Footage of Cassie hiding under a blanket surfaces pic.twitter.com/7x6dGMnMZM

— Akademiks TV (@AkademiksTV) May 17, 2024

!tmz

"SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT FRICKING BLUE!!"

Sorry I only had one effortpost in me today, just click through. Remember that 95% of people will never know a few morons jerking each other off determine what the internet thinks is true

!goomblers any Vegas Matt enjoyers here?, BossmanJack if he was calmer

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— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) May 17, 2024

IT DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

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Ya'll racist as frick. (-48)

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So the joke is just racism? (-52)

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I don't know why you guys think that the premise described is outlandish. That's literally just Yasuke.Edit to add: Oh you sweet summer children. I thought we all liked facts and logic?Yasuke was a real dude. Did some cool stuff. I don't know why your first impulse is to downvote a neat historical figure. (-44)

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The assassin is a master of disguise! That hangs around the only black man in all of Japan. Whooooooo could this assassin be, I wonder. Sorry, shitty plot is shitty plot. No culture war here. (2)

Darn ! what a brilliant comeback !but id like it the other way around :The assassin is a master of disguise! that hangs around the only WHITE man in all of japan !WHOOOOOOO could this assassin be, I wonder.(its not like the assassin cant stop hanging with him 24/24h or that the enemy cant instantly know who the "anonymous master of disguise" is hanging with even without an intel or that they work separately or the reality that the assassin could blend anyway or find a disguise for his buddy so it wouldn't even matter but what am i even talking about i didnt even read anything about the game in the first place and im coming from a Twitter post made by a man-child screaming WIST HAS FALLIN ! )"B... bu...but noooooo ! its game logic and game writing you stooooopid uncultured shmuk who would care for sush a minor detail ! its all because WYT MAN BAD you filthy **** you are destroying western entertainment!"Yep , probably what we will be hearing from the "other side" , just the same argu... (1)

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Pandering to whom?And you'd have to explain the hypocrisy of including a notable historical figure who was really there. (1)

Pandering to the "woke" crowd and "minorities."And the hypocrisy lies not in including a guy that was there, but in the fact any and every time there's been a white character being portrayed where you wouldn't expect them, the same people who get up in arms are the ones that act like anyone who criticizes the same thing with a non white character is a racist and stupid etc.You used the mermaid as an example, let's go with that. First off, just write a new character into the same universe and boom, you take away any argument people have against it. It's not Ariel, it's her sister or some shit. But they changed an established character, people didn't like it, they're condemned as racists and ignorant and "it's a fictional mermaid why do you care."But I can promise you, do the same thing in reverse, let's say making Blade white, and those same exact people saying it doesn't matter you racist etc would be crying whitewash from the mountaintop. (2)

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yea just like you fricking weirdos complained about how you couldnt blend in ac valhalla because youre a fricking viking oh waitnone of you complained about it then. I wonder what the difference is this time? (3)

Same people that you wouldn't hear a word when nioh 1 came out. I hate this type of racism because it's concealed and it shows up in nasty ways I'd rather have someone just bluntly be racist than go and pull 13 random excuses outta they asses just so they can hate on a black man being the main chracter (3)

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Turkish accounts tweeting in support of violent Kyrgyz savages that are killing and raping Pakistanis, after altercations between Kyrgyz and Egyptians. pic.twitter.com/jExSMlTUXh

— Zayyan (@MCIAZayyan) May 17, 2024

Wasn't it Scar who was in the shallow end of the gene pool

Futilely attributing his own voluntary failures to fate

The eternal prideful victim and tyrant
Because those are the same thing

Poor me equals I deserve all the powerhttps://t.co/bC4QjfcT3U pic.twitter.com/z7rcGzwBmr

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 14, 2024

Really makes you think

More romance and adventure, and not too much in the way of smut, if possible please?

>not too much in the way of smut

Poor kid. This is how are made. Just like homosexuals are made in stonetoss.jpg way

Activision DEI Leaked! Plus:

- Your bonus and review depend on how hard you DEI.

- DEI Officers are installed on every dev team to ensure THE MESSAGE.

Of all the AAA Studios out there, my dev friends and contacts who have come forth tell me that @Ubisoft and @Activision are… pic.twitter.com/TDZqRn6v0o

— Grummz (@Grummz) May 16, 2024

So many slides to say nothing lol. Except they measure every employees sense of belonging with an "inclusion score"? That's some meaningless foid shit.

new political strategy just dropped https://t.co/KFc1HsFsIm

— Maung Thuta (@CypressDahlia) May 17, 2024

the frog gang’s all here ❤️🧡💛🤍 pic.twitter.com/ZjdbAM1eB3

— Kelly 💚 Onelani 🔜 Fanime (@kellyonelani) May 18, 2024

Today, Parliament has the chance to ban ninja swords - lethal weapons which have been used to kill on Britain's streets.

Families & communities across country face devastating knife crime. Up 80% since 2015.

I’m urging Tory Ministers to vote for our plan. No excuse not to act. pic.twitter.com/I3uObmAEqk

— Yvette Cooper (@YvetteCooperMP) May 15, 2024