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Many dramanauts who followed the Daryl Brooks Saga, the Keffals crusade against Kiwifarms, or the Heard v. Depp case may already be familiar with a rather large-nosed legal streamer (Not jewish tho) named Nick Rekieta. He is the host of "Lawsplaining the Interwebz," a long-format, late-night stream where he drinks whiskey and sneeds about legal issues and court cases of our time. Nick Rekieta has seen himself involved in a number of controversies within the last year or so. In this post, I will cover the history of Rekieta, his rise, and his somewhat recent descent into lolcowdom.
"A Cuck and a Dick"
If you were a 90's kid on the internet, you may remember "Maddox," who I briefly mentioned in my Lowtax post. Maddox, real name George Ouzounian, was another early internet celebrity who gained a following in the late 90's/early 2000's writing comedy articles shitting on children's drawings, explaining why you should beat your kids, etc. His website was called "The best page in the Universe" and is still up today. He also wrote a book called "The Art of Manliness" which was considered funny back then but is cringe today IMO. He is mostly remembered for having a "persona" of being impossibly stubborn, retardedly overconfident, and "edgy." He was essentially famous for being a troll before there was a word for it.
"Dick Masterson," real name Dax Herrera, is a "comedian" from LA who first emerged in 2007 going on Dr. Phil and pretending to be a giga misogynist instead of just a regular misogynist like the average rDrama user. He appears to have tiny face syndrome like Charlie Kirk. You can actually see a picture of him in the formatting help section of rdrama. He wrote a book called "Men are better than women" and made a website called MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, which featured articles that explain women are dumb/ fat/ useless, etc. His appearance on Dr. Phil is pretty funny because he's like a proto Andrew Tate.
You may have noticed that both of these retards are cut from a similar cloth, both being known for playing a "character" that's entire existence is to troll people with inflammatory hot takes. On May 20th, of 2014, the two would begin a podcast together, titled, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe." The show's format involved the hosts choosing a current issue or problem in the world, and debating the other as to why their problem was worse. Maddox was liberal, neurotic as fuck, and easy to aggravate. Dick was definitely more libertarian, more laid back, and seemed to have a knack for pushing Maddox's buttons. The show was actually really successful, and had genuine potential to be a long-term thing. In their debates, Maddox would regularly lose to Dick, who would troll him by making him watch a minute of the Titanic whenever he lost. Maddox's mask would often slip as he would react with authentic butthurt to Dick's chuddery. Things would get even more spicy around episode 70(ish), when Dick and Maddox would attend a wedding for one of their friends. Dick would meet and later date one of Maddox's ex-girlfriends who was present at the wedding (Dick is still with this woman to this day). This caused the rift between the two hosts to deepen into a trench, with Maddox ending the show on episode 104. Maddox went scorched Earth with Dick, calling him as a rapist and trying to out him as an unironic misogynist to their gay little LA improv circle, which he was able to do successfully.
Dick and Maddox would start up their own podcasts; "The Dick Show" and "The Best Debate in the Universe," respectively. While Maddox would refuse to talk about his fallout with Dick on his new program, Dick Masterson would spill the tea about working with Maddox, and his show blew up because of it, with his patreon hitting five figures in a matter of days. Maddox's show would go on to be gay and lame. As the tension rose between the two, their fanbases would begin to antagonize eachother.
Maddox did an entire rant back on May of 2016 about the word "cuck" and how much he hated that word, and how angry and upset it made him. Obviously, Dick's fans would run with this, calling Maddox a cuck repeatedly online and even in real life. One of Dick's fans made a parody of Maddox named "MadCucks," which incensed Maddox to the point where he decided to sue Dick, his fans, and everyone else involved for the sum of $400 million, in a court case now infamously referred to as the "lolsuit." His court filing was so poorly worded that it was thrown out by the judge, but not before Dick's fans could weigh in on it and make fun of Maddox even harder. The "lolsuit" deserves it's own sneediumpost, but that will be another time.
RACKETS
One of these "Dick Heads" was an attorney from rural Minnesota by the name of Nicholas Robert Rekieta, also known as "Rackets." Nick, who owned a small law firm called "Rekieta Law," made a half hour video analyzing the lolsuit. Dick would feature Rekieta on the show to discuss the case, and the lawyer would become a fan favorite, with fellow "Dick Heads" encouraging Nick to continue to effortsneed about the case. Nick would begin to stream about the details of the lolsuit to a small but dedicated group of "Dick Heads" who were also legal nerds.
Nick's small following began to grow from his lolsuit coverage, and in late 2017, would begin to make a point to read EVERY SINGLE SUPERCHAT that he received. This is considered standard practice today, but in 2017, superchats were more of a novelty. "Real streamers" were already on Twitch, while Youtube creators preferred releasing vlog/podcast style content. Nick's viewers would stay tuned to hear him read their superchats, and this would facilitate the uncomfortably parasocial dynamic that Nick is known to have with his fans to this day.
THE RISE
As the lolsuit came to a conclusion, Nick would begin to branch out into other legal drama, including Comicsgate and the Russell Greer v. Taylor Swift suit. In 2019, he would begin covering "ANIMEGATE," a controversy in which a famous anime voice actor would sue Funimation for defamation. I will post about animegate at a separate time, but for now here's a crude synopsis:
You see, the American anime dubbing industry had quietly become slowly infested with SJWs for years, and this was becoming evident in the "translations" of some shows that seemed to have a political bend that happened to suit the agenda of the progressive left (such as "gamergate" references in "Prison School" which were not present in the original Japanese dub).
