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Its the event that kickstarted the rdrama user base.

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It all starts with one post outing a user as a catfisher

This leads to drama on rdrama, and multiple threads regarding the drama. Eventually, they "left".

Here's more threads about it.

https://rdrama.net/post/195287/the-fact-a-male-catfish-was

https://rdrama.net/post/195298/preemptive-strike-against-plsnope

https://rdrama.net/post/195519/the-commitment-to-the-bit-the

https://rdrama.net/post/195502/old-plsnope-comments-become-hilarious-in

https://rdrama.net/post/195315/actual-proof-that-plsnope-isnt-doe666

Here's the twitter thread that started the verification

Also, the the e-thot verifies themselves, the so-called "gays" of rdrama do what they do best, and that is well, be a disgusting simp online:

Just look at their wall lmao, lots of creeps and coomers

Let me know if I missed anything

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Biboc

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itsnotmyfault's minor history of r/drama

https://old.reddit.com/r/BlockedAndReported/comments/udefmg/how_a_furry_wordsearch_proved_once_again_that/i6jpcl2/?context=8&sort=controversial

:marseycarp3: post

@itsnotmyfault

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As is custom, 6 years ago, Pizzashill sperged out on the 2 things closest to him: NEETism & Food

Full chain here about some welfare queen taking lobsters with her foo stamps and feeding it to her dogs (based).

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7cw4s8/welfare_queen_buys_lobster_with_food_stamps_and?sort=controversial

This sets off another PizzA-bomb

We learn @pizzashill 's dad was a dramatard who made Pizza fistfight a kid to make him tougher. Why? Because the other kid thought Pizza was a dramatard (r-slurred). No wonder Pizza finds this place endearing and close to his heart

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1700456474021354.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17004564743098552.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17004564744347434.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17004564745145166.webp

If only he could foresee his future :marseylaptoppizzashill:

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Not a normal post in here, but a question, circa 2018-2020, when you googled "MasterLawlz", the first result outside of reddit was a Wikia/Fandom site with a variation of "/r/Drama Lolcows", I do not remember the exact name, it could have been dramalolcows.wikia.com, rdrama-lolcows.wikia.com, etc., the wayback machine does not appears to have archived any of it, and the jannies of fandom have long since banned the wiki.

Regardless, I do not recall if the site had a lot of content, just a short page on lawlz, snally, et all, do any of you dramautists remember stumbling upon this? also who would have made it?

Edit: Within a few days when I am back I will look up the /r/Drama archives to see if anyone mentions this wiki, I am 80% sure that I remember seeing some dramanauts asking "which one of you made this?" :marseythonk:

Edit 2: I have been unable to find such mentions :marseyitsover:

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https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/Drama/comments/9zpxs9/bit_of_vegan_tears_and_insults_when_an_sneaky_op/

https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/vegan/comments/9zipzn/family_cancelled_on_me_last_minute_we_dont_do_tofu/

This post was what made me really start to follow vegan drama, due to how fake and passive aggressive the vegans were acting.

Also the rDrama post has some great tips about preparing a turkey, and is what helped step up my family's turkey skills.

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:marseyglow:

Tbh, I'm surprised rdrama managed to make something out of this. I never thought we would ever make another successful bait sub again.

Disclaimer: Note that I'm only discussing the drama, I was not involved in the Justice4Darrell drama nor am I open for any journo interviews. Cite this page if you'd like.

Anyway, here's a recap of everything I saved. Did I miss anything? Comment below. @jannies pls pin. Check the bold link for an archive.


News coverage (obligatory /h/mnn plug):

https://twitter.com/cathyrusson/status/1585071740769955840 - tweet from Law & Crime Network producer

https://abc7chicago.com/waukesha-parade-attack-darrell-brooks-trial-closing-arguments-wi/12374834/

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-darrell-brooks-judge-orders-investigation-into-reddit-group-justice4darrell-claiming-to-be-working-with-a-juror-to-nullify-trial

https://www.gmtoday.com/the_freeman/news/live-updates-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-jr-s-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/article_9f01e3de-5468-11ed-a003-57996fc5ecc0.html

https://heavy.com/news/darrell-brooks-juror-reddit-jury/

https://www.jsonline.com/story/communities/waukesha/2022/10/25/takeaways-on-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/69588410007/

https://dailycaller.com/2022/10/26/waukesha-trial-reddit-juror/

https://www.fox6now.com/news/darrell-brooks-trial-jury-instructions-closing-arguments-10252022


https://rdrama.net/post/116580/justice4darrell-subreddit-mentioned-in-darrell-brooks/2960424?context=8#context

