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Really makes you think

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Oops. Sorry babe. Looks like I posted in the wrong hole.
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Give me some tips to reduce my hunger.

I like eating a lot but don't want to gain weight. I have to exercise a lot to maintain my current healthy weight.

:#marseypopcorn: :#marseyramen: :#marseyeatingbeans:

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What is anarchy?
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Just endless seethe about gays not being into eating out kitty and fricking kitty and playing with boobs.
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https://twitter.com/KristanHawkins/status/1791203311384695212

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990604621549.webp

https://twitter.com/ma_franks/status/1791493393920451005

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906055572686.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906056906269.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906059362285.webp

He still gets the bitches wet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906049738624.webp

They're from Kansas City though, so.. that's sucks.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159906061899915.webp

https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/1791186941230063961

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715990605158275.webp

Make sure you leave a comment for this cute twink.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1791589995334996215

I hate that guy so much bros it's unreal.

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Reddit language nerds make a circlejerk thread

In the language learning world there are two types of people.

1. The people who learn for some practical purpose, their bf speaks the language, or they need it for work etc
2. The people who want to impress others by being a person who can speak X

Naturally most redditors fall into the second category. They're an underrated drama-positive group imo because they treat number of languages spoken in the same way that chuds view IQ points, like as in an objective measurement of your social ability. And so threads are often incredibly :marseyseethe: competitive, humblebragging, dragging each other down nonsense.


So like people who assume that if you can speak another language that you can also read and write in that language, and vise-versa. What annoying assumptions have people made that annoyed you?

Let's see what insults these redditors have had to put up with from the plebs today.


That you somehow have much more free time than them, because they "would love to learn a language, but can't find the time". If you're serious about it, you'll find the time.

It's insane that people can be so insulting when trying to justify why they don't have a skill that you have. They also say you're "lucky" to have such a "talent" for learning languages, as if you didn't put years of practice into that.

I HATE the talent word usage. I have picked up a lot of skills over the years, I wrote a book, I have calligraphic handwriting, I write nice notes, and I'm B1 in Russian. This did not happen in a day, I wasn't born writing fancy notes, I spent hundreds of hours honing those abilities to the point that it's effortless now, yet all I get is "Omg you're so smart and talented". Ugh.

Naturally they're are also extremely neurodivergent and don't know when someone's just being nice and that they don't actually want to learn Icelandic or whatever with you


They find some word, or a meme in that language and it's a word you don't know or regional slang you're not familiar with. So you can't tell them what it means.

"I thought you spoke ___(whatever language)"

As if they know every word in English.

>hey how do you say 'chair' in this language you're studying all the time?

>...:marseyraging:


People ask -How do you say some word or phrase in another language. When you don't know... "So, you're not fluent?"

lol they keep getting found out as phonies


As I am an independent learner, they assume I just play with Duolingo and don't really know anything. Duo has really damaged the reputation of the independent learners :-(

Now everyone thinks I'm as low class as those, ugh, phone app people


I'm studying Japanese and i feel like i'm often judged and that people think i'm just someone who knows how to say "kawaii", "manga" and "sushi" and will lose interest in the language in three days despite having studied it seriously for years.

Japanese anime enjoyers probably have enough autism power to take it more seriously than most tbh


I actually didn't tell anyone that I'm learning Japanese. I'm a little scared that people would assume I'm this weird guy who loves hentai or something.

based autists being so uncool they can ruin someone's reputation just by association


It annoys me that they think I've given up or stopped studying the language because I don't mention it every second of every day.

implying they don't know exactly what you're doing and are taking bets on how soon you give up

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COOKIE :marseygingerbread:
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!goomblers any Vegas Matt enjoyers here?, BossmanJack if he was calmer :marseyboomer:

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First

10 more holes to go :pepemoney#:

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CHOMP- Roll for vampire date

get rollin

1-vivienne

2-rhys

3-isabella

4-ezria

5-kresh

6-akiko

7-rocul

8-sophie

9-Liam

dubs- matilda( :marseyheart:)

trips- Theo r*pes your tight bussy

or frick it and go with the slayer :marseypostal2:

(reddit link incase the image is hard to read) https://old.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/1crx6w6/chomr_find_your_vampire_patron/?sort=controversial

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Sneedfinn

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1cv66ad/old_reddits_login_form_was_removed_what_happens/l4nasqh/?context=8&sort=controversial

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716069783406793.webp


Post 2 weeks ago from @DogShit about this

https://rdrama.net/post/266076/reddit-slowly-eradicating-marseymini-oldredditcom-marseymini

Reddit just announced it 3 days ago with this post

https://old.reddit.com/r/help/comments/1cssv6w/changes_to_old_reddit_login_flow/?sort=controversial

Please note - our updated login pages use Google reCAPTCHA in the background and some browser extensions may interfere with logins. If you have trouble logging in, your first step should be disabling your browser extensions (you can then enable them once logged in).

:#marseyitsover:

To quell any concerns - we're not removing old.reddit and have no plans to do so.

:#surejan:

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We have hit peak foid.

IT DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

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[🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘] I can't wait for the new AC

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Ya'll racist as frick. (-48)

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So the joke is just racism? (-52)

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I don't know why you guys think that the premise described is outlandish. That's literally just Yasuke.Edit to add: Oh you sweet summer children. I thought we all liked facts and logic?Yasuke was a real dude. Did some cool stuff. I don't know why your first impulse is to downvote a neat historical figure. (-44)

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The assassin is a master of disguise! That hangs around the only black man in all of Japan. Whooooooo could this assassin be, I wonder. Sorry, shitty plot is shitty plot. No culture war here. (2)

Darn ! what a brilliant comeback !but id like it the other way around :The assassin is a master of disguise! that hangs around the only WHITE man in all of japan !WHOOOOOOO could this assassin be, I wonder.(its not like the assassin cant stop hanging with him 24/24h or that the enemy cant instantly know who the "anonymous master of disguise" is hanging with even without an intel or that they work separately or the reality that the assassin could blend anyway or find a disguise for his buddy so it wouldn't even matter but what am i even talking about i didnt even read anything about the game in the first place and im coming from a Twitter post made by a man-child screaming WIST HAS FALLIN ! )"B... bu...but noooooo ! its game logic and game writing you stooooopid uncultured shmuk who would care for sush a minor detail ! its all because WYT MAN BAD you filthy **** you are destroying western entertainment!"Yep , probably what we will be hearing from the "other side" , just the same argu... (1)

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Pandering to whom?And you'd have to explain the hypocrisy of including a notable historical figure who was really there. (1)

Pandering to the "woke" crowd and "minorities."And the hypocrisy lies not in including a guy that was there, but in the fact any and every time there's been a white character being portrayed where you wouldn't expect them, the same people who get up in arms are the ones that act like anyone who criticizes the same thing with a non white character is a racist and stupid etc.You used the mermaid as an example, let's go with that. First off, just write a new character into the same universe and boom, you take away any argument people have against it. It's not Ariel, it's her sister or some shit. But they changed an established character, people didn't like it, they're condemned as racists and ignorant and "it's a fictional mermaid why do you care."But I can promise you, do the same thing in reverse, let's say making Blade white, and those same exact people saying it doesn't matter you racist etc would be crying whitewash from the mountaintop. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

yea just like you fricking weirdos complained about how you couldnt blend in ac valhalla because youre a fricking viking oh waitnone of you complained about it then. I wonder what the difference is this time? (3)

Same people that you wouldn't hear a word when nioh 1 came out. I hate this type of racism because it's concealed and it shows up in nasty ways I'd rather have someone just bluntly be racist than go and pull 13 random excuses outta they asses just so they can hate on a black man being the main chracter (3)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/tactical_anal_RPG

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How long before the strags start moral policing bath-house orgies again?

Also isnt it funny that they changed the name from monkey-pox to mpox to make it less offensive? Like doesnt the m still stand for monkey?

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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:marseyme: :chuditsover:

!chuds

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!r-slurs this tweet is 100% factually correct :marseyhesklennyyouknow:

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Become ungovernable :marseylibleft:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats

https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/big-cat-british-countryside

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