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anyway, this is all over now.
I'm estrranged from that side of my family, my birth mother is batshit insane and I"m glad to be free from the responsibility of dealing with it. Andy will deal
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Where's trailerpark, where's snally where's frozen
wheres wizdumb
If you see this come back the real people, I'll know it
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(Verse 1)
C F Dm
Sit down my sons, IΒve something to say
G C
What my father told me on his dying day
C F Dm
And now to my own sons, I pass this along
G C F C G
For my time is at hand, and soon IΒll be gone
C F Dm
IΒve tried to teach you whatΒs right and whatΒs wrong
G C
Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
C F Dm
Be kind and be true to the good friends youΒve made
G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 1:
F
Do the Young ones, the old ones,
C
The hot ones, the cold ones
G C
The scags, the hags, the free and the paid
F
Do the rich ones the poor ones
C Am
The drunk on the floor ones
Dm G
If theyΒre ugly son pull down the shade
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Interlude
F F C Am Dm G C C G F C G
(Verse 2)
C F Dm
Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke
G C
I pray youΒll be heedinΒ these last words I spoke
C F Dm
As I meet my maker I clearly now see
G C C7
Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
CHORUS 2:
F
So, do the big ones, the small ones
C
The short ones, the tall ones
G C
The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
F
Do the flat chested screamer
C Am
The big breasted big beamers
Dm G
Never mind if sheΒs fertile or spayed
F G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 3:
F
Do the sleazy, the easy
C
The smelly, the greasy
G C
The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
F
Do the classic two bagger
C F Dm
Sit down my sons, IΒve something to say
G C
What my father told me on his dying day
C F Dm
And now to my own sons, I pass this along
G C F C G
For my time is at hand, and soon IΒll be gone
C F Dm
IΒve tried to teach you whatΒs right and whatΒs wrong
G C
Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
C F Dm
Be kind and be true to the good friends youΒve made
G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 1:
F
Do the Young ones, the old ones,
C
The hot ones, the cold ones
G C
The scags, the hags, the free and the paid
F
Do the rich ones the poor ones
C Am
The drunk on the floor ones
Dm G
If theyΒre ugly son pull down the shade
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Interlude
F F C Am Dm G C C G F C G
(Verse 2)
C F Dm
Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke
G C
I pray youΒll be heedinΒ these last words I spoke
C F Dm
As I meet my maker I clearly now see
G C C7
Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
CHORUS 2:
F
So, do the big ones, the small ones
C
The short ones, the tall ones
G C
The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
F
Do the flat chested screamer
C Am
The big breasted big beamers
Dm G
Never mind if sheΒs fertile or spayed
F G C C7
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 3:
F
Do the sleazy, the easy
C
The smelly, the greasy
G C
The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
F
Do the classic two bagger
C Am
The two legged tail wager
Dm G G!
And boys youΒll know when youΒre through
F! G! C!
When youΒve found one you love who loves who loves you
C7!
But until you do
CHORUS 4:
F
Do the black ones the white ones
C
The loose ones the tight ones
G C
The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
F C Am
Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
Dm G
But never turn down a chance
C Am
Always go for romance
Dm G
Never turn down a chance
C Am
Always go for the pants
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
F F C Am Dm G C GC
C Am
The two legged tail wager
Dm G G!
And boys youΒll know when youΒre through
F! G! C!
When youΒve found one you love who loves who loves you
C7!
But until you do
CHORUS 4:
F
Do the black ones the white ones
C
The loose ones the tight ones
G C
The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
F C Am
Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
Dm G
But never turn down a chance
C Am
Always go for romance
Dm G
Never turn down a chance
C Am
Always go for the pants
F G C
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
F F C Am Dm G C GC
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I wonder why?
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She's someone who somehow didn't get indicted for the NXIVM cult thing. How she's not indicted I don't know, considering she was inner circle and lesbian wife of Alison Mack who is in prison and the cult leader is life imprisonment (multiple life)
She's still trying to break him out of jail
She is mostly known for her acting role in Battlestar Galactica, in which she was cute and a good actor, but she's full bore crazy now
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lol
I can't wait for the drama that will unfold when it all gets exposed, along with the p-dophile reddit admins
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- veganbecauseIhateplants : h/music
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Different threAd:
few times, only because I asked nicely. Some of the people you might have thought of or remembered as,
for real, that happened years ago. Even after the "banout" and various circumstances.
Different people, but something different. The originals.
Annarchist, snally and justcool always had my back.
- veganbecauseIhateplants : h/music
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Joan Crawford on The Mouse
I'm not crazy about the product--most Disney films are made for r-slurred children--but the Disney brothers seemed to know who and where their audience was.
Joan Crawford on Radical Centrism
The Democratic party is one that I've always observed. I have struggled greatly in life from the day I was born, and I am honored to be a part of something that focuses on working class citizens and molds them into a proud specimen.
Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?
Joan Crawford on fashion
I wasn't like Loretta Young in her silly television show, swishing on in the most absurd concoctions every strag designer could invent. My God, those gowns wouldn't have lasted ten minutes in real life!
Joan Crawford on capitalism
I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
Joan Crawford on sexual liberation
I find suggestion a heck of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark and Vivien rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew darned well she'd gotten properly laid.
I need s*x for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
Joan Crawford on lazy grifting relatives
Though Chris attended his motherβs funeral, his last encounter with J.C. was five years ago. His youngest child was born in Brooklyn, on welfare. βWhen Bonnie was born, she had a lot of trouble. She was just a tiny little mass of bones with some skin stretched over them. So I called J.C. and said, βI need your help. Your granddaughter needs blood and she needs it now. She might die.β J.C. said, βSheβs not my granddaughter. You were adopted.β I lost my temper and slammed down the phone so hard I broke the receiver. That was it between J.C. and me.β
Joan Crawford on Last Tango in Paris
I sure hope that butter was unsalted.
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Earlier this morning my brother came in crying about how he was being bullied and slandered on "are drama" and how it ruined his life. Mom and dad didn't really care but I thought I should see what the site was about. I'm kind of confused because the people here seem pretty nice. I like the cute little cat mascot :)
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Earlier this morning my brother came in crying about how he was being bullied and slandered on "are drama" and how it ruined his life. Mom and dad didn't really care but I thought I should see what the site was about. I'm kind of confused because the people here seem pretty nice. I like the cute little cat mascot :)