Thanks @volcel



More from @justcool393

https://rdrama.net/post/116580/justice4darrell-subreddit-mentioned-in-darrell-brooks


More links:

https://rdrama.net/post/116580/justice4darrell-subreddit-mentioned-in-darrell-brooks/2964338?context=8#context

https://rdrama.net/post/116770/ragedlikemilk-marseywholesomemarseywholesomemarseywholesome

https://rdrama.net/post/116762/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116760/dear-federal-agents-i-challenge-you

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/116759/darrell-brooks-trial-day-17-waukesha

https://rdrama.net/post/116757/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116753/bring-back-rjustice4darrell-justice4brooks

https://rdrama.net/post/116749/to-any-federal-agent-visiting-this

https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/ydo4gk/whats_going_on_with_the_subreddit/?sort=controversial

https://rdrama.net/post/116745/someone-please-help-me-i-think

https://rdrama.net/post/116746/paging-snappys-parent-marseythinkorino-marseysnappyautism

https://rdrama.net/post/116744/we-gon-get-raided-for-real

https://twitter.com/wavywebsurf/status/1585077209764487168

https://rdrama.net/post/116737/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116710/found-a-picture-of-the-juror

https://rdrama.net/post/116711/what-pol-thinks-of-us

https://rdrama.net/post/116727/the-fbi-flew-over-my-house

https://rdrama.net/post/116729/juror-5s-reddit-account

https://rdrama.net/post/116731/our-latest-cry-for-attention-has

https://rdrama.net/post/116732/ummmchudbrosi-think-we-made-a-mistake

https://rdrama.net/post/116733/mfw-i-just-got-darrell-brooks

https://rdrama.net/post/116685/heymoonster-is-currently-microwaving-his-harddrives

https://rdrama.net/post/116708/you-know-who-you-are-trying

https://rdrama.net/post/116709/rsubredditdrama-calls-out-rdramanet-by-name

https://rdrama.net/post/116706/post-your-favorite-screen-caps-from

https://rdrama.net/post/116705/survived-justice4darrell-still-want-to-keep

https://rdrama.net/post/116702/mods-and-admins-are-moving-any

https://rdrama.net/post/116696/top-7-tips-for-talking-to

https://rdrama.net/post/116697/video-review-of-rjustice4darrell-ive-been

https://rdrama.net/post/116692/inmarseybee4-marseymugshotmarseymugshotmarseymugshotmarseymugshotmarseymugshotmarseymugshot

https://rdrama.net/post/116698/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116672/marseypeace-me-yeah-i-am-gonna

https://rdrama.net/post/116683/rjustice4darell-banned-reclassified

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/ydk0on/op_outs_himself_as_a_juror_in_the_current_darrell/?sort=controversial

https://rdrama.net/post/116681/what-the-frick-did-we-do

https://rdrama.net/post/116678/top-minds-discuss-the-banning-of

https://rdrama.net/post/116658/some-brave-dramachad-made-an-archive

https://rdrama.net/post/116665/marseypumpkinglow-marseyjolteon-this-was-truly-a

https://rdrama.net/post/116670/i-thought-that-rdrama-had-gotten

https://rdrama.net/post/116671/waukesha-county-da-announce-they-will

https://rdrama.net/post/116659/a-bluecheck-journo-calls-out-rdrama

https://rdrama.net/post/116651/i-look-forward-to-the-as

https://rdrama.net/post/116650/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116649/greetings-federal-agents

https://rdrama.net/post/116648/official-law-and-crime-youtube-video

https://rdrama.net/post/116647/glowies-and-jannies-take-down-rjustice4darrell

https://rdrama.net/post/116642/marseyitsover

https://rdrama.net/post/116641/siren-marseyobjection-marseyitsover-siren

https://rdrama.net/post/116640/justice4darrell-got-jannied

https://rdrama.net/post/116638/rjustice4darrell-banned-rip-in-peace-brooksannoyed

