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As many oldstrags may know, /r/Drama used to be a diverse place with very open culture. This often resulted in people very much oblivious to the nature of the sub posting their personal drama that occasionally resulted in something actually entertaining, asking about theatre, or simply self promoting.
This was the case with Cut 2 The Chase TV, too. Around 2019/2020, he started sharing his videos, in which he used to dress up in a suit, fedora and a bowtie and commented over videos of people chimping out or doing dramatic things, fairly topical to the sub tbh. His views per video back then were in low thousands, sometimes struggling to crack 1k, albeit they did get some attention on the sub - some post examples here
Littlerock Arkansas Residents Threw A “CORONA PARADE” That Included Fights And Car Wrecks. 😱😱😱😡😡😡
White Battle Rapper Gets Punched In The Face For Saying The N Word
From Masculine To Sassy | The FEMINIZATION Of The Black Man's Image.
Eventually, the posts stopped, either he realized promoting on Reddit is pointless or he got his account banned, either on the sub or site wide.
I did, however, sub to him back then, and proceeded to not watch basically any video of his. I did see them in my subbox however, and a month or so ago, and noticed that our boy has cracked the elusive 100k mark Over time, it seems like he found his niche, and mostly reports on rappers shooting or beating each other, pulling in on average around 50k/video, pretty good for his sub count.
Small tangent, but I wanted to post this a month ago, but couldn't find his posts on the sub after 0 effort searching, partly because Reddit search sucks and partly he deleted so many videos, until realizing I installed a find on Reddit extension few months ago and can find his Reddit posts through that Quite useful shit.
Anyway, that's the post. Let this be an inspiration to all of you that you can make it big by spamming your passion projects on rDrama and building on it
- MeowMixed : /h/museumofrdrama
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!frozentoesen should we make this a general foot ping group?
- PoonstaryerCaribeaner : RDH alt
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- TheFatController : Google docs
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Seeing this thread where some eurocucks got arrested(!) for their bangalijst, reminded me of that time when the Queen Stacy of Duke fricked half the lacrosse squad, made a powerpoint rating and ranking them, and walked off into a South African sunset consequence-free.
The Subject's Raw Scores were based on an, admittedly subjective, range of criteria that I had established long before commencing my research project:
Physical Attractiveness: points were awarded or deducted based on the Subjects' height, body build (muscle mass and definition), jaw-line, quality/texture/cut of hair, facial structure, penile structures, and eyes/eyebrows
Size: points were determined based on the length and girth of the Subjects' hardware
Talent: points were awarded or deducted based on how well the Subjects utilized their hands, mouths, and equipment (this category is strictly separate from Size)
Creativity: points were given if the Subject showed a willingness to go beyond the standard research positions and/or locations (and a knowledge of how to operate once said position was at hand)
Aggressiveness: points were given if the Subject displayed aggressive behavior and an alpha-male mentality of assuming control of the given situation; points were deducted severely if they simply lay there or did not act assertively.
Entertainment: points were given for extremely amusing actions, great personalities, quotes, sexts, good senses of humor, or simply dirty talk, and were removed if no noises of enjoyment or talk of any kind was present. In other words, how entertained I was
Athletic Ability: points were awarded if the Subject regularly performed exceptionally well on the diamond or field
Bonus: Bonus points were given for extraneous factors, such as the presence of an Australian accent and/or profressional surfing skills. Points were deducted for rudeness or being Canadian.
The lessons:
Foids > moids
Duke > Ulztreecht U
Burgerstan > Stroopwaffenplatz
"How do I rank on your frick list?"
Here's the unredacted slides. The average score is a 6, but it's a bimodal distribution.
Tag urselfs, drama manhoes.
- JohnnyBOO : Based
- Patsy : https://archive.ph/BSDtp
- forgotpw : Napkinposting frick off not reading that
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Apwowwogies fwor pwosting fwom this accwount, and My main has been limited two 140 characters
Iww start with SPWL since its the fricking easiest
Iww like just pwost my cliffs nyotes comfy on my research and Gwiwwcasts interview in handwwitten nyotes but go off
Heres onye mwore SPWL shwot
Alswo heres the fricking wodge where the fricking unspeakable act between SPWL and TED twook place, and Dweamaway Wodge, Becket, MA
3 hwours later Cwusty episwode would be up
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Knowing that hundreds of redditors have Marsey hanging from their wall fills me with pride. I personally had at least half a dozen bots going. Time goes by so quickly. !oldstrags !verifiedrich !pinknames
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King, I know the rules but can you make holes permanent? This one is pretty good.
