/status/1791203311384695212

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990604621549.webp

https://twitter.com/ma_franks/status/1791493393920451005

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906055572686.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906056906269.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906059362285.webp

He still gets the bitches wet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906049738624.webp

They're from Kansas City though, so.. that's sucks.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906061899915.webp

https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/1791186941230063961

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990605158275.webp

Make sure you leave a comment for this cute twink.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1791589995334996215

I hate that guy so much bros it's unreal.

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Redditors should fear the righteous.

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  • whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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Beloved cat :marseymarseyloveorgy: Max to be given honorary doctorate :marseygrad: from Vermont :marseysanders: State University :marseyboilermakersmascot:
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Bambie Thug - Bye Boy

Haha

You can't keep me down, I'ma thrive, watch me live

Me, oh my, I survived all your shit

I won't compromise on my life for no peepee

Go and get some game, I'm not playing with a glitch

Frick your daddy issues, trigger trauma in your brain

Stay out of my slip stream, we are not the same

You're old meat, I'm eatin' other prey

Avoiding you, I'd rather put my kitty through the plague

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Your ego's way too big for your head

I'm not tryna make amends, we're not breaking no bread

But I'll give you some advice for the future ahead

You should learn to use your tongue since you're average in bed

I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm a prime rib specimen, rare beef venison

Swinging like a spider monkey, junkie for adrenaline

Like to be pleased and I like to do the pleasuring

Take you out of body with my kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Stay away from me, I don't want your fricking kabinosi

Frick apologies, I got other men performin' for me

How I used to be, ain't the one you see when looking at me

Woah

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye, boy

Bye, bye, bye, bye

It's the sound of a score worth settlin'

Boy, there's gotta a reckonin'

Teeth filed like a beast menacin'

Take you out of body with a kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

Ki-kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss, kiss like ketamine

Kiss like ketamine

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New cooder language can use your GPU to run code in parallel :marseycumplosion:

TLDR

Bend uses "interaction combinators" to parallelize your code

It's written in Rust and looks like Python

No loops. You use bend to structure data and fold to parse it recursively

You can use your GPU (or extra CPU cores) to run shiet in parallel

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Flashback: Harvard professor :marseyshotgunmakeup: fabricates "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" :marseysatanworship2: :marseyarsey: :marseysatanworship2:

You think King knew it was fake from the start?

I'd like readers to consider the evidence in โ€œVeritasโ€ and decide for themselves.

She didn't present photographs when she first announced the papyrus to her colleagues. That immediately raised alarms, that she didn't give her own colleagues the evidence needed to evaluate the papyrus. And she didn't release images of the other key piece in Fritz's collection, a fragment supposedly from the Gospel of John, which top scholars of Coptic had marked as a forgery within hours of seeing it.

Why withhold evidence from colleagues if you believe it's authentic? Did she know it was fake and thought the ends justify the means? Was she willing to use a fake sensation to whet the public's appetite for this other interesting object (the Gnostic gospels)? To use a forgery to point to the truth?

https://nebula.wsimg.com/f7bf9174e94fcd10bcb290443e55c03f?AccessKeyId=7FECC3FA0F0362C6C7C2&disposition=0&alloworigin=1

^ Covers the evidence and timeline that this :marseydaemon: was lying

Reminder that these are the people teaching religion at universities. Hacks and antichrists, the lot of them. :marseyembrace:

!christians !catholics

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YSK: the concept of a Black Samurai :marseyseppuku: is nothing new, chuds :dasrite:

Also Hollywood is coming out with a remake

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/warner-bros-black-samurai-yasuke-movie-blitz-bazawule-1235965842/

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Sub Urban - Bandit

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

Tease me

Lady mirage does seem to tease me

But if that black blizzard should sleeve that eventide horizon

Don't invite me inside, when I'm at your door, you'll know

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo 'bove my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

