All these valid s*x workers on reddit and exhibition women sticking things up their asses. Maybe there could be a sub called stinkysextoys? Where you can celebrate the hotness but also call out how that dildo will need to be disinfected in the dishwasher or how she should use dial soap after fingering her pooper

I couldn't tell there are downboats here because my own posts only get upboated. What can I say? I can't deny that I'm one heck of a likeable fellow. Anyway, it works.

P.S. sorry to the random person I downboated.

It would be preferred that you use accounts that haven't been suspended or haven't had much activity in banned subs to help it last longer.

The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

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Idea: Copyright famous Powermod usernames and the submit copyright strikes to reddit. I have no clue how involved/expensive something like this would be, but the #1 thing that causes a takedown on social media sites is copyright strikes. The offending powerjannies would have no recourse for this.

I mean if you can copyright an anal cream called "Bussy Balm" should be no problem snagging a powerjannie name

The joke is that she's the blandest and most inoffensive looking white woman possible. Certainly not ugly or even below average but also not someone whom you would obsess over. Hence, some thought it would be "fun" to shill her among 4Chan-lite users who usually sneed at having normie taste.

Hope you got the inside joke newfriends

Anyways, for some reason I'm unexiled from here.