In an industry that was frought with pronoun pins and purple hair, Vic Mignogna stood out. He was a devout Christian man who would hold bible studies for interested fans at anime conventions. He was the voice of Edward Elric, one of the most iconic protagonists in all of anime, and he was known to be a genuinely nice guy. He also had an insane amount of fan girls on his anime weeaboo ballsack. Unfortunately, this would make him a target, and he would be run out of the industry.
On January 16th, a twitter used by the name of HanLeia accused Vic of being "a homophobic rude asshole who has been creepy to underage female fans for over ten years and I've been screaming about this since 2010 but every year nothing changes." The next day, random internet BPD girl "Marzgurl" tweeted at Funimation to "reconsider hiring Vic in the future" based off of HanLeia's tweet, and later began the #kickvic hastag. Then on the 30th, an article would be posted outlining the allegations from the previous tweets, using pictures of Vic posing with female fans at conventions as proof of sexual abuse (tbh the kissing fans on the cheek shit is pretty strange but it's apparently something he does with alot of his fans). Funimation's voice actors then mobilized run Vic out of the company based on essentially false allegations.
The voice actress who played Bulma (Monica Rial) would straight up accuse Vic of raping her, but refused to elaborate or provide any evidence whatsoever. Another actress, Jamie Marchi, would do the same, later tweeting that treating someone as innocent until proven guilty "supports rape culture." Vic would make a public apology at a convention in response to the allegations, to no avail. Vic would then begin to get banned from Anime conventions left and right, and his fans were even told on twitter by the official Pensacon twitter account that they would be arrested if they attended the anime convention and made statements supporting Vic, claiming that they "have eyes everywhere."
Samantha Inoue-Hart, a translator at Funimation who was personally involved in the interal investigation against Vic, posted a picture of her smashed in front door to twitter saying Vic supporters had swatted her home. Internet cybersleuths were able to uncover that this picture was from three years prior when her house was burglarized, and that no police report even existed, making her claim literal defamation on behalf of Funimation She would backtrack on the Anime News Network, but it was obvious what was going on at this point.
Many chud adjacent drama youtubers like Quarterpounder, Yellowflash, and of course, OUR BOY Rackets would begin to cover this controversy. Nick especially got involved with the case, using his platform to raise over a quarter of a million dollars for Vic's legal defense. Things were looking good for Vic, and by extension, Rekieta. However, what should have been a decisive legal victory for Vic was ruined by the fact that Nick would recommend his family probate lawyer, "Ty Beard," to represent Vic in his defamation case. Ty would go on to lose the case literally because he fucked up the paperwork.
Nevertheless, Nick's star continued to rise. By November 2021, Nick was seen as a major player in the "lawtuber" meta, and many copycat channels sprang up, mostly other lawyers who wanted to start a legal career reading case briefs and superchats in their underwear. All these dudes were fighting to be featured on Nick's stream. Some of Nick's regulars included Drexel, a black dude who is all about MGTOW shit and Ty Beard, the lawyer who fucked up the Anime guy's case.
November 1st marked the beginning of the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, and Nick would stream each day of the trial with a panel of these "lawtubers." While other streams provided a feed of the trial and nothing else, Nick restreamed the trial and his panel reacted with legal commentary, being one of the only prominent legal channels to do so. He would hit RETARDED levels of concurrent views, maxing out at over 100,000 viewers during his trial coverage, much to the chagrin of more established legal news outlets. This man sitting in a guest room wearing an earbud mic and using a webcam was outperforming a major media company like "Law and Crime Network." People came for the trial coverage, but many stayed because Nick came across as a very likeable, down to earth, family man . A father of 5 who married his high school sweetheart, he was seen as an exemplar of the conservative way of life for his young chud viewers, and his burgeoning wine mom fanbase liked him for his nerdy charm and wit. He also had a tendency towards shock jock humor that many found endearing. He would listen to the hardships of his viewers and offer his condolences and advice, and he seemed to be an authentic, affable dude.
It is important to note that Nick's streams have almost always been accompanied by alcohol. Specifically, whiskey. While in the beginning of his streaming career, Nick would enjoy a few drinks over the course of the evening, but the drinking would continue to ramp up consistently over time. By 2022, Nick's alcoholism would begin to get out of control.
With his channel swelling with new viewers, Nick would then cover the Amber Heard v. Captain Jack Sparrow suit throughout 2022. During this time, Nick's channel would begin to face a backlash from pro-Amber Heard activists, many of whom were fellow lawtubers that didn't like Nick and wanted a reason to take him down a peg. Media matters also wasn't a big fan of this chud lawyer lawsplaining about Alex Jones. Other people just really didn't like Nick constantly using words like "retard" and "faggot" in his streams. His channel would be targeted by frivolous copyright claims. After writing a nasty, profanity laced letter to Youtube following a bogus copyright takedown notice, Youtube would strike suspend his channel for his conduct in the summer of 2022. After this strike expired, he would receive two more in rapid succession later that year. Nick needed to play it safe with his channel or face losing it all. This would require some restraint and tact, which is not easy to maintain under an increasing drinking habit. In September, an encounter with a level 100 tranny would almost send Nick into the shadow realm forever.
