5300 comments of seethe over the fact that none of these r-slurs know what a bird hotdog is.

This post has it all.

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CNN via Iranian state media

No more killing girls for you bro.

Did God do this as a birthday present for rDrama?

Activision DEI Leaked! Plus:

- Your bonus and review depend on how hard you DEI.

- DEI Officers are installed on every dev team to ensure THE MESSAGE.

Of all the AAA Studios out there, my dev friends and contacts who have come forth tell me that @Ubisoft and @Activision are… pic.twitter.com/TDZqRn6v0o

— Grummz (@Grummz) May 16, 2024

So many slides to say nothing lol. Except they measure every employees sense of belonging with an "inclusion score"? That's some meaningless foid shit.

lol

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) May 13, 2024

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

Like, the world would undeniably be a happier place if every town had at least one 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat). People would go there all the time. But maybe not enough to make a constantly increasing profit. Maybe not even enough to pay extortionate rent.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815036166214092

Innovation is figuring out how to make a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) work in your town, not making VR goggles nobody has a use for or making phones so thin they blow away if you leave em on a table outside. Innovation is doing more with less, not less with more.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815059201380413

Would you rather have a slightly thinner laptop that answers questions incorrectly with some built in AI chatbot, or a used record store where you can go and ask the nerd behind the counter what a good place to start with hardcore is?

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815061411770519

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ONLY FANS BULLSHIT (51)

Random question, why does it matter at all? She's still a person and she's asking for advice on her looks. You just attack people that you perceive as beneath you or something? If she asks for advice, give the girl advice. You don't have to go to her profile. Just use the images that she provided. (-25)

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He's dumber than a bag of hammers then. (-8)

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Because “she” isn't asking for advice. “She” is pretending to, just as an advertisement for her OF or other porn platform. Even if it's not posted in their profile, you PM them and I guarantee they will give you a link. And “she” is in quotes because usually it's a guy stealing pictures from someone. (9)

Why would anyone be pming someone who posts here? As far as this post is concerned, she's a regular person asking the same question everyone else on here asks. But because she has an onlyfans, she's all the sudden beneath you? (-7)

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stop reposting your slutty, stupid OF ads you dumb slut! (12)

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Don't say that you will get pulled by mods (1)

In some subs you'll get banned regardless of whether or not you mention onlyfans. I made a passing comment about a karma farming cosplayer (the kind that duplicates most of their posts in the same sub if it doesn't do well the first time) and I got permabanned from /r/finalfantasy. My comment was the most harmless fricking thing, just called the user annoying as frick.Just because they make money posting shit on reddit doesn't mean they should get special treatment, reddit mods seem to think that anyone who raises a point about spam is actually just a woman hating loser (4)

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what are some examples of novels that criticize capitalism and that are considered classics? i'm genuinely curious (3)

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They're both TERRIBLE literature.  (47)

Really? How so?I never understood all the hate. Didn't finish the book, but it was pretty decent imho. Cool/creative story. (0)

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Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift is mostly a satire of the more left-wing Enlightenment thinkers and Whig Party politics. I'm more left-wing, and that was about the only piece of right-wing satire I've seen that I thought was actually done well. (46)

I am going off of very foggy recollections of my sophomore lit classes but would it be safe to place another of his works, “A Modest Proposal”, as more in line with modern day leftist thought? He's skewering the idea of helping the poor and hungry with state resources and (/s, obviously) advocates for feeding the poor and solving overpopulation with cooked babies. (0)

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Mishima is 100% hardcore right-wing. Even tried to stage a coup to restore the monarch and killed himself because it failed. (60)

To be fair, I think the word "staged" doesn't get nearly enough credit here. Mishima dedicated pretty much his entire adult life to the cultivation of his self as an aesthetic object, and it's hard not to see that including the manner of his death.It would be insufficient to call it "performance art", because that might imply that he wasn't somehow sincere in his stated politics or whatever, and I don't think that's true. But I don't think the point of the "coup" was ever to achieve a successful material change in government or anything like that; if anything, Mishima wanted to change people's consciousnesses through the wanton spectacle of his death.And maybe unintentionally, the way he died was beautifully ironic given the way we've valorised that spectacle vis a vis the image of his external politics and his philosophy of the aesthetic cultivation of the body: he failed to disembowel himself properly, his kaishakunin failed to behead him cleanly, and he died in agony. In the mome... (8)

