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Nothing tastes as good as skinny :marseyanorexic: feels :marseyvapecrying:

!thin !vegana

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What's current new reddit account best practices to not get immediately b&?

I know some subreddits block you without a minimum karma. Do some subreddits shadowban by default or etc? Should I age the account a bit or just create a new one and start posting?

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Thin thighs save lives :marseykneel:
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ABC diet

Some people do a 600-calorie maximum, and some don't fast. Taking the max from 800 to 600 will make your average metabolic rate lower, and cutting :marseycut: out the fast will not allow you to fully capitalize on the heightened metabolic rate that you'll have after consuming 800 calories the previous day. Therefore, the standard 2468 probably works the best. Though some people even fast for two days at the end. It's all up to you.

!thin !vegana

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Carp would have loved this hole. Too bad he's dead :carpdead:
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What are good pirate streaming websites in current year?

I'm drunk, I want to rewatch Team America: World Police and I cbf fricking around with torrents ( :marseyzoomer:)

Pls help

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Hi

:#marseywave2:

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Braid Anniversary Edition is great btw

Give Jonathan Blow your money, plebs

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WE DID IT REDDIT I made it through the day without cutting :marseycut: myself :marseycyanide:

I'm proud :marseysinga: of myself.

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New Toss

!shippers

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Played hades 2. Its downgrade from 1.

Its every way worse game. It looks like shit. I have issue see where borders of arena is. Beocuse everything is this muted collored mesh that's low quality.

Game play is worse then 1. From how it feels to how fun it is. Weapons are meh. Power ups are meh. It is step down from 1.

Writing is biggest offender. It is full blow tumblar writing. Characters are cringe and gay. Writing is even worse. It is just bad

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""Adults"" of r/adulting :soymad: cry about the inhumane :soysnooseethe: 40 hour :marseydarkpizzashill: work week :marseywagie:
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Show me the no hammock sign

It doesnt come up as a repost but im 1000% positive yall did post it from dailymail or we that b news station is

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This will be the last surviving hole. Including all the gussy and bussy holes which will be ripped to shreds by @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM.

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How to eat healthy :marseycarrots: at restaurants

You can't avoid :marseynope: it, sooner or later :marseywave2: someone is going :marseysalmaid: to want to take you to eat out, but there's things you can do to not eat more than you should.

  • Drink :marseycoconut: tons of water! This will leave :marseypeaceout: less room in your stomach for your inevitable high-calorie meal.

  • Depending on who you're with/what you'll be able to get away with, push aside 1/2 of your meal and have the waitress box it up for you. (You can just throw :marseyrejecthug: it out later.)

  • Make a comment :marseysoypointtrips: about how the last time you ate there :marseycheerup: was some ligament in it so maybe you'll have a salad or something.

  • Salads though!! They're full of nasty :marseywouldnt: calories in restaurants. Avoid :marseynope: salads with fried :marseykfc: chicken, lots of cheese, and always ask for dressing on the side.

  • Never :marseyitsover: get the House :marseyvampirecrusader: Dressing, Ranch Dressing, or Thousand Island.

  • Lastly, if you're at a restaurant with "dessert people", get a more substantial meal. (If you are getting a salad or grilled chicken :marseyblackcock: or add a side.) You just have to make sure that everyone :marseynorm: sees you eat enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: for it to be reasonable that you don't have room for dessert.

!thin !vegana

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:marseywholesome: :marseyhomofascist:
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-05-18 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Alimony should be removed from divorce /r/unpopularopinion (5M)67%1724
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for holding my mom responsible for my child's death?/r/AITAH (2M)56%790
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why Yasuke was a Samurai [Compilation]/r/assassinscreed (698K)66%1001
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hasan on why Johnny Somali is racist against the Japanese/r/LivestreamFail (3M)59%790
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Let's Not Pretend We're Mad the New Assassin's Creed Shadows Samura.../r/assassinscreed (698K)61%828
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I have $50k saved at 18, not a dime inherited. AMA/r/AMA (949K)64%616
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A Cool Guide to the 3 ADHD Types/r/coolguides (5M)66%527
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I'm really tired of complains about Mistlands. Don't you?/r/valheim (495K)54%360

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I can't wait for the new AC/r/CriticalDrinker (8K)61%782
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜First images of Yasuke as the Samurai in the new AC game/r/GeeksG*mersCommunity (12K)55%125
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜She got pregnant on purpose/r/7LittleJohnstons (11K)50%88
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Will Trump leave office after 4 years if he wins this election?/r/centrist (50K)52%416
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Anyone else find it odd how she is acting like skimpy bikini shots .../r/xandrasnark (4K)51%25
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Is buying a house worth it if you're gay with no kids?/r/BayAreaRealEstate (17K)47%101
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Been wanting a hatchet man tat for bare time. /r/juggalo (28K)56%167
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why?/r/TorontoDriving (35K)57%192
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Are people β€œgenuinely” mad about the 1-2-3 combo button?/r/ffxivdiscussion (38K)49%161
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Leaving Public Mobile after 10 years/r/PublicMobile (7K)52%30

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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The Cass focus group :marseymarseyloveorgy:
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How long before the strags start moral policing bath-house orgies again?

Also isnt it funny that they changed the name from monkey-pox to mpox to make it less offensive? Like doesnt the m still stand for monkey?

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