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MEANPOST thread :marseystitch: :: Say something MEAN about ME, Spiderman :marseynouautism: !!!

No holes barred, say the worst things that come to mind! Anything :marseycoleporter: and EVERYTHING!!!

It won't hurt my feelings!

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Rapper GOAT Ranking **Top 10**

1. Eminem

2. J Cole

3. Logic

4. Hopsin

5. Mac Miller

6. Lil Peepeey

7. Token

8. Macklemore

9. Wali Da Great

10. KSI

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sugar, honey and skittles

someone told Josh you need to add sugar when you're brewing alcohol and my man is taking it to its logical extreme

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Average Teenage Girl Friendship

It has something todi

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Sunday morning drunk thread

Got pretty drunk last night and trying to taper off this hangover with some white claws. Kinda pissed at myself because I knew I shouldn't get too drunk because I have to drive to the Apple Store to pick up a watch in a bit so have to sober up. Also mad that I ordered the cheap one thinking it was the nicer one so need to buy the better one and return my current once the better one is delivered.

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Fast Times at Vegan High - Off-Topic - Hitman Forum
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What's the gayest height for a man

Personally I think it's 5'6

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Fix the logo, doesn't load.

@Aevann

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Calling people r-slur cute twink peepee-lickers is funny. Never forget what they took from you. Also a goth/metalhead Amy Sedaris type would be my ultimate waifu. I know you have to be out there, where are you?

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colorGODS retvrn

!soyteens !schizos !schizomaxxxers

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160524413672779.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160524420074685.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17160524422473881.webp

So many slides to say nothing lol. Except they measure every employees sense of belonging with an "inclusion score"? That's some meaningless foid shit.

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Most Based Comments

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Isn't the whole game alternate history? Why do you have such a big problem with this? (16)

Because I'm sick of people like Krayt and Gamingcirclejerk acting like every criticism of a black character is automatically racist. Most people are not these vapid cartoon characters who go "MOST UNORTHODOX!!!!!" every time a black character is on screen. (-4)

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Assassin's Creed was always historical fantasy to begin with, who fricking cares if it's not 100% realistic? It never has been.That's why it feels like the people losing their minds over Yasuke might have ulterior motives. (5)

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Why is Krayt so obsessed with politics? This has nothing to do with Star Wars (0)

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That's because you're not focusing on the actually important complaints. The devs have said over and over that they would not have a historical figure as a main character out of respect. It is not a coincidence that the character to buck this trend is the one black man on the entire archipelago. (10)

I'll agree that Yasuke being a main playable character strikes me as pandering, but he's also a very interesting historical character to base your narrative around and it allows the player to play as a stranger in a strange land, and it's ultimately not doing any harm to any groups, so why is everyone so mad about seeing a minority lead character in a AAA game. There's a lot of other games about white characters in out of place lands that no one has cried out over, so why is there so much butthurt when it's a black guy in a foreign land? I'm not saying explicitly that y'all are racist, but it's mighty suspicious that mfers are so mad (3)

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Good lord. You people need to get over yourselves and get some therapy. Yasuke existed, he was a black samurai, AC wants to make a story about him. Another thing, AC is "alternate" history, with fricking time travel, a magic apple, and George Washington being a tyrannical dictator for fricks sake. Stop being so butthurt about a non-white person being a protagonist.If you don't like it, don't play it. So tired of all this stupid petty bullshit from you people. Just shut up, no one wants to hear your idiocy (2)

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Get. The frick. Over it.You've got a Japanese protagonist in the game. Play her. Were you this pissed off about William in Nioh? Or any of the horseshit in resident evil? (1)

Both terrible counter examples, lolEdit: I saw your reply, and then you deleted it.William Adam's (Niohs protag) by EVERY historical account was an official samurai with 20+ years in Japan. He died and was buried in Japan. Yasuke does not have even a tenth of the documentation Adam's has about him. Also, Adam lived there for 7 times the duration Yasuke did.Resident Evil? I do not understand your point. Do you mean the Spanish Village in 4 or Africa in 5? Because with both examples, you mainly play as someone who has literally no connection to the area. No one is claiming Leon is a Spanish warrior or Chris an African one. In the case of 5, you can play as a local in Sheva.Both of these titles are goofy butt games with monsters in them, not historically adjacent epics, lol.Lots of this outrage is cry baby nonsense, but these counter examples are bad. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/KyriadosX

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new spongebob ping group :squiddance:

!spongebob join today

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Who here has a Nespresso machine? :marseylaying:

I want espresso at home but I don't want to faff around everytime I want a cup. Do Nespressos make decent espresso? Is the little, cheaper one any good? Should I get the built in milk steamer or a separate one?

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  • X : test :marseygeisha:
  • Hyperborea : Black Lives Matter
  • Sneed : Comment to upmarsey ratio is bad. This means its controversial and aevann should delete this post
  • russy : hai
  • piranha : ily aevann maybe i can be as codecel as you :capyautism: i need to make more capy emojis but im slow
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:!marseycapywalking: megathread for bugs and suggestions :marseycapywalking:

pls don't just say something is broken, explain HOW its broken

example of useless bug reports:

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4763331#context by @Ninjjer - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4746234#context by @S - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/4013219#context by @boogiecat - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/post/18459/marseycapywalking-megathread-for-bugs-and-suggestions/3848053#context by @L - didn't explain shit

-https://rdrama.net/h/kappa/post/196129/funbag-fridays/4783886#context by @Horned_waifus_shill - didn't explain shit

also pls tell me ur browser and device and include screenshots/recording if u can

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Real butthurt about this one.

Made friends while rockclimbing earlier this year, good group of guys, sans one that gets a little too close, goes out of their way to do the "gay ironically" bit, starts singling out my girlfriend to be friendly toward. I'm not r-slurred, she is apparently.

She's like "can you believe that xxx wants me to go to the gym with him and help him approach a crush, I thought he was gay!" and other things that remind me why women are underdiagnosed for autism.

Anyway, after telling her its obvious he likes her and I don't think he's the type to respect boundaries, she keeps taking him at face value, and he asks her last night if she wants to frick the next time she works from home. She tells me I was right about him and said I could look through the messages if I wanted, like I need confirmation that men shoot their shot when they see an opening.

Reach out to the guy personally, he avoids my call, obviously. Post in a shared chat later that day asking if folks are downtown, he calls me a cute twink for using a group chat he's in "after he tried banging my gf" and he leaves the chat before I can reply.

Social dynamics at play are 1) he's been in this friend group since high school and we're all in our 30s 2) I've hung out with these guys a couple times over the past few months, since I had to stop working out for a bit after breaking my leg this year. I'm 90% sure I'm not gonna hear from these dudes again because the potential drama's too r-slurred. Lose no sleep over the ugly dude that thought he was a threat, but the other guys were chill and its hard not to blame my girlfriend for being r-slurred.

I don't know how women past the age of 20 can't activate that pattern recognition area of their brain to figure out that guys will say whatever sets them up to get in their pants. Having to comfort her this morning after she embarrassed me with this was the most emasculating shit I've had to deal with from a partner.

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Think like a doctor #not lupus

Patient is a 25 y/o male that presents to PCP for redness and pervasive acne. Upon investigation the redness has been happening for 7 years and the acne 4 years. Gets 2 Dx's and a dermatologist referral. What are the Dx's?

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