https://rdrama.net/post/116637/justice4darrell-banned-marseyjanny

https://rdrama.net/post/116636/justice4darrel-banned

https://rdrama.net/post/116634/timestamp-rjustice4darrell-is-referenced-in-the

https://rdrama.net/post/116631/sardines-cope-and-seethe-about-our

https://rdrama.net/post/116630/whats-better-than-getting-law-enforcement

https://rdrama.net/post/116628/i-am-going-to-take-darrell

https://rdrama.net/post/116627/why-the-frick-would-you-put

https://rdrama.net/post/116625/the-juror-guy-pussied-out-lmao

https://rdrama.net/post/116623/breaking-darrell-brooks-judge-orders-investigation

https://rdrama.net/post/116615/rightoid-with-18-million-twitter-followers

https://rdrama.net/post/116621/the-future-of-rjustice4darrell-megathread

https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/116611/666-get-marseysoypoint

https://rdrama.net/post/116603/fox-news-anonymous-reddit-post-claims

https://rdrama.net/post/116597/a-journo-has-saw-justice4darrel-and

https://rdrama.net/post/116593/an-important-note-for-the-wisconsin

https://rdrama.net/post/116591/whoever-mods-rjustice4darrell-please-pin-rdramanet

https://rdrama.net/post/116589/account-with-115k-followers-calls-out

https://rdrama.net/post/116587/600-comments-and-counting-on-the

https://rdrama.net/post/116585/clip-justice4darrell-mention-in-the-court

https://rdrama.net/post/116584/record-scratch-yup-thats-us-youre

https://rdrama.net/post/116584/record-scratch-yup-thats-us-youre

https://rdrama.net/post/116580/justice4darrell-subreddit-mentioned-in-darrell-brooks

https://rdrama.net/post/116579/justice4darrel-gets-mentioned-in-the-court

https://rdrama.net/post/116576/shes-talking-about-the-juror-thread

https://rdrama.net/post/116538/rjustice4darrell-appears-on-destinys-stream-time

https://rdrama.net/post/116525/rekieta-law-talked-about-the-rjustice4darrell

https://rdrama.net/post/116521/rekietalaw-on-rjustice4darrell

https://rdrama.net/post/116518/siren-siren-siren-brooks-closing-arguments

https://rdrama.net/post/116464/the-srdines-are-catching-onmarseyworried

https://rdrama.net/post/116463/please-upvote-and-discuss-this-post

https://rdrama.net/post/116421/look-at-how-long-i-was

https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/116417/marseyoctopus2-average-redditor-cant-tell-the

https://rdrama.net/post/116407/things-are-getting-weird-over-at

https://rdrama.net/post/116327/evidence-of-grounds-for-darrell-brooks

https://rdrama.net/post/116251/is-rjustice4darrell-serious-truecrime-jannied-already

https://rdrama.net/post/116239/marseymemeball-she-said-she-was-18

https://rdrama.net/post/116239/marseymemeball-she-said-she-was-18

https://rdrama.net/post/116221/someone-post-this-to-rjustice4darrell

https://rdrama.net/post/116159/justice4darrell-is-raking-in-so-many

https://rdrama.net/post/116052/marseygigachad-marseygigachad-marseygigachad-marseygigachad-marseygigachad-expect

https://rdrama.net/post/115986/which-one-of-you-is-this

https://rdrama.net/post/115783/who-wants-to-take-one-for

https://rdrama.net/post/115745/crowdfunding-srd-bait-response

https://rdrama.net/post/115743/topmindsofreddit-discusses-our-bait

https://rdrama.net/post/115740/srdines-discuss-rjustice4darrell-the-subreddit-made

https://rdrama.net/post/115679/psa-for-justice4darrell-please-read

https://rdrama.net/post/115595/weve-been-had-rcentrist-is-discussing

https://rdrama.net/post/115565/rdramatards-trying-their-best-not-to

https://rdrama.net/post/115526/offering-1k-dramacoin-to-whoever-creates

https://rdrama.net/post/115500/i-linked-my-baitpost-from-the

https://rdrama.org/h/random/post/115480/wake-up-honey-your-daily-copepost

There @Landlord_Messiah, we answered your question when you asked when was the last time we made a successful troll op on Twitter? The answer is Today landlet! :marseycapitalistmanlet: :marseylaugh:

https://twitter.com/LLMessiah_/status/1580237932140429318#m

https://rdrama.net/post/115421/landchud-is-sad-nobody-asked-him

https://rdrama.net/post/115416/can-you-tell-if-these-posters

https://rdrama.net/post/115401/reminder-that-the-rjustice4darrell-bait-is

https://rdrama.net/post/115150/rjustice4darrell-bait-has-been-taken

https://rdrama.net/post/115090/made-rjustice4darrell


https://old.reddit.com/r/Justice4Darrell/comments/ycwa43/i_am_a_member_of_the_jury_on_this_case_here_are/?sort=controversial

