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  • whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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Golf is a useless sport :marseymountaineer: and should :marseynorm: be illegal.

First :marseywinner: of all it's boring :marseycricket2: to watch :marseysalitsnowhere: so little :marseykirin: to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources :marseycatbert2: to have a golf cart, all that space :marseynyansuperstraight: for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space :marseyplanet: where :marseydrama: dozens of other sports :marseywildcatsksumascot: could be played. And nobody young :marseychingchongchild: even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.

Idk bros. I really :marseythinkorino2: hate golf and I think :marseyquestion: it's wasteful. I think :marseymindblown: the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human :marseycatbert2: beings. I think :marseyphilosoraptor: we as a society :marseymisssize: let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe :marseyparappa: this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.

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He's back!!!
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!tmz

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youbet - Carsick
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:marseyhitler: :marseyshortbus:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715972886655038.webp

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I just remembered his statement because he was hyping Zelenskyy peace initiatives hard telling it's over for Putin because all brics members will visit that peace talk :surejan:

But this conflict is the most r-slurred in the world. For example let's imagine Ukraine won today pov:

:peperun: Ukrainian man rushing to Berlin to kills his cheating wife :peperun: :!marseymini:

It's basically a classical Slavic folklore

This song is about killing gf after conscription period ends because b-word is cheating while he is eating shit

My baby, I miss you

I don't receive letters from you

You're far away and you're not even bored

But I'll be back, I'll be back so you know

I'm far away, I miss you

I don't receive letters from you

You're far away and you don't even miss me

But I'll be back, I'll be back and you'll know

that I'm far from you

You promised to write, you promised to tell

How do you live, how difficult is it for you there?

You promised to wait a long time and suffer

And burn with love, but this is impossible

No, not a line from you, not a word from you

I shouldn't have believed your confessions

Yes, maybe it was in vain, maybe it was in vain

Tell me, what kind of punishment is this?

But I'll be back, I'll be back and you'll know

that I'm far from you

:!marseyjamming: :!marseyvibing:

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fink I'll go 2 the shop n get some in a bit probz custard creams if they dont have bourbons

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Chud recipe

Shoot a chud in the face with your Joe Biden Approved .44, drag the body thru a ditch and shit on the face, lop off the head, filet the meat and take off the juicy loins. season with salt pepper etc, as desired, put on grill for 7-10 minutes, flip, 5-7 more minutes. serve with a side of rice & greens, tastes like pork, yum yum.

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i respect only two types of people

one, who successfully hold people accountable

two, those who absolutely get away with anything

the world is a dance between these two unstopable force & immovable object. rest of the others are just spectators

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We waz Samurai and shit! :capyblackface: (Ubishit edition)
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https://media.giphy.com/media/UtnAGsd8SUTQm3jgly/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/STxkC0mQsSPTAMQunc/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/kz6Mm2hM3bKTHXECbv/giphy.webp

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Wednesday night drunk thread

Bad phone call with my money manager. Refused to give me access to cash for frivolous Goombling this weekend. Bruh, it's $7500 and I know I pay you to not let me do dumb shit so I never have to work again but it's petty cash. This is why they aren't allowed management of my actual unsupervised bank accounts. I just want to get go and get shit faced drunk this weekend, goomble and make stupid purchases like a new TV and a his triggering point was a butchered cow that they'd butcher and would just put in my garage freezer so I can reduce giving a frick about grocery shopping.

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Guess the country

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Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.

!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.

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r/consciousness suggests another stupid idea
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Four face pixel laser treatments are $700, and 4 face injection syringes, one treatment, good for 2 years, is $2200. An older woman makes the total of the above in ONE WEEK of after taxes take home pay, my son. Keep her exercised, and viola, she'll kick the butt of any piece of white trash that looks 25 at age 15, and 45 at age 25 (like many of my classmates at our reunions).

She is asking some weird butt question

My divorce decree grants me 100% of anything my ex hid during discovery. I just found out he bought a timeshare using our old phone numbers. Timeshare company wants to meet near me. What's the best way to get its address, value, & date of purchase?

What variety of cannabis smells like a combo of sicky sweet canteloupe and rotten stinky feet, to the point where someone's pores stink and taste horrible like it, and why do people do that to themselves?

I need to track a criminal who threatened me and used to get arrested every year. Is there still an equivalent of mugshots online anymore, or a national inmate roster, so I can find out where he is?

ER easily drains 3 gal of urine w catheter after SNF facility feels hard lump in left abdomen. How many days did it take 75 yr old woman, to accumulate, due to no one letting her out of a bed with rails to walk in her walker to the bathroom?

Two smart, good looking Greek professors had 2 daughters, with a genetic disability. 2 yr old minds, difficulty standing. One died younger, but the other was full height at age 18 & pulled herself up Dutch door to wave hi. What was their condition?

A friend wants a younger woman to marry him, so she will change his bedpan when he's older. What are the odds she'll stick around, and shouldn't he just hire a nurse and marry someone his own age?

What's a good frequency that hurts a dog's ears when they bark, but humans can't hear?

She also has a mania that someone is spying on her.

She is like mix of different users from here like Garry and sneedman

I never thought about it before since autism is mostly male shit but frick foid with autism are sinister. I guess guys going on date with 30+ year old should ask them to bring their medical card with them

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New Dainanaouji Today

No spoilers, I haven't watched it yet.

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