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Online fitness communities have a huge problem with posters asking stupid questions about weight loss because "eat less" is apparently a difficult concept. Lucky for us, the brave OG /r/fitnesscirclejerk users were around to shit on people all day. This image explains FCJ
I'm way too lazy to link funny comments, find your own drama, it all starts with a fairly simple post.
Best way to lift to keep numbers/strength while losing 5-7 lbs?
Im just doing 5x5 right now, i think Starting Strength, but I need to lose about 5-7 lbs . Should I just keep lifting the same amount of weight that I am now while trying to lose weight?
I hope that made sense, Like If I lift more I would get bigger so should I just stay at my current lifting numbers or even lessen the weight im lifting?
It takes only 2 minutes to get a response
Take a dump
Edit: Thank you to whoever downvoted me for asking a question that was not covered in the FAQ. You all are a great help to people looking for help. While answers like "Take a dump." are the top comment. /s No wonder people say avoid Fittit.
EDIT: THANKFULLY THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE WHO PMd ME WHO WERE IDIOTS AND COULD ACTUALLY READ THAT ANSWERED MY ACTUAL QUESTION WHEN THEY SAW IT WAS NOT ANSWERED IN THE FAQ.
THE IMMATURE LOSERS WHO ARE POLLUTING THIS SUBREDDIT SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. ITS SAD WHEN PEOPLE WOULD RATHER RIDICULE THEN TEACH. PLEASE DONT REPRODUCE.
Now normally this would end here, but for some reason he keeps posting and people just keep telling him to take a dump, (i'm not quoting stuff, go find all the take a dump easter eggs)
He even makes his own SRD thread Downvotes rain down after downvoters keep answering question that was never asked.
A month later he comes back to gloat
A 7 lb. dump? Darn. Must have hurt dat dere O-ring
A good redditor posted this, unfortunately your sad kind outnumbers the opposite.
Ugh. Why do people like you exist? You are not the dark nor the light in a painting. You are simply without purpose. I can't imagine a life that involves saying the foulest of shit just in hopes of making someone, somewhere, feel a little bit worse.
The worst part about your bullshit, is that it wasn't even shocking to the point where some people could possibly find it funny. You are the burnt edge of a poptart. Something that doesn't even have the impact to ruin... just something that needs to be broken off and discarded.
How meaningless of a life you live.
This spreads to other parts of reddit too.
FCJ: This just in: OldManSteve still being told to take a dump
Watch me steer OldManSteve in the right direction
More random content
A year later this is still going on and /u/oldmansteve comments in /r/fitnesscirclejerk
The moral of this story: Take a Dump fatties.
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First, let me tell you their motive:
Their motive was to psyop as a religious Karen on Facebook. Influenced by the legendary manlet known as @Landlord_Messiah, they formerly used to troll with him on twitter with the usernames ellie3kellie and figabig/abigafiga. With the untapped potential to troll Facebook r-slurs, they have found it very fun and entertaining.
Preamble:
First off, this isn't the first time they decided to troll unsuspecting facebook s. By posting in a Moms support group by larping as a middle-aged lady, they were able to bait r-slurs by MAGA posting. Examples include calling baby formula a sin (GhostArchive Link), frogs in ice cream (GhostArchive link), debate about jesus being black (GhostArchive link) and puberty blockers for my daughter (GhostArchive Link). Check out their Facebook profile for even more hilarity.
Info obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/93680/started-a-dumpster-fire-on-a
Now here's the drama:
It started with a simple meme. Over 11k cooments of pure seethe just by posting a meme with a mermaid and a confederate flag (GhostArchive Link). And they were seething hard :
Lots of in the above image.
Snappy Quote?:
Not even someone posting a link to the rdrama thread ruined it and it was eventually [removed]:
Obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105044/jump-in-babes-moms-support-group
Eventually, the drama reached TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter.