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Crime and Punishment is weird because it keeps telling you over and over how stupid the communist character is but never once is he shown to be anything but very intelligent. (102)

I don't agree with Dostoyevsky's reason for that characterization, but from what I remember that character (I don't exactly remember if he was a communist or just a liberal/Russian nihilist) is comically myopic and stubborn in his worldview. For example, there is a period when a certain character dies and he goes on to lecture grieving family members about how there shouldn't be a burial rite (or something to that effect) because those are grounded in religious traditions which his brand of politics/philosophy rejects entirely. (Similar moments include him lecturing some women about not marrying IIRC.) I mean fine if you hold those views, but Dostoyevsky's "ridicule" of him works because he's (the character) so dogmatic, ridiculously over-the-top and downright inhumane about his feminism and atheism. Of course, for those of us who differ vastly in our worldview and beliefs from Dostoyevsky, none of this calculated ridicule will make his conservative religious pitch any more intriguing. (32)

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Sure, heinlein criticizes communism, but to extrapolate anti-Chinese racism from a critique of communism is an insane leap of logic and, I might add, mildly racist in and of itself. (0)

Here's a paper by a political science professor on East Asian xenophobia in Heinlein's works (not limited to Starship Troopers) https://journals.openedition.org/ejas/16749Heinlein comes from a different time, he came from a military family in the age of the Korean and Vietnamese war, and I know his politics over time changed some and he became more humanist in general over time, but his early works reek of racismIt's been a long time since I've read either book, but in one of the introductions to either Starship Troopers or Forever War, they had quotes from Heinlein where he was specifically critiquing Chinese communism. Sure, the way communism swept China was unique, as all revolutions are unique, but the singling out of it is more than suspect (2)

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"We are all fundamentally good. Yes, there are some rogues and sinners, but the heart itself is good," says Pope Francis. https://t.co/MmLPBhWVU2 pic.twitter.com/7Be2GrKrdB

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) May 19, 2024

Bro, has the Pope even met people?

Does the Pope not realize that what goodnees he sees was hard-fought-for by his own church, and only possible by the grace of Our Lord as mediated by the Holy Spirit?

Does he not know that this is the good news that the gospels are named after?

!christians discuss!

She told me I should focus on my studies for now, and that I'm still young. It didn't really help and I've got serious urges to cut because I'm so depressed. I hate my life.

Sorry for all the circumcision posts. I'll stop now.

forcing someone to remove their medical device (mask) is assault, and potentially murder. This isn’t “the pendulum swinging the other way” No degree of mask requirements was putting your fucking life at risk, but mask bans will ABSOLUTELY kill people. Grow the fuck up.

— 🍉 anmorata 😷 (@vioIetdrip) May 15, 2024

forcing someone to remove their medical device (mask) is assault, and potentially murder. This isn't “the pendulum swinging the other way” No degree of mask requirements was putting your fricking life at risk, but mask bans will ABSOLUTELY kill people. Grow the frick up.

https://twitter.com/vioietdrip/status/1790744365721371034

Removing a mask is “ potential murder “?

You can't be serious 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well, each time I get covid, I become more disabled. Yes, covid could probably kill me now.

I know you don't believe it hurts you, but not all of your organs have pain receptors. You may not even know you have internal damage.

When it becomes too bad, you'll know then.

Well I truly hope you're ok.

As a nurse I would advise you not to get any boosters.

The medical community isn't being up front with it patients.

I wish you well

Nice, you didn't even listen to me. I GOT DISABLED FROM BEING SICK WITH COVID, nothing to do with the vaccines.

The first time I got covid was BEFORE THERE WERE VACCINES.

https://twitter.com/addiehillman1/status/1790876201965507062

You're a terrible nurse and should quit before you harm someone

Harm them how? By being truthful.

Why do people like you get angry at the truth?

Strange

The truth is vaccines (attenuated/dead virus and mNRA) have done way more good than harm. >>> Trust science, it has more truth than your conspiracy rhetoric.

You do realize the “vax” didn't even pass clinical trials. Why do you think they pushed it through for EU.

Not to mention they have 100% immunity from adverse reactions/deaths.

Young healthy kids having cardiac issues at an alarming rate, &deaths

CDC just redacted 147 report

https://twitter.com/beanwindsor/status/1790888307263410634

https://twitter.com/tailzzzzzz/status/1790813907486933378