As part of the record...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841353884381847.webp

News Articles

https://twitter.com/cathyrusson/status/1585071740769955840 - tweet from Law & Crime Network producer

https://abc7chicago.com/waukesha-parade-attack-darrell-brooks-trial-closing-arguments-wi/12374834/

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-darrell-brooks-judge-orders-investigation-into-reddit-group-justice4darrell-claiming-to-be-working-with-a-juror-to-nullify-trial

https://www.gmtoday.com/the_freeman/news/live-updates-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-jr-s-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/article_9f01e3de-5468-11ed-a003-57996fc5ecc0.html

https://heavy.com/news/darrell-brooks-juror-reddit-jury/

https://www.jsonline.com/story/communities/waukesha/2022/10/25/takeaways-on-day-17-of-darrell-brooks-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial/69588410007/

https://dailycaller.com/2022/10/26/waukesha-trial-reddit-juror/

https://www.fox6now.com/news/darrell-brooks-trial-jury-instructions-closing-arguments-10252022

Chronological updates as the post was made

7:21 PM CT: 35,000 users on the subreddit now

/images/16667437066297963.webp

7:45 CT: the pinned post now links to http://rdrama.org

News articles:

https://fox11online.com/news/crime/anonymous-reddit-post-claims-to-be-juror-in-waukesha-christmas-parade-trial

Edit 8:17 PM: https://old.reddit.com/r/Justice4Darrell/

The subreddit has now been banned for violating the mod code of conduct

/images/1666747063739747.webp

Edit 8:45 PM:

Producer from Law & Crime Network shouts out

https://twitter.com/cathyrusson/status/1585071740769955840

Edit 8:59 PM: /r/SubredditDrama post: https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/ydk0on/op_outs_himself_as_a_juror_in_the_current_darrell/?sort=controversial

rdrama threads:

https://rdrama.net/h/museumofrdrama/post/116675/recap-of-how-the-marseycapychad2-made - recap

https://rdrama.net/post/116585/clip-justice4darrell-mention-in-the-court

https://rdrama.net/post/116587/600-comments-and-counting-on-the

https://rdrama.net/post/116672/marseypeace-me-yeah-i-am-gonna

https://rdrama.net/post/116683/rjustice4darell-banned-reclassified

https://rdrama.net/post/116641/siren-marseyobjection-marseyitsover-siren-bait-sub

https://rdrama.net/post/116648/official-law-and-crime-youtube-video

https://rdrama.net/post/116685/heymoonster-is-currently-microwaving-his-harddrives

https://rdrama.net/post/116643/rsubredditdrama-is-behind-the-justice4darrell-subreddit

https://rdrama.net/post/116687/-

https://rdrama.net/post/116625/the-juror-guy-pussied-out-lmao

https://rdrama.net/post/116585/clip-justice4darrell-mention-in-the-court

https://rdrama.net/post/116525/rekieta-law-talked-about-the-rjustice4darrell [in 10/25 stream it's around the 2:05 mark iirc]

https://rdrama.net/post/116659/a-bluecheck-journo-calls-out-rdrama

https://rdrama.net/post/116711/what-pol-thinks-of-us

https://rdrama.net/post/116745/someone-please-help-me-i-think

https://rdrama.net/post/116833/seriously-frick-you-all-if-a - trolls trolling trolls

Edit 9:11 PM:

Video from Law & Crime Network

Edit 9:58

holy shit there are so many notifications

/images/16667531136561904.webp

Edit 10:03 PM: a /pol/ thread https://archived.moe/pol/thread/401526530 (archive: https://archived.moe/pol/thread/401526530)

Edit 10:37 PM: OutOfTheLoop post: https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/ydn6n8/whats_up_with_rjusticefordarrell_and/?sort=controversial

Edit 10:43 PM: LegalAdviceOffTopic post: https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladviceofftopic/comments/ydl028/what_legal_consequences_could_the_author_of_the/?sort=controversial