KEFFALS
@keffals, a tranny streamer famous for supposedly getting destiny kicked off of twitch, would have a beef with a website known as Kiwifarms, which is like our site but with much less gayness and much more autism. Kiwifarms had a write up on Keffals, which included the following allegations:
In August of 2022, Keffals would try to leverage his newfound clout following his perceived triumph over Destiny to get Kiwifarms kicked off the internet. Considering the nature of Kiwifarms, being a living archive of nearly every embarrassing thing any internet person has done, ever, many people have wanted to see the site shuttered for quite some time now. One of the site's supporters during this time was the Racketman himself, who had featured Joshua Moon, the Farm's admin and OOperator, on his stream multiple times. Many Kiwis would also watch Nick's streams to keep up with other lolcow drama, and he had maintained a positive image on the site up to this point.
On September 2022, Nick Rekieta would get plastered and proceed to read the OP (writeup) for Keffals on Kiwifarms during his stream. When he got to the part about DIY HRT, Nick would comment, "Keffals needs to go up on the fucking wall with all the other MAPS and child molesters."
This comment right chyear would get Rekieta banned from youtube once again, and he would get his second strike, as this statement was deemed as a threat of violence.
In October 2022, the Minnesota Bar Ethics board would open up an investigation into Rekieta after receiving over 50 formal complaints. It was revealed that the complaints against this Bar association were from Keffals tranny supporters and people that just didn't like him for whatever reason. Nick would read these complaints aloud on his stream, along with the name of the complainants ,which are considered public record. Despite this, Youtube would grant Nick his third and final strike, seemingly banning him from Youtube forever for "doxxing" the retards that made frivolous complaints against him.
Nick would get his channel back, but realized that he would be spending the rest of his Youtube career dealing with bullshit, and eventually decided to move over to Rumble, which his chud audience happily moved over to as well.
So to recap, Nick up to this point had developed a reputation as a small town lawyer who became a successful Internet personality for his legal opinions, edgy humor, and the fact that he was a relatable family man who really seemed to care about his viewers. He was well liked and respected by his lawtuber community and Kiwifarms considered him a friend of the site. He was also given a lucrative exclusivity deal on a chud version of Youtube. This is where is all would begin to unravel...
HEDO NICK
In early November on 2022 while still on Youtube, Rekieta had announced that him and his wife were on vacation at a resort in Jamaica, and did a stream from their room. Kiwi cyberautists were quickly able to ascertain based on the room's layout that their streaming location was in fact a Swingers club in Jamaica known as "Hedonism II." I'll allow my boomer coomer friend "Hedo Rick" give you all the rundown on Hedonism II. Kiwis would begin to speculate about Nick's personal life. Specifically, his relationship with his wife, "Lady Rackets." Until recently, she has only been referenced in passing by Nick, but hadn't been featured on the stream until now. It was interesting to see the fabled "Lady Rackets" for the first time. She was dressed like an 18 year old from 2008 and had some godawful tattoos and a boob job. Still, she looked amazing for being the mother of 5 children and seemed to enjoy the attention from her husbands audience. Kiwis discovered that the couple was apparently staying at this swinger resort during "interracial week," and speculation began into whether or not Rackets may be a C U C K. "Woman on the internet syndrome"
Nick had a "Locals" page, which is like a Patreon. He would do exclusive, candid streams and the community would engage with Nick and eachother. As mentioned previously, Nick has a large amount of winemoms in his fanbase, and one of them by the name of "Mandy" would post her boobs to the Locals chat. After seeing the attention Mandy received, the other winemoms started posting lewds in return. Lady Rackets would get in on the action as well:
Some of the members of the Locals chat teased Nick and said Lady Rackets should open up an OF. Other members expressed their dissatisfaction with all the thirst posts, and Nick promptly told them to get fucked and stop being puritanical prudes, and that if they didn't like it, they were the problem. At this point, a lot of casual viewers would begin to tune out, or start hatewatching him instead, and only his weird, parasocial fans would remain.
THE FALL(DO)
My favorite piece of Nick lore, and his first descent into legitimate cowdom was with his "Locals exclusive" review of the "Balldo," a device which you place your ballsack into in order to fuck someone with your balls. A unholy device, coomerbrained in it's conception, the Balldo has become a symbol of Nick's transformation from well-liked conservative dad streamer to coomer boomer. In a matter of about 4 weeks, Nick, a guy who would regularly comment on social degeneracy, was outed as probable swinger, with a non-trad lifestyle that many of his chud viewers had previously admired him for. He also fricks his wife, and possibly other women, with his ballsack. Look, if you're into this kind of shit, more power to you, but it's one thing to grandstand about a particular way of life, brag about going to Church every Sunday, and then all of a sudden unapologetically broadcast your degenerate lifestyle to everyone and expect them to accept it. Most people don't care to know about it to be honest, it's not why they watch his content.
In December of 2022, Nick would get sued by Steve "Montagraph" Quest, one of the retards that filed a complaint against the Minnesota Bar association. "Monty" is known for filing bullshit complaints and lawsuits against people he doesn't like, and this would be no different. He would sue Nick for defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress, due to Nick reading Monty's complaint on stream. Nick would start a gofundme for his legal defense, seeking about $50,000. It had only reached about $12,259 as of November 9th, while Monty's sits at $13,000 (lol) People didn't really want to donate because: 1. Nick is an attorney himself (granted it's always better to not represent yourself) 2. Nick is a multimillionaire. 3. Nick was (kind of) asking for it commenting that Monty should "be shot in the head."