TikTok video For those without an account. Unfortunately, it looks like it was deleted or jannied .
Obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105213/update-on-the-facebook-ariel-post
It then reached subreddits like /r/therightcantmeme, /r/terriblefacebookmemes, /r/forwardsfromklandma, etc.
...your heritage as a fricking fish person?
Do not make fun of fish people. Mermaids are okay. Sugarians are okay. Whatever the frick this post is isn't okay.
Don't ever mock again according to these people.
They're such crybabies over a Disney movie for little girls holy shit.
If Americans cared about one another half as much as they do about Disney's intellectual property this really would be the greatest country on earth.
Ariel was a slave owner?! :o
She was part of the undersea monarchy, same thing.
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xgpbna/im_confused/iot58v9/?sort=controversial
Fun fact about Atlantis, it was a myth specifically told to prop up white supremacy.
Atlantis is white supremacy sweetie. Some are questioning it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xgpbna/im_confused/iot35iz/?sort=controversial
This has strong "this is what they took away from you white man" vibes but unironnicly
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xgpbna/im_confused/iot6stf/?sort=controversial
Brought to you by the same people who say the flag is about Southern heritage and not race 🙄
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xgpbna/im_confused/iot27mh/?sort=controversial
This has to be a joke
Like, no one is that fricking stupid
I live in the South and uh, I've got news for you.
Noooooo
This has to be satire
https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xgpbna/im_confused/iotauyz/?sort=controversial
Obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105305/bussylovers-ariel-meme-continues-to-spread
This is the grand wizard of racist mermaid memes
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iosk6sd/
My Uncle literally just shared this on Facebook
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/ioson9y/
Whats next? They make Obama black?
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iosoadt/
There is a serious propaganda movement online radicalizing disaffected white people, i see it on reddit everyday. It is concentrated and intentional
Remember rdrama is a criminal conspiracy according to Bardfinn.
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iosljnz/
I love this meme. It's hilarious.
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iosm5hz/
Those who refuse to recognize and make peace with their history are DOOMED to repeat it. The Civil War happened. The confederacy happened. The Klu Klux Democrats happened. Tearing all the statues of General Ribert E Lee down and banning the Stars and Bars and canceling people because their great great great grandparents maybe owned slaves is only going to ensure that those awful things happen again, so.ehow, in the future to your children.
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iosywo8/
black panther should be white
https://old.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/xgm4j1/wow/iotlszi/
Obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105332/bussylovers-bait-got-posted-on-another
And if they're in Texas, FB can't delete it now
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/xgyktp/what_the_hell_facebook/ioukbcx/
I mean I don’t really give a shit , I think people should be able to express their thoughts freely even though I may not agree with them
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/xgyktp/what_the_hell_facebook/ioukv9k/
I’m disappointed in humanity, don’t engage in this controversy, watch Oldboy (2003) instead, Oldboy (2003) is something actually worth your time, this whole situation is worth shit.
https://old.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/xgyktp/what_the_hell_facebook/ioullu8/
Obained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105353/bussylovers-bait-post-made-it-to
It also reached a popular twitter account
Obtained from here: https://rdrama.net/post/105370/bussylover-got-a-popular-twitter-account
Bait account threatened to call the police on anyone who threatened them on Facebook as the drama unfolded (GhostArchive Link)
Final update: https://rdrama.net/post/106375/final-update-on-the-facebook-mermaid
How'd I do with the writeup? Broken Links? Did I miss anything entertaining? Post it in the comments with a link and it will be added to the post.
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Full chain here about some welfare queen taking lobsters with her foo stamps and feeding it to her dogs (based).
This sets off another PizzA-bomb
We learn @pizzashill 's dad was a dramatard who made Pizza fistfight a kid to make him tougher. Why? Because the other kid thought Pizza was a dramatard (r-slurred). No wonder Pizza finds this place endearing and close to his heart
If only he could foresee his future
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... and caused an insane amount of chaos across both rdrama and the reddit clone, and beyond. It started with an rdrama colony, and ended with the website getting "hacked" and fracturing.
It also happened on the first day of the russian invasion of ukraine, so the happenings were somewhat overshadowed lol
Master writeup of what happened with context
More funny stuff that happened