Edit 11:09 PM: http://patriots.win post: https://patriots.win/p/15K6guJTho/rjustice4darrell-the-pro-darrell/c/

Edit 10/26 12:30 AM: /h/museumofrdrama post from @SlackerNews: https://rdrama.net/h/museumofrdrama/post/116675/recap-of-how-the-marseycapychad2-made

Edit 12:49 AM: reformatting to clean up

Edit 2:14 AM: WebSleuths forum post: https://www.websleuths.com/forums/threads/wi-darrell-brooks-rams-car-into-holiday-parade-crowd-6-dead-61-injured-waukesha-4.641370/page-14#post-17847459 (and add Fox and Daily Caller article)

Edit 9:03 AM: Darrell Brooks asks for mistrial because of reddit post, is denied

Edit 9:52 AM: Following this event, user @weev has verifiably joined the site https://rdrama.net/post/116580/justice4darrell-subreddit-mentioned-in-darrell-brooks/2964338?context=8#context

Edit 10:32 AM: added a link

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Who wants to be mod?

I would prefer people that are:

  • oldstrags

  • would contribute longposts or at least posts about the herstory of the dramasphere

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Today we're going to talk about the time a male drama regular wound up in a college humor article about women getting roasted on reddit.

So as most of you are aware, at least a third of all internet related "journ*lism" is just browsing social media looking for things you can turn into articles with out having to actually do any work. Back in the good old days of 2017 it was acceptable to do this on things that were insulting to women minorities and g*mers.

That lead to this shitty article

Number 9 on this list may surprise you, as it was male r drama regular Cerkies.

The most hilarious part of all of this was that despite general amusement of this, no one told Cerkies about it for awhile.

When he was told he was less than fully pleased by it.

This has been the first post in the new series "great moments in rdrama history, which will almost certainly be the last unless Snally or another actually good poster takes up the mantle.

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>I'm a drama regular who's fricking up his whole life

>This is a seriouspost. I am a regular here who posts all the time. Sometimes I spend eight hours at a time on drama or looking for shit to post. I think it's starting to frick up my life. I'm 26/m and live with my parents. Total fricking NEET. I need help but I have no friends IRL and nothing going on. I could post to a straggy sub for self-improvement, but I'd rather see if you autists could fricking get serious for a second and help me

>More info: I'm not really into video games or anime, mostly cause I can't afford any of that shit and I've never seen the appeal of anime, respectively. I have a high IQ - unironically - but never finished college cause I had no motivation or direction. My biggest addiction is literally shitposting. I have about 40 Reddit alts where I troll various subs, mostly women's subs, T_D, drama, etc.

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>i'm not OP and not in his position, but i'm fricked up for other reasons, and your post inspired me to go to therapy. i'm just miserable and depressed and have failed several attempts to create a social life or date women after my break up. i mean i actually did succeed but i just gave up and went back to being miserable cause it just didn't do anything for me. i've managed to go to the gym consistently but still miserable.

>most of my thoughts are "why bother getting better, life is pointless anyway", but frick it, i can't stay like this anymore, it's utterly miserable, there is no point.

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>Honestly my brain just needs a certain amount of SNRIs to function correctly, as soon as I started it was like I was suddenly living in the same world everyone else was, instead of that dark, isolated place. I've rarely had any mood symptoms since.

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Turn off your computer. Turn off your smartphone.

Take a shower.

Go to a Starbucks every day. Buy a coffee. Sit in the lounge. Spend an hour writing what you feel or observe. Freewrite, if you must.

Turn your computer back on. Go to Meetup.com and look for social gatherings near you that are low effort, and welcoming to newcomers. Go, make friends. Bullshit about your past if anyone asks.

>i tried all this, and i hated it so much i went back into social isolation. people are such twats, idk what it is. i'm not in the same position as OP, but i'm pretty isolated and anti social in general, every time i try to do shit like you said, i fricking hate everyone i meet.