This legal dispute is still ongoing, but Nick comments on it frequently in his streams, which many people are tired of hearing about. Between this and his coomer shenanigans bring revealed in November, his streams would seem to sidetrack more to the drama in HIS life instead of relevant, current legal drama. New drama would begin to emerge, along with some old friends...
ENTER THE RIPPAVERSE
"Rippa," also known as Eric July, is a former contributor for the chud-owned "Blaze Network." He rose to fame by reporting on "Comicsgate" and commenting on culture war nonsense in the American comic book industry. He wrote a comic book series, called "ISOM," a story about a black superhero, and launched a kickstarter for the project. The series was the first in what was planned to be an entirely new universe, a "non-woke" competitor to the current capeshit being shat out in current year. People believed in the "Rippaverse," and his Kickstarter raised over 3.7 million dollars by July of 2022. Eric would invest $300,000 of his own money into the project, and frontloaded the cost of the production, so backers would only have to wait a couple months for the comic to launch. A large portion of the proceeds were to go to charity. The comic would be released in October 2022 to mixed reviews. Fan praised the stunning quality of the illustrations, the story being pretty cohesive, and the pacing being good for a 100-page graphic novel. Critics noted the lack of information surrounding the character's origins, his motivations being almost non-existent, and a lackluster ending. Still, many people would see this as a successful campaign, and a promising start to an alternative comic book company.
Not everyone would be happy for Eric's success, including Dick Masterson and his disgusting cohost Vito.
THE BIGGEST FAGGOTS IN THE UNIVERSE
At this point, Dick's career was more or less a joke, and only really thrived on drama that the show itself would create, like having Ethan Ralph come on and sperg out, or more infamously, Dick making and defending insanely retarded, inflammatory hot takes, like defending Netflix's "Cuties." Dick's entire "persona" is being a contrarian, and decided pedophilia would be his next frontier for some reason. People were becoming less interested in the show as it had devolved into a circus of failed LA comics and lolcows sneeding and cackling at eachother like middle aged hyenas. Dick decided to relaunch "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" with an insufferable, fat tub of shit co-host named Vito, who I will be covering here shortly.
Vito "The Pedo" Gesualdi is a gross, soy /pol/ meme made manifest. A self admitted pedophile, and greasy ball of shit, his entire existence on the show is to make Dick look good by comparison. Vito had been coping and sneeding about Eric July HARD for about a year prior to the release of ISOM, as he as working on his own capeshit comic project called "Superkiller" (which looks like absolute dogshit btw). While Eric July soaked up millions from all of the comicsgate paypigs, and was able to hire industry level illustrators, Vito was struggling to get his gay comic crowdfunded. Vito was also salty that Eric was able to leverage his social capital as a conservative media contributor into appearing on multiple media outlets to promote ISOM. Vito was just a cohost on a niche, dying podcast with a balding manchild comedian, and not even their own fans gave a fuck about his shitty comic.
In the summer of 2023, Dick decided to go after Eric July as well when "ISOM's" second campaign was announced. Dick and Vito claimed:
1. Eric July was scamming the backers, saying the profits would go to charity and then keeping the proceeds (this has never been supported by any evidence, and the charity supported by the comic has put out a statement denying any wrongdoing on Eric's part)
2. The comic book is terrible (Neither Dick or Vito have even read the comic)
Dick and Vito would smear Eric July on their podcast (and other shows, including Rekieta's). One "Dick Head" would even go to Eric July's Grandfather's gravesite to pose and take pictures and post it on the /r/biggestproblem subreddit. His Grandfather was named "Isom," the name of the titular character in July's comic.
Needless to say, Eric July wasn't thrilled about this. In addition to dealing with these balding, fat unfunny retards constantly sneeding about his comic, and their fans disrespecting his ancestor's resting place, AND fucking with his business, Eric would be SUED by the "International School of Ministries," or "ISOM," for trademark infringement, claiming his comic book infringed on their organization's namesake.
In September 2023, Eric July would go on to Nick's stream to discuss this lawsuit against him. Rekeita was hoping to milk this situation for new viewers, like he did with the chud anime community during "Animegate," but the discussion would inevitably lead to a "dickscussion" about the recent drama surrounding the Dick boys.
In the beginning of the stream, Eric asked Nick if he thought what Dick and his people were doing was "fucking with [his] business." Nick would dance around the question, argue like a lawyer, and REFUSE to badmouth Dick or even admit that he or his cohort had done anything malicious. Eric was particularly incensed at the fact that Dick had accused him of fraud purely to fuck with his business, and not because he had credible evidence of fraud. Nick would refuse to admit that this was malicious conduct. You see, Nick got started by being featured on Dick's show, so he doesn't want to do anything to jeopardize that relationship. The two would argue for almost an hour back and forth, and would not see eye to eye.
WHITEBREAD ASS NIGGAS
Another "Dickhead" named "Riley" (who is a producer for the Dick Show) had started a line of clothing called the "Clippaverse," the joke being that Eric July needed "clippers" as he is a particularly hairy man. This is hilarious because you can clearly see Riley is not only quite hairy himself, but a disgusting butter golem neckbeard loser who really doesn't have the authority to judge anyone's appearance. Someone at the "Rippaverse" filed a DMCA takedown request of the "Clippaverse" merch, and the web shop was taken down (tbf I think this would be fair use on Clippaverse's behalf, due to parody). In response, Riley would show up late one late September night to Eric July's comic book warehouse in Texas and put stickers on his windows, along with $41, calling it an "in-person superchat."
