The aesthetic:

You will be attracting a certain type of scrote:

The smell of that sweet snatch(female):

!fashion

I did some coloring

Kitty.

Unintentional light painting.

Whee let's go for a drive.

Raccoon.

Laying mulch. Gotta do something about those utility boxes.

I'm bored AMA.

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His instagram post made me lol (689)

Can u post it on the sub (71)

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THE BALL IS ON KENDRICKS COURT NOW. SHOW THE FACTS KENDRICK (49)

This song won't untouch those kids for drake. Celly block 1 waitin (-34)

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jesus christ kendrick gotta kill drake bro thats the only way he can come back from this shit😭😭😭 (4)

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Some people are so weird man. Raiding this sub to discredit the song since its a dagger. NOW proof is required of the fake mole but not any allegations kendrick has sent? Tells you the bias from one side of it towards the other. Compton got some bots in they operation or sum (-2)

Nah man everybody wants proof from both sides. That's the one thing everyone will agree on — we wanna see receiptsBUTIf Drake really did construct an elaborate plot to feed fake info on.... there is ZERO chance he doesn't have proof of it. Having proof is literally the entire point of such an act, otherwise you just frick yourself over.So the thing is.... with other allegations, if we don't get receipts, we still really don't know what happened. Maybe the source was just a conversation, you know? Maybe Kendrick spit bars without sufficient proof, but we don't know for sure it's a lie and not just an unverifiable sourceBut with this allegation, the "fake info" allegation... if we don't get receipts, we know Drake outright lied, because it's completely implausible he faked the info without getting a receiptThat's the diff (1)

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Weird right? Like these were real quakes, old buildings fell over, i lost half a barn and an out building but according to all records there has never been an earth quake here

Covered a 4 hour shift in Psych ward today so my friend could catch a flight. Went pretty well and then got a patient that was death glaring me, threatening to kill himself and me while masturbating using urine as lubricant. Fricked out of there and reread the report and it was a grown adult upset that he was asked to wash some dishes that resulted in a psych evaluation in the ER.

I don't have enough Grey Goose to deal with this.

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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/12626202/major-police-incident-on-paisley-street/

It's alleged the individual charged at police with the chainsaw in the street.

A dozen officers can then be seen apprehending the man after the alleged incident.

Images show a force patrol car crashed into the wall of a nearby property after the alleged collision between the motors.

One local said: “It's a busy road but it's the first time I've seen the likes of this.

>Pictures show a police car crashed into the wall of a nearby home

lmao

This guy along with broken window or something comics is the new hotness on /r/comics. Even more insufferable than pizzacake, without the benefits of middle aged white women nudes

She says she was 35 when she left soviet country (2018) came to Spain, went to a gynaecologist for some procedure if she can have kids and 70 year old doctor asked why so early ? She should go have fun for next 3-4 years and then think about having kids. Then she start telling she fell in love with that system because nobody told her she is having kids at old age and her clock is ticking. It's such amazing system where people respect women.

>In Soviet countries I was considered second hand good. But in Spain 35-40 year old women are at their peak.

Married a fat balding Arab single dad

Fricking zero self reflection and reading room skills. Doctor now will call super obese foids, “almost perfect shape”

https://old.reddit.com/r/xxfitness/comments/4rsm3d/my_doctor_called_me_fat_my_tests_show_otherwise/?sort=controversial

Even 8 years ago you couldn't been honest with foids patients

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/1ak89lb/fat_shaming_at_doctors_office/?sort=controversial

Now foid will straight cancel appointments with doctors that don't sweet talk them.

Like what's BMI ? It's a metric created by Belgian man for mine workers and he decided to generalise and his average worker was 5'9 fit man so he made range of normal weight for that height and profession. And we are using this specific metrics without adjustment for short office foids that have barely any muscles so obviously they be fat. And there no adjustments because that would put even more foids into fat caregory and that will hit them emotional and they will blame men for it so in 2024 at your work you just say what women want to hear.

>Oh you 5'1 and 300lbs ? You just slightly curvy no big deal you get in shape if you'll want at any minute so don't stress up queen. Men love curvy women and men love mature women.

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Leave him there, fricking moron

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