>they are all boring, and they all just talk for the sake of talking, because you're standing there so you have to talk, cause that is what socializing is. about 30 mins in i get bored and want to kill myself. the only person i liked socializing with was my ex gf, but she went crazy and dumped me and joined a spiritual cult and moved cities, and now i just kinda wanna kill myself (for real not figuratively like when i try to socialize with normies). it's weird to be serious posting on this sub, but frick it, i'll probably delete this gay troll account anyway.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4cnbk?sort=controversial

Lots of WORDSX3 which I'm not going to read because I'm not a fricking NEET giving and receiving life advice on gayddit

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Whoever has this much to write can be safely assumed to be a NEET too

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4nd2l?sort=controversial

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>Man, you sound a lot like me 8 months ago when I pathetically whimpered out of uni with no qualification to my name, and 4 years and £40k debt. [Read this post in my history for proof]

>There's no real no-cheesy advice I can give to you, as all of our problems are so personal and it would take hours of talk to even begin to understand what living in your situation is like, nevermind your mindset or feelings that must be tearing at you for so long. What I can do, if it helps, is talk about how I have made progress after living a similarly bleak and frustrating few years. If you want to you can be PM me, but if you can't be asked/don't want to I'll just say this:

>My life only got better when my situation radically (and irreversibly) changed from the environment that had, through years of coddling, conditioned my mind to adopt the disgusting life I led. It took moving, mixed with a huge schedule change (waking up very early for my job), and being forced, through work, to interact with people for hours everyday. My internet-induced social autism hated the last one, but the human brain craves that shit more than anything, and the social pressure of real people in your life kinda naturally straighten your previously degenerate ways out.

>Finally, if you ever, ever, ever feel suicidal, use the old "I'm such a piece of shit I won't even commit to suicide" method to ward off those thoughts, as usually (at least for me) its true.

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ONLY GOOD ADVICE

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4jal6?sort=controversial

STEP 1 IS TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

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The coomermensch

https://i.redd.it/wnlvduf14i141.jpg

Some pics of this QT UwU.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841361895614536.webphttps://i.rdrama.net/images/16841361905852828.webp

He even posted 🐷

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841361937754805.webp

The dark fuel that seems to keep this lovecraftian behemoth going is cooming, his Kraut waifu and smoking.

In conclusion: arrr slash drama mod material.

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[Marsey history] Archaelogy reveals the exact moment Marsey came to the dramanaut community

Now that Marsey has gone viral, it is with a heavy heart that I look back on my role in creating this alt-right meme that strikes fear into the hearts of marginalized people in our society. Either that or I want to some parlay my role in this into getting attention from a few internet autists and I gotta do it soon before /r/drama gets nuked.

The first time she was mentioned by name was on 6/29/2018.

>Marsey the Cat is getting popular <3

Ed bb, you had no idea. :marseylove:

But with a bit more digging I found the imgur filename of the laughing marsey that started it all, aks7kvX.png.

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841353069674013.webp

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Searching for that, we find the first time it was posted on reddit was actually on /r/internetdrama, a small, pathetic subreddit created by SRD as a kind of castrated imitation of /r/drama. On 5/22/2018 the fateful post was made. EDIT: Unddit reveals more important metareddit personalities were involved!

  • @KongdorTheDongHolder and SAC-Lawn_Gnome are having a slapfight.

  • Ed snoozeposts at SAC. Just saying "😴😴😴" was enough to break a lot of brains.

  • SAC's epic comeback: "Snooze posting? SMDH."

  • Ed deploys :marseylaugh: for the first time.

  • I say: "I gotta admit, this one is pretty adorbs. Just try not to use it more than 10 times/day." Because one of Ed's gimmicks was posting the same gifs constantly.

  • He replies with words of momentous consequence for the future: "STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME IDEAS!!!!"

In the remaining 8 days of May alone, Ed deployed :marseylaugh: no less than 46 times against, among others:

  • pitbull owners

  • users who got banned from various subreddits

  • a "KIA strag"

  • "newstrag alts"

  • "memerson mcmemestrag"

  • "r/aznidentity type chinky incels"

  • an "anime strag" "CA strag" who replied "Stop using that cat you goddarn r-slurred ape"

  • a "sexy Indian dudecel"

  • a "degenerate consumer of anime porn"

  • a "christcuck"

  • anti-semites

  • "MDEstrags"

  • Trump supporters

  • Glamour magazine

  • racists

  • Roseanne Barr

  • Sargon viewers

Within a few days he already had half the subreddit seething at him for posting Marsey so much. A neo-nazi hate symbol was born.