(A fun fact about Riley is that he's dating an autistic girl named "Mintsalad" that once called into the Dick show when she was 17 to discuss her parents threatening to kick her out of the house over discovering her drawing furry porn. Dick told her to choose furry porn over her family, which she promptly does, runs away from home at 18, and begins having a relationship with Riley, who is in his thirties. Riley now pimps out the mentally handicapped girl on OF.)
Eric the Rippa would do a stream reacting to this, sneeding in ebonics, and mentioning that Riley is lucky he didn't get shot, because in Texas you can legally shoot someone who is vandalizing your business (). Eric would continue to sneed about Nick and Dick, referring to them as "white bread ass niggas." Eric would close the segment saying he was done with Rekieta.
Nick would react to this stream on his show, losing his shit, and going on a tirade about how he "grew up around poverty" and that he "knows the fucking streets" (which is hilarious because he's wearing a gay pink polo shirt during this rant, and also his grandparents and parents are worth millions of dollars and Nick grew up in a gated community).
Nick would go on to say that Rippa made the great mistake of "feeding into the bullshit and getting butthurt."
FEEDING INTO THE BULLSHIT AND GETTING BUTTHURT
By this time (October 2023), Nick's reputation on Kiwifarms had sunk pretty low. Kiwis had embraced their formerly favorite chud lawyer as their newest lolcow for almost a year now. Nick had taken note of the Farm's newfound mockery towards him, and would start livestreaming while absolutely trashed in his hot tub, calling Josh Moon a faggot and hoping he loses his case against Russell Greer (I am NOT getting into this one right now, but it's frivolous).
Nick's sexual deviancy, "Dick"-riding, and grifting had become popular topics of discussion amongst Kiwis, and his cringekino streams would be clipped and featured prominently on the Lolcow podcast "Kino Casino."
This show is pretty retarded, but the hosts have this term that they like to use, "Felted." I like this word. It means losing everything, usually in the context of a poker game, but not always. As in, "Lowtax was FELTED at the end of his life."|
I think Nick will have a pretty fantastic downfall here soon. His drinking is getting out of hand, the dude looks like shit, and he's losing his fans steadily for over a year now. At one point he was just a small town lawyer from Minnesota, now he seems to exist in a perpetual tempest of drama of his own creation.
If you made it this far, bless you. I will provide Nickposts as more significant updates emerge with this guy.
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This Marsey came to me in a flash and I had to stop everything I was doing until it was done
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- FamilyGuyShill : literally a repost lmao
- TheOverSeether : Why did this get so many upmarseys?
- Goomble : The best post I've ever seen
- NotBoo : hate speech: implies you could be a rightoid agendaposter and not get banned or agendathemed
- HeyMoon : why did my reports get cleared
- russy : Bruh how would we know
- Sneed : @aevann would you know why these reports were wiped?
- ateu : agendapinning
- oppie : I have a very SMALL peepee
- platyposting : Incredibly homosexual
- DickButtKiss : Rules are gay. I will unironically rightoid post whenever I want. Cute twink
- JimJones : Take this BIPOC cute twink to the pound and have him put to sleep
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Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.
These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring
1. Be funny
Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fricking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.
2. Lie
If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.
3. Play characters
Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.
4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side
Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramautists can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.
5. Unironically support the mayocide
The mayocide is not a joke.
6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible
This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.
So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're an r-slur, except #6.
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here’s what i would look like if i was black or chinese https://t.co/86bdgqwRSG pic.twitter.com/C7p7dYo1ue
— Pilgrim (@VLONEPREDATOR) January 6, 2024
idk if that's his actual doxx but still funny
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Tldr
Man buys over a million cds, Vinyls, and cassettes from a failed company in an attempt to start the company over again. Abandons his family and buys and moves into a warehouse in another state in one of the most violent cities in America. Spends over half a million dollars to get cockblocked by the city for zoning violations and gets robbed over 30+ times. He sneeds about the city and it's inhabitants on twitter documenting his journey. He's also trying to build a fusion reactor and a science museum in the city
MY CASSETTES!
Backstory
Murfie was a startup company that focused on the digitization of physical media into digital media. People would send their CDs, Vinyls, and cassettes, which the company would store in their warehouse and rip the contents onto their own platform for people to stream. Murfie even allowed people to buy and sell with other users on their platform.
During sometime during early November, the company asked all of it's current customers to make sure they renewed their current subscription before November 17th. No more than 5 days later, the company sent out an email to it's customers saying that the compnay was ceasing all operations including the website. This abrupt shutdown shocked everyone, that even that former CEO had one idea what had happened .
The situation only continued to spiral out of control. Murfies ToS had a clause that promised its customers that they would return all of their physical media in the case the company shut down (For a small shipping fee of course ), but with all of their services down, customers had no way of getting back their cassettes and cds. In total, there were close to a million CDs, cassestes, and Vinyls left somewhere in limbo. Unsurprisingly, people were soying out about this:
They have my 100+ cd's and $1000+ dollars. nothing to be proud of if they leave people in a lurch.
