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Give me some tips to reduce my hunger.

I like eating a lot but don't want to gain weight. I have to exercise a lot to maintain my current healthy weight.

:#marseypopcorn: :#marseyramen: :#marseyeatingbeans:

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How long before the strags start moral policing bath-house orgies again?

Also isnt it funny that they changed the name from monkey-pox to mpox to make it less offensive? Like doesnt the m still stand for monkey?

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The Cass focus group :marseymarseyloveorgy:
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-18 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Alimony should be removed from divorce /r/unpopularopinion (5M)67%1724
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘AITAH for holding my mom responsible for my child's death?/r/AITAH (2M)56%790
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why Yasuke was a Samurai [Compilation]/r/assassinscreed (698K)66%1001
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Hasan on why Johnny Somali is racist against the Japanese/r/LivestreamFail (3M)59%790
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Let's Not Pretend We're Mad the New Assassin's Creed Shadows Samura.../r/assassinscreed (698K)61%828
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I have $50k saved at 18, not a dime inherited. AMA/r/AMA (949K)64%616
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘A Cool Guide to the 3 ADHD Types/r/coolguides (5M)66%527
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I'm really tired of complains about Mistlands. Don't you?/r/valheim (495K)54%360

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘First images of Yasuke as the Samurai in the new AC game/r/GeeksG*mersCommunity (12K)55%125
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘She got pregnant on purpose/r/7LittleJohnstons (11K)50%88
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone else find it odd how she is acting like skimpy bikini shots .../r/xandrasnark (4K)51%25
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Is buying a house worth it if you're gay with no kids?/r/BayAreaRealEstate (17K)47%101
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Been wanting a hatchet man tat for bare time. /r/juggalo (28K)56%167
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Why?/r/TorontoDriving (35K)57%192
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Are people “genuinely” mad about the 1-2-3 combo button?/r/ffxivdiscussion (38K)49%161
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Leaving Public Mobile after 10 years/r/PublicMobile (7K)52%30

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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How to eat healthy :marseycarrots: at restaurants

You can't avoid :marseynope: it, sooner or later :marseywave2: someone is going :marseysalmaid: to want to take you to eat out, but there's things you can do to not eat more than you should.

  • Drink :marseycoconut: tons of water! This will leave :marseypeaceout: less room in your stomach for your inevitable high-calorie meal.

  • Depending on who you're with/what you'll be able to get away with, push aside 1/2 of your meal and have the waitress box it up for you. (You can just throw :marseyrejecthug: it out later.)

  • Make a comment :marseysoypointtrips: about how the last time you ate there :marseycheerup: was some ligament in it so maybe you'll have a salad or something.

  • Salads though!! They're full of nasty :marseywouldnt: calories in restaurants. Avoid :marseynope: salads with fried :marseykfc: chicken, lots of cheese, and always ask for dressing on the side.

  • Never :marseyitsover: get the House :marseyvampirecrusader: Dressing, Ranch Dressing, or Thousand Island.

  • Lastly, if you're at a restaurant with "dessert people", get a more substantial meal. (If you are getting a salad or grilled chicken :marseyblackcock: or add a side.) You just have to make sure that everyone :marseynorm: sees you eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: for it to be reasonable that you don't have room for dessert.

!thin !vegana

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This will be the last surviving hole. Including all the gussy and bussy holes which will be ripped to shreds by @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM.

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Show me the no hammock sign

It doesnt come up as a repost but im 1000% positive yall did post it from dailymail or we that b news station is

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""Adults"" of r/adulting :soymad: cry about the inhumane :soysnooseethe: 40 hour :marseydarkpizzashill: work week :marseywagie:
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Played hades 2. Its downgrade from 1.

Its every way worse game. It looks like shit. I have issue see where borders of arena is. Beocuse everything is this muted collored mesh that's low quality.

Game play is worse then 1. From how it feels to how fun it is. Weapons are meh. Power ups are meh. It is step down from 1.

Writing is biggest offender. It is full blow tumblar writing. Characters are cringe and gay. Writing is even worse. It is just bad

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New Toss

!shippers

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WE DID IT REDDIT I made it through the day without cutting :marseycut: myself :marseycyanide:

I'm proud :marseysinga: of myself.

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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