I need to move, sicced on me

Dogs on the loose, soiled knees

My brain's been bruised, I can't see

The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn

I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose

Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule

And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew

Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da-da, la-da-da

La-da-da, la-da

La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo above my slaughter)

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)

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Pete Davidson Returns
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CHOMP- Roll for vampire date

get rollin

1-vivienne

2-rhys

3-isabella

4-ezria

5-kresh

6-akiko

7-rocul

8-sophie

9-Liam

dubs- matilda( :marseyheart:)

trips- Theo r*pes your tight bussy

or frick it and go with the slayer :marseypostal2:

(reddit link incase the image is hard to read) https://old.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/1crx6w6/chomr_find_your_vampire_patron/?sort=controversial

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!tmz

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What did I do wrong? :marseycry:

!pinknames !lgbt @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

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Queen shit.
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Abraham lincoln won a presidential election in civil-war-torn America in 1864, and fdr secured his fourth term in 1944 while American troops were in action across the globe. Winston Churchill, by contrast, avoided the electorate until the war in Europe was over in 1945, at which point he was turfed out.

:marseysoutherner:

Ukraine's constitution is confusing. Article 103 states that the president is elected for a five-year term; but Article 108 says that he or she exercises power until a new president is inaugurated. A longstanding law (though not a constitutional provision) says that elections cannot be held when martial law is in force, as it has been in Ukraine since Russia began its full-scale invasion in February 2022.

I love how they ignoring that martial laws ends on 19 May and that Ukraine is parliamentary country where parliament has more power and there should been parliament election in October or November 2023 and now parliament can't prolong the martial laws that they extended for 3 months in February because Parliament lost its power in March. So ignore that detail that doesn't suit them.

As the war drags on, Mr Zelensky's popularity will be tested further. Already his star power is waning. Some Ukrainians wonder if a different leader could have fought more effectively, or found a way to negotiate some kind of peace. The president insists his aim is still to recover all of Ukraine's lost land, which seems unachievable. The government is under fire for alleged corruption and the centralisation of power in the hands of a tiny circle. It has bungled the mobilisation of fresh troops: many front-line units are down to 70% or so of their strength. After a long delay, a new conscription law is in place, but it will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefield.

It's hilarious how they trying to end every paragraph with a positive note :soyjakwow:

Khohols don't want to fight the mobilisation is their 24/7 whole year. Sending men more notes won't fix it. All who wanted to fight already joined the army. You don't see men returning from west to blast their bussy for Zelenskyy. And 70% soldiers are saying they will leave Ukraine after this conflict ends. Yet homosexual end the pragraph with โ€œit will take months for its effects to be felt on the battlefieldโ€ like it ever will be felt.

Ukraine should be able to resist, and in the coming months it will be bolstered by a new package of military and financial aid approved by America's Congress in April. But still, Mr Zelensky needs to address rather than evade the questions raised by the end of his formal presidential term. He should acknowledge that he needs eventually to hold an election, and lay out plans for how one might be organised. It will be hard: Russia will doubtless bar voting in areas it occupies and bomb polling booths in areas it doesn't. But a country as ingenious as Ukraine can surely find ways to give its people a proper say in how they are governed. One of the many reasons why they don't want to be swallowed by Russia is that Russians under Mr Putin have no such choice. Rather than suspend democracy indefinitely, Mr Zelensky should lay out plans to strengthen it. โ– 

Ukraine already getting help, they launched couple hundreds ATACMS since February when they didn't had officially aid but Biden โ€œsecretlyโ€ pushed it. So there won't be any wunderwaffel. This bs is more pathetic than epic spring counteroffensive and leopards. Khohols are saying they preparing new counteroffensive for 2027. By that time they won't have any men left. Zelenskyy told by lowering age from 27 to 25 he will mobilise 300k while there literally ain't that many men in Ukraine in that age barracks and age Barack 18-20/21 don't exist anymore since people were underage 2 years ago and left the country. So even if he lowers to 18 there won't be 300k to mobilise

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