At this point everyone had lost hope that they wouldn't get their stuff back. Until one determined man showed up.
John Fenley
John Fenley is an investor, landchad, family man and an autist for music. When he heard the news of Murfie going out of business he stepped up immediately and offered to buy the remaining digital collection.
It wasn't his first venture into this type of busines. Fenley had a similar business that to Murfie that he started years ago, but was unable to find investors for his company. But this a second chance for him, because he knew what he could do it right this time. This was his white whale.
Shortly after, Fenley sold about 150k dollars worth of stock he received from another company and purchased an abandoned warehouse in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
Before we continue let's discuss Pine Bluff for those unfamiliar with it. The only aspect you really need to know about Pine Bluff is that it makes third world shitholes look like a paradise in comparison. Let us look at some statistics to truly understand it
Homicide rate:
Pine Bluff had 29 homicides in 2021. Pine Bluff had 23 murders in 2020 - a rate of 56.5 murders per 100,000 people. The national average was 6.5 murders per 100,000 people in 2020
Poverty Rate:
The per capita income for the city was $17,334. About 24.3% of families and 30.6% of the population were below the poverty line, including 45.6% of those under age 18 and 13.7% of those age 65 or over.
Demographics:
A fairly dangerous city to say the least. But, Im guessing at the time Fenley didn't understand this and would come across many problems in his journey for his whale.
The journey
Fenley has been documenting his adventure on twitter. These tweets are mostly in chronological order, but these aren't all of his tweets. You can check out Fenleys twitter account to see his full journey, but im just going to show some of the highlights.
Right off the bat, Fenley has issues with the Pine bluff city hall fining him for building violations:
He eventually meets with the mayor to discuss his future prospects but that ends up going nowhere:
I should mention too, that Fenley is also trying to turn the warehouse into a science museum and that he's attempting to build a fusion reactor
Tragically for Fenley, the PineBluff goverment are a bunch of chuds that don't trust the science:
What kind of city government tries to prevent someone from opening a science museum?
Fenleys frustrations with the city government only continue to grow:
The downward spiral only continues for Fenley:
He does offer a $3 bounty to whoever catches those robbers
Had over $20,000 worth of equipment stolen last Saturday. Putting a bounty on catching the crooks.
They never catch them lmao
Fenley also starts sneeding at the police for being shit at their job:
Despair grows inside Fenley:
I should mention that Fenley is also married and has kids that live in another state. It appears that he's somewhat abandoned them in pursuit of his dream.
7 days later...
Several hours later....
Febley is also is his own security guard too. He'll often confront those on his property with a gun of couse:
Fenley called the cops on the guy in the above video, and the police actually arrested him! But the guy was quickly released from jail and came back to Fenleys warehouse:
And they let the guy go, and surprise, he came back again today.
Three kids seeing if they can steal stuff. Just another day in PineBluff.
The constant stress continues to pile on our neurodivergent Ishmael:
I should clarify that he's basically living at the warehouse fulltime to ensure that one is trying to rob it. At least one has ever tried taking his security cameras:
Can anyone tell from the sound what kind of gun I just heard firing shots outside my warehouse?
Fenley has been here for 3 years at this point and still hasn't been murdered somehow
Good movie reference!
Hopefully 2023 brings better luck to our hero
Its never going to get better for him
So far that's Fenleys entire story. An interesting one to say the least. Hopefully he doesn't get murdered so we can get more updates on his pursuit of happiness. Fenley doesn't look like he's giving up on PineBluff yet, since he's bought over 75 properties in the city so far. I truly hope he does catch his white whale one day
Thanks for reading!
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So this was the MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from President Trump for those wondering: pic.twitter.com/mgFILhYTQC
— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) December 15, 2022
He hyped this up yesterday with a short capeshit themed post so his followers have spent 24 breathless hours speculating what it could be about. Healthcare plan? 2024 running mate? The final and complete destruction of the deep state?
Negative Ghost rider, the holding pattern is full. It's $99 Trump themed NFT trading cards lmao
This is fricking r-slurred
Lol foids posting Ls
Yes and it's frickin hilarious
Are you though? Feels like you might be close
There's a lot more cope and seethe and predictions here.
rConservative isn't feeling the NFT card hype either
This is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen. I hope one of the cards is of Trump jumping the shark.
The entire collection is “jumping the shark”
Disclose.tv fans disclose their major disappointment
From Lavern again (she's really upset):
Wait…. So it’s a “Digital Trading Card” but you have a “limited supply”??
Supply and demand bby
Please tell me this is troll and the real major announcement will come later today.
Sorry Kittypoop, only the first part is true
Super Alpha Male Nick Adams weighs in
Yes, I am purchasing the entire collection of President Trump’s digital trading cards.
No, I will not apologize for it.
Only Nick could turn it back around on the leftoids so that they become the copers and the seethers
And only Jeff could make NFTs seem cool by comparison.
Announcement video
https://twitter.com/i/status/1603430436587421698
I am going to buy Shoe some Trump trading cards for Christmas
BakedAlaska be like "I'm going to jail for this?!?
Wait hold up….. that MAJOR announcement we were all waiting for is literally Trump trading cards… 🤦🏼♂️
Meanwhile, Ye is preaching the Bible & defending J6 victims….. this is why Trump can’t win in 24.
My 3 guesses of Trump's big announcement today were ...
- Getting back on Twitter.
