lol

behold the master race

https://twitter.com/WokeParentLs/status/1728069097349316827

also special thanks to carp for putting this on my TL

https://twitter.com/benhugh26422354

Other exmples:

Eeyore and The Simpsons females stared happily at the celebration of Pride Month.

Eeyore and The Simpsons females laughed at Duncan’s shocking face. I can’t stop laughing at his face.

Eeyore and The Simpsons females felt sorry for Blue, a 3 year old Australopithecus.

I wish I had the making-bad-cartoon-collages kind of autism, it seems like endless joy and entertainment. I bet it's so satisfying to pump out like five of these a day making pretty much the same thing over and over. What a guy.

QRD:

What is Matodon.lol?

Mastodon server friendly towards anti-fascists, members of the LGBTQ+ community, hackers, and the like. Please read Mastodon.lol/about before joining.

It is an 18 thousand user strong mastodon instance that's been going for years. It's been going since far before the twitter exodus made it cool. It's userbase is, from what I've seen, pretty much the stereotype of the mastodon userbase: everything is somehow about LGBT issues, rabidly pro-censorship, all neurodivergent.

Who is Nathan?

The owner/operator/admin. Loves fediblock, a list of servers that are banned for any and every perceived lax jannying. Yes, they ban rdrama.cc

How it started

How it's going (3 hours later)

It took 3 hours of r-slur fights to cause this man to become so tired of his userbase that he just said "frick you, it's over".

What happened in the intervening time?

He eventually devolves into telling people to kill themselves after they keep calling him a 100% Nazi-Hitler-Fascist.

The epilogue, confirming "frick you all, no continuation"

Starlink is a subsidiary of SpaceX, which Elon Musk runs. https://t.co/0MORTIgqfJ

— snopes.com (@snopes) June 21, 2023

Snopes decided to use the missing dead occupants of the Titan submersible to totally not (wink-wink) blame the Elongated Muskrat for the tragedy.

On 20 June, they published an article asking "Was the Missing Titanic Submersible Using Satellites from Elon Musk’s Company?" and rating it "True". Wayback Machine has the record.

There's only one problem - Starlink satellite internet can't penetrate water.

They posted the article on twitter, and the Twittards let them have it, with tons of replies and then community notes.

https://twitter.com/_Faraz/status/1671527385479430144

We knew that years ago, matey.

https://twitter.com/FroTrades/status/1671528111089885185

The richest African-American himself soon piled on.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671525792000425985

Snopes, had no choice to update the article to "False", with a misleading editor's note to obfuscate their frick-up.

Editor's Note: Since the original publication of this fact check on June 20, 2023, Snopes clarified its rating and text to make clear that — while OceanGate, the company overseeing the submersible's expedition, said it was using Starlink satellites for the trip — the submersible itself was not using the technology to communicate. How, or to what extent, the vessel's mothership was using Starlink to communicate remained unknown.

In a final addendum, The Daily Beast, proving yet again why jourmalists deserve everything they get in third-world countries, published an article to spread that misinformation and cover for Snopes.

Elon Musk used his favorite insult again on Wednesday, accusing the fact-checking site Snopes.com of running a “psy op” after it fact-checked links between the missing Titanic submersible and Musk’s Starlink satellite service.

The article from Snopes merely confirmed that OceanGate, the company behind the missing sub, relies on Starlink for communications on the vessel.

Just incase you didnt know. Her pronouns are she/her/elfin/wiccan

I'm bored as shit and I'm stuck home sick today so what better thing to do than apply my neurodivergent sleuthing skills to acquire valuable information on Mrs. Penny's whereabouts in the online world.

Yes this is her account, it parallels perfectly with the Twitter Account that was shared here a few months ago. Multiple threads she's "hearted" on the profile are relevant to people she follows on Twitter. I even included her virtual partner and his remarks on their date

I remember people asking if we'd found her on SecondLife yet; I don't remember any receipts on it so here yah go.

I've already added her and am awaiting a response; even if it's denied that only means one thing, she's on and it's time to search for my new friend!!!

Her twitter presence account if anyone needs a refresher:

https://twitter.com/PennyWidget/with_replies

She's using her very valid IRL pic here as featured; so cute AHHHHHH

EDIT:

Considering this my magnum opus, love you @TwoLargeSnakesMating

Thanks @YourMom i'm clapping my cheeks to the award

Holy shmoley benefactor thank you @arsey!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Homoween rDrama! Yes, that's right, it is shipping on 10/9 instead of 10/10 as promised. You have been TRICKED in the great Trick or Treat of life. Sucks to suck.

I was tricked too though so this will be a short post as I scramble to get it out the door. Everything is back from last year, including the ZIPOCalypse. For a refresher on ZIPOCalypse mechanics and badges and cash prizes, please refer to last year's thread:

https://rdrama.net/post/117578/zipocalypse-badges-prizes-etc

New badges will be minted in about a week when I am home

Lootboxes are obviously back as well. Remember, these are a better deal than buying awards piecemeal and you get lootbox badges for them, and lootbox badges give you a permanent discount in the shop. You are LITERALLY losing money by not buying them you FRICKING R-SLUR.

A new award, STALKER, will be rolling out soon. Just need codecels to cheer up.

There may or may not be a Blair Witch minigame coming as well. This remains TBD.

I can't believe this is the third one already. This site wasn't supposed to last a month. Well that's all, happy Homoween.

