The drunk r-slurs in the Alberta government are upset the public isn't buying their Alberta Pension Plan bs, plus them shoving Bill 20 onto Albertans.

Bill 20 creates political parties at the municipal level in Alberta, 70% of Albertans don't want that. And it also allows for the Cabinet to fire democratically elected city councillors behind closed doors, and then there's the r-slurred ban on electronic tabulators.

I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.

Didn't have much planned so I called in a lawnscaper who cleared my yard while I just got shit faced drunk off Voodoo Ranger IPS. Had a few old work related things to do but that took like 10 minutes and these bitches act like it take hours.

Now it's just time to play horizon: Zero dawn

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!codecels !metashit !friendsofpizzashill

If you ad a cigan anywhere that would be as subtracting at least 10 non cigans

Sobered up enough for work this morning and patients were not happy with my plan. Neuroblastoma obviously got kicked back to pedes next week and upset saying he's an adult; acute leukemia patient was, for lack of a better word, pissed at my plan to change his treatment plan and to RTC with a pede onc in 4 weeks after completing 7+3 round and waiting on FLT3 status resulting in him just screaming at me for an hour. Y'all need to calm down, I just wanted to go home and drink a frick ton of four loko.

Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

Boyfriend is sadly still a wage slave and has to go out of town for the next week tomorrow morning. Figured we may as well get drinks but forgot how much he doesn't want to do this. I'm 3 beers in and he's shit faced drunk on tequila shots. Already passed him off to a friend that lives next to the airport so hopefully he sobers up but wouldn't mind him being ‘sick' and we can just chill/frick this week.

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