- Picked a VP.
- Leaving the worthless Republican Party to form a 3rd party- patriot party.
Introducing Donald Trump digital playing cards wasn't even on my bingo card. 😂
I literally predicted this lmao:
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Day of #the journocide is here. African King Elon Musk has banned several journalists #and large accounts from twitter (Still updating) https://t.co/oNn1FfCCqP pic.twitter.com/KglFtkfzmx
— Drama Memes (@drama_meme) December 16, 2022
This is the article - https://rdrama.net/post/131789/day-of-the-journocide-is-here
Twitter analytics tells me 230 people clicked the link
This is - far and away - the most interactions I've gotten on a tweet by autodrama. Thanks @SmallFestiveNips for bringing rdrama to the masses
To refer to Elon Musk as an "African King" is an insult to Africans... - 6 likes
but he is
Admiral of the Incel Fleet. You can lick the decks and squeeze the sails ⛵️ 😉
white people go two minutes without sexualizing politics (impossible)
just fricking lol
He is a traitor because he was born in a different country. Don't think that's how it works king
This guy gets it
- Goomble :
- of_blood_and_salt : carp nonsense, block and ignore.
- ILIKECATS : imagine doing this on rdrama cause ur too ugly to thirst trap on insta or even Reddit. KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
- melgibsonsDUI : is everyone on this site 14 years old? who cares?
- azzlo1 : This shit is so gay, can you losers please find literally anything better to do with your time
- DKWasRightAboutKremlings
- smolchickentenders :
- BazballShill : THIS WOMAN HAD A TITTYJOB DONE. PSYOP
- ManBearFridge : @azzio no
- 89wc : terrorism
- TheOverSeether : fat
- STAN_ARTMS : Reject gussy, embrace bussy. Total simp death when?
- partycakes : THERE'S NO BUSSY LIKE AN RDRAMA BUSSY CAUSE AN RDRAMA BUSSY DON'T STOP, UH!
- kiridium : amerimutt
- Horned_waifus_shill : >400 comments, 300 upvotes
- Humphrey : Foid? ok.sure. Onlyfans foid? this whore not being banned for a day tells me this site has gone down
- Dude : Go back to Reddit ugly whore
- Hecking_Valid : woman
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hi i literally hav no fricking idea how this site works or if this is even a good verification photo (happy to verify anyway i can) but a few ppl sent it to me regarding plsnope/carly stealing my content and using my photos. just wanted to pop in and confirm she is in fact NOT a real person (or me) and has been stalking and stealing my photos for years at this point. she gets caught then goes by a new user every time. sorry to anyone she scammed :/
- BazballShill : poison
- Unbroken : Step 1) buy game. Step 2) join the /r/gamingcirclejerk groomercord. Step 3) launch game.
- its_over : based
- Lv999_Lich_King : shoes
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2 outcomes here, either it is polished and fun (unlikely) and seethe, or it’s a bug filled mess and idiot preordering seethe
Either way, drama wins
- aminobastard : I'm just reporting this shit again
- Allah : Horse
- GoySloppySeconds : horse
- NoUntakenNames01 : somehow even less funny
- LGBT_supporter : When I do it the 3rd time, it will be funny?
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : horse
- Red : >Bardfinn
- Lv999_Lich_King : shoes
- jawbreakeraddict : must repooort
- TheOverSeether :
- Elohim-Erika-UH : HEY WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS DOXING CARP YOU UNBELIEVABLE CUTE TWINK
- 2DBussy : ^ seethe
- Goomble : All rules can and likely will be ignored at the discretion of the janitorial staff.
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MINOR UPDATE: Srdines smugpost over the whole thing; users with millions of Reddit karma tut tut about terminally online jannies
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Shit is popping off and n8 is going out with a bang. Here is his thread wherein he admits to doing what he could to break as many of @Merari’s mops as possible before leaving:
Which is apparently what this blossoming mop war is about.
This is coming to a head a few days after the Kiwis doxxed Merari (his name is Joost for God’s sake) which you can read about here:
https://rdrama.net/post/95174/marseykiwi2pat-update-maybe-pictures-kiwicel-claims
Snappy in that thread should have an archive of the Farms post since KF is still down until later today. It’s a ride.
This is all presumably coming to a head because of Merari’s well-documented, passionate, months-long defense of child rapist Aimee Challenor.
Slack leaks coming soon, will flair thread when updated. Wanna get this posted rn so the Reddit post can be archived.
CHRONOLOGICAL OVERVIEW TO DATE
TW: MELODRAMA
SECOND UPDATE
Killhacks, whose tongue is permanently lodged up Merari’s butt, has noticed this thread almost immediately. Make an account and talk to us babe SEE UPDATE #3
Hey Femilip - it’s not n8. You can see cuz there’s a reply to his ping in one of the screens and it doesn’t have that tasteful green (yellow? am colorblind ) highlight. Also, timestamps. Both are relatively easily falsified, yeah, but I really don’t have time for that and I’m offended at the suggestion that I do.
Hi conalfisher! I still wish you’d join us for real :(
THIRD UPDATE
The groomercord user/Reddit mod there, “killhacks” is actually @tardkiller on this very website!
Here is a screenshot of his profile as I am expecting him to nuke its content imminently. Unfortunately, you can’t delete the account itself. rDrama is proudly GDPR noncompliant!
