Spal told me I have to post this or he'll twist my fricking head off. Also, new snappy quote that please @Aevann?? Anyway, two fricking r-slurs duke it out, enjoy !metashit <3

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN THE WOODS WITH?

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ducks don't frick around

U.S. governors urge Turks and Caicos to release Americans as Florida woman becomes 5th tourist arrested for ammo in luggage https://t.co/z97zAfA3z9

— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 18, 2024

Britney Griner comparison:

https://twitter.com/AndyMiller1990/status/1791865592435097657

"We need to warn people not to go there!"

https://twitter.com/F_Botha_USA/status/1792104585596985481

This guy will never return:

https://twitter.com/Lithium_Plays/status/1792133276552868174

Libertarian r-slur side stuff

https://twitter.com/EffTexas/status/1792326901421220329

Not your fault. Spiderman loves all of you.

Spiderman will return.

I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.

Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>

But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:

Coffee

I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.

This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.

Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:

Volvos

I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.

I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.

I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.

Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:

Manly Scents

I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.

I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.

They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.

Burberry London is another favourite.

Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:

How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?

Bonus a great father

CNN via Iranian state media

No more killing girls for you bro.

Did God do this as a birthday present for rDrama?

!metashit

This is the UK, pathetic. https://t.co/rfvogoJuGH pic.twitter.com/jQVZlZN5C3

— You know who I am (@TS0HG79_) May 19, 2024

Everyone, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be out of commission for a while.

Someone ransacked my lab last night. Almost everything has been destroyed.

Nothing was stolen, just destroyed. It looks like some of the online threats managed to materialize.

I don't have the money to… pic.twitter.com/0qHMP97OQP

— Voultar (@Voultar) May 18, 2024

The claim

The Damage

The evidence

The lack of evidence- the cameras just happened to not be recording

The counternarrative

1. Your shelving isn't handling that weight and your setup's all r-slurred

2. If this were malicious, why not go after expensive stuff like the computers & 3D printers? Why not scatter all that tiny shit organized into the small shelves? Why only frick up that one shelf and scatter a few xboxs and snes cartridges? Why not steal... anything?

Smart twitter dramanauts are already discussing

What's your verdict dramacourt?

I will never use that trash feature. Stop sending me notifications for chat channels. Even when you click on them they take you nowhere.