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Another writeup but shittier

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Darqwolff moment

TopMinds post

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Online fitness communities have a huge problem with :marseyretard2: posters asking stupid questions about weight loss because "eat less" is apparently a difficult concept. Lucky for us, the brave OG /r/fitnesscirclejerk users were around to shit on people all day. This image explains FCJ

I'm way too lazy to link funny comments, find your own drama, it all starts with a fairly simple post.

Best way to lift to keep numbers/strength while losing 5-7 lbs?

Im just doing 5x5 right now, i think Starting Strength, but I need to lose about 5-7 lbs :marseyobesescale: . Should I just keep lifting the same amount of weight that I am now while trying to lose weight?

I hope that made sense, Like If I lift more I would get bigger so should I just stay at my current lifting numbers or even lessen the weight im lifting?

It takes only 2 minutes to get a response

Take a dump

:marseygiggle:

Edit: Thank you to whoever downvoted me for asking a question that was not covered in the FAQ. You all are a great help to people looking for help. While answers like "Take a dump." are the top comment. /s No wonder people say avoid Fittit.

EDIT: THANKFULLY THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE WHO PMd ME WHO WERE IDIOTS AND COULD ACTUALLY READ THAT ANSWERED MY ACTUAL QUESTION WHEN THEY SAW IT WAS NOT ANSWERED IN THE FAQ.

THE IMMATURE LOSERS WHO ARE POLLUTING THIS SUBREDDIT SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. ITS SAD WHEN PEOPLE WOULD RATHER RIDICULE THEN TEACH. PLEASE DONT REPRODUCE.

:marseyrage:

Now normally this would end here, but for some reason he keeps posting and people just keep telling him to take a dump, (i'm not quoting stuff, go find all the take a dump easter eggs)

  1. Fittit, why do responses like "take a dump", which is against reddiquette, get upvoted when someone asks a question about something that is not covered in the FAQ?

  2. I got -90 karma from 2 topics on r/Fitness in 1 hour because people cant read. What silliness has happened to you on reddit?

  3. He even makes his own SRD thread Downvotes rain down after downvoters keep answering question that was never asked.

  4. ATTN Mods- FAQ Addition Request: Can the following be added to the FAQ so beginners aren't ignorantly ridiculed for asking for info that is not covered in the FAQ please?

A month later he comes back to gloat

Thanks going out to the select few Fittit redditors who actually provided requested information. I hit my goal with no reduction in numbers.

A 7 lb. dump? Darn. Must have hurt dat dere O-ring

A good redditor posted this, unfortunately your sad kind outnumbers the opposite.

Ugh. Why do people like you exist? You are not the dark nor the light in a painting. You are simply without purpose. I can't imagine a life that involves saying the foulest of shit just in hopes of making someone, somewhere, feel a little bit worse.

The worst part about your bullshit, is that it wasn't even shocking to the point where some people could possibly find it funny. You are the burnt edge of a poptart. Something that doesn't even have the impact to ruin... just something that needs to be broken off and discarded.

How meaningless of a life you live.

:marseyseethe:

This spreads to other parts of reddit too.

SRD: OldManSteve asks for weight loss advice in /r/fitness, but goes mental when someone tells him to take a dump, Drama Spills everywhere

FCJ: This just in: OldManSteve still being told to take a dump

Watch me steer OldManSteve in the right direction

More random content

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16954958285320182.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1695495828680264.webp

A year later this is still going on and /u/oldmansteve comments in /r/fitnesscirclejerk

[TW: meta, OldManSteve, Baracuda] In which OldManSteve lurks FCJ and comments on a post about him. Also he still needs to take a dump.

The moral of this story: Take a Dump fatties.

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All of the posts other people did about 911roofer

Being banned

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/l01qwi/praise_yahweh_911roofer_goes_down_like_tower_7/?sort=controversial

Being banned again

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/mum5uv/we_havent_heard_from_911roofer_in_a_while/?sort=controversial

Why is he so terminally unfunny?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ooggcu/why_is_911roofer_so_terminally_unfunny/?sort=controversial

Why is he smoking meth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/j9xneo/is_there_a_psychiatrist_in_this_sub/?sort=controversial

Where does he live?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nk8c9a/911roofer_try_not_to_spam_510_posts_a_day/?sort=controversial

You the man now dog!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nhe3me/posting_to_frick_up_911roofers_3inarow/?sort=controversial

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Today we're covering the other time that reddit defended a famous p-dophile, because if you guys actually thought Aimee was the first you have wayyy too much faith in reddit

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