FOURTH UPDATE
Timestamps scrubbed from this other leaker by request.
I have a short presentation to give in a few, I’ll be back with more in a bit x
FIFTH UPDATE
A small one but significant? N8 is leading the charge away from Reddit and into the great outdoors lol
UPDATE 5.5 /u/CONALFISHER HAS ASSIMILATED INTO @conalfisher
SIXTH UPDATE
Million-karma Reddit poweruser /u/esoterix_luke has just groomercord dropped the tail end of a fight with merari via their Slack dms! Can Merari survive this fallout? Can Reddit survive losing TWO of its 20-hour-a-day volunteers in a month? (yes, jannies are infinitely replaceable)
rDrama user has tea on Luke:
SEVENTH UPDATE
Powerjannies are revealing their chad rDrama accounts to clown on Merari
And /u/esoterix_luke comes in hot with another Slack leak!
EIGHTH UPDATE - /r/CenturyClub leaks!
N8 has crossposted his assault on Merari to /r/centuryclub which is apparently a sub only for people with >100k karma or something?
disturbing allegations
Jannie to the jannies yalls the yallers and tells them to move to an even more exclusive subreddit lol
continued discussion of the yalling
assorted poweruser pearlclutching
Here we have a volunteer online janitor comparing Reddit moderation to work with NGOs and assorted charities. This isn't quite on the level of the guy who once essayed at me about how it's the same as working in a soup kitchen or homeless shelter, but it's close.
n8, as /u/karmanacht, explains why he left and why he's back (to piss Merari off 💜)
Some guy comes out very pro-n8 and gives a timeline of events that I'm not reading because I don't care that much. It looks good, though. You should read it.
And finally, for now, some randos also joining #TeamN8. Is it over for Joost?
EIGHT AND A HALFETHTHTH MINI UPDATE
Merari seems to have lost control of Groomercord
Jannies keep dunking on him with this too -
https://twitter.com/reddit_lies/status/1530745620859961346?t=tEjGJ60KSQhTlYdM1H2OIw&s=19
NINTH UPDATE - it has moved to /r/CenturyClubDrama
For a summary of this update, please just look at this helpful summary from the #3 moderator on Reddit, /u/RamsesThePigeon:
The explanation:
Full imgur album of the /r/CenturyClubDrama thread for anyone who wants to stink of corn chips for a few weeks:
To clarify, /u/RamsesThePigeon really is the #3 biggest powermod now that N8 is gone. Source:
He jannies 187 million Redditors. FOR FREE
Some random fricking Merari essay about the whole thing that I’m not reading. Something about queerphobia. Racism. Sexism. You know the drill by now:
REMINDER THAT MERARI01 SPENT MONTHS DEFENDING CHILD RAPIST AIMEE CHALLENOR AND STILL FEELS THAT REDDIT SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER
Some rando powerjannie telling Merari that his fanaticism for volunteering for a multibillion dollar global corporation is unhealthy and concerning just now:
TENTH UPDATE
just for you bb
/u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS if you join rDrama and post itt I’ll hook you up with an exclusive bluecheck like I did for Conal and Phoenix. That’s a 100k dramacoin value. FOR FREE.
TENTH POINT FIVETH UPDATE
Powerjannie /u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS now has an rDrama presence as @I_PUNCH_INFANTS 🤗
ELEVENTH UPDATE
I think it’s winding down now. For the day at least. Merari is Dutch so it’s quite late there and this is to be expected. Here are some leaks from his personal Slack:
- AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE : someone catch her!
- of_blood_and_salt : most important post on rdrama
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : a wonder of the modern world is now on a wonder of the ancient world
- MuadDib : https://i.rdrama.net/images/1678376649370768.webp
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Also in podcast form!
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-112-how-our-assistant-producer?s=w
Enjoy!
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Using terms like “looksmaxxing”, “Chad”, and “Stacy” will get you on an @FBI list for "Involuntary Celibate Violent Extremism." pic.twitter.com/VoIegyoUby
— Oversight Project (@OversightPR) April 3, 2023
This was only supposed to link the second tweet I'm sorry
More:
- LGBT_supporter : Gay
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Leftists: We have to punish Nazis by any means possible
— Freddy (@AstuteCFO) January 5, 2023
Rational individual: Okay, let’s rape them
Leftists: No, not like that
The account is but the replies are real
Drama
You don't "punish" nazis like that you fricking moron, you punish them by killing them
This account comes from an actual commie
Thus guy is utterly obsessed with wanting to be able to r*pe anyone he disagrees with
They're bad people you nazi chud, they deserve it
OP then posts a following tweet "Arguing with leftists be like" with this meme attached:
Surely people wouldn't continue to fall for the bait?
He's right. /r/LoveforRapingNazis when?
OP: I don’t want to r*pe Nazis. I’m saying that it may be a terrible duty of leftists to do so
Don't r*pe anyone actually. What the actual frick is your problem
OP: My problem is Nazis, buddy. But apparently you want to defend them
"I'll commit mass murder against people I disagree with but I draw the line at raping them"
Additional tweets by OP:
It is your moral duty to r*pe chuds
I’m engaged in good faith debate in the market place of ideas
Hitler when he sees all the “leftists” in my replies defending Nazis
Some funny memes that came from this:
Some replies from the commies that didn't realize this was bait:
Truly amazing
We need to start running gay ops on twitter. You can literally say anything on there.