Someone claiming to be from AHS is messaging Hogwarts Legacy spoilers to people who participate in /r/HarryPotterGame, and demanding that they sent proof of a refund as well as a personal apology to Bardfinn, or else they'll be blacklisted from major subreddits

/r/HarryPotterGame discusses:

https://old.reddit.com/r/HarryPotterGame/comments/112plwq/watch_out_for_a_user_known_as_ardyardardphinn/?sort=controversial

Another slightly different message that mentions /r/wifebeaters

/pol/ discusses:

https://archived.moe/pol/thread/416274854

Turns out @GatanKot is behind it

It turns out the MAID bait idea couldn't beat reality, even illegally.

One 55-year-old woman who sought to die “identifies poverty as the driver of her MAiD request – food insufficiency and inability to access appropriate treatments”.

lmaoooooo kill the poors

This whole thread is honestly peak reddit. The dude spends literal hours upon hours shitposting on reddit and playing video games and can't be bothered to step away for, what, like 30 minutes per week max to keep his lawn not looking like total shit. It's honestly kind of funny how committed some people are to not getting even the slightest bit of exercise or performing the slightest bit of self care/discipline. It's kind of scary to me that someone that a grown man this absurdly lazy is actually raising a child now.

the resemblance is uncanny

Summary:

Basically every doctor is given something called an NPI number by the federal government. Every state also gives out licenses to work there.

Garry said he went to Harvard, worked in New Mexico as a hematologist/oncologist and also said he had a 5 letter last name. I looked up all hematologists/oncologists who have ever been licensed in NM. (The NPI database shows this, you can search by taxonomy) None with a 5 letter last name went to Harvard. (He was challenging people to doxx him)

Like a month ago I asked him about this. First he said he didn’t have to be licensed in NM as he wasn’t practicing as a doctor, just overseeing the clinic. Then he said he changed his last name so it wasn’t actually 5 letters in the NPI system. Today he claims he was only licensed in CA. Btw maiden names are listed in the NPI database, pretty sure.

This is on top of him lying about donating marrow post cancer (not allowed) & some other crazy things like $100 tires for his lambo, pics of which he won’t post. Think there’s more car drama but wasn’t here for it and idc.

He also said he was terminal with Burkitt’s lymphoma and had 5-7 months but now says he’s in treatment and will go back to work soon (??).

When I called him out earlier he said to look up his former boss at some lab who had an NPI starting with the “T15”. NO NPI STARTS WITH T. They literally ALL start with 1.

I always assumed he worked in a lab but wasn’t a doctor since he has tons of pathology posts (diagnosing disease) and not much about treatment. Oncologists DO NOT DIAGNOSE.

Also I have NEVER EVER heard of someone who is both an ER physician and an oncologist (two separate taxonomies). There are oncologists for ICU/intermediate ICU etc who work at hospitals but they are NOT ER doctors.

He also frequently misspells HIPAA as HIPPA which is a privacy law that you literally see every fricking day even if you’re a secretary in healthcare.

Anyways it just never added up so I made the post, and he made a post saying I was jelly of not being the only cancer survivor (fair). Then he sent me a message asking for a truce.

I asked for proof such as his NPI number. He said no. I said I can’t help u unless I can verify someone with your demographics exists (like 7 letters of last name & oncologist in CA, so not even that specific)

Then I said I would take it down (to get him to confess). He then said would make a post where he admits he “fabricated” some stuff but still say he is a doctor. I gave him 48 hours. He’s doubling down. So now I’m posting again.

Original post I deleted:

Garry Chess: Fake Doctor? No hematologist/oncologist with a 5 letter last name has ever been license in NM who went to Harvard

It’s easy to search for yourself.

I asked him about it but it still doesn’t sit right with me, especially after people saying he lies about his cars etc. Garry says his NPI (national provider identifier, every doctor, dentist, PA, etc has one) is under his “old” (?) last name and he’s not licensed as he’s not practicing. The NPPES database includes providers with expired licenses, just FYI, so it’s a very convenient excuse he has changed his last name at some point.

He’s now saying he was licensed in CA and references someone whose NPI allegedly starts with T15. NPIs are 10 digits and start with 1. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. They do not start with letters.

I think he’s actually a clinical director or similar LARPing as a doctor.

I hesitated to say anything just in case the cancer stuff was real but even that seems to be a changing story….

Idk about the car drama. Someone else can chime in.

Edit:

Lol

Edit 2:

Claims to have had Burkitt’s lymphoma 2x but donated marrow after first time.

Click here to see how strict the donation requirements are

That was first thing that got me really sus

Edit 3:

Okay so idk how many of us have gone through chemo but I did at 27 & otherwise healthy and I would almost fricking collapse in Target and have to sit on the bench in the pharmacy or lean on the cart sometimes with sweat pouring down my face so this is laughable. Sometimes I couldn’t even get my mail. My mom had to do my laundry bc I couldn’t physically carry it to the laundry room in my complex. Idk, maybe he’s a super human who could go hiking during a very intense chemo regimen (worse than the one I went through). Don’t doubt there are people who can but…. I’m sure most people’s bullshit detectors are off the charts rn.

Edit 4:

Just remembered…99% sure maiden names come up in parentheses when you search if someone updated their NPI info.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/12c5nis/wtf_does_this_mean/?sort=controversial

You can literally just post whatever you want and as long as your title is vaguely negative they'll bite

@QuadNarca come seethe

/u/N8theGr8