Bears.

I get this is a trending thing. I get a lot of people are tired of it. I get that a lot of people are glad the conversation is happening. I get that a lot of people have a lot of feelings about it. As for me, I'm burning with rage.

A bear has never intentionally spoken over me.

A bear has never punched out a window because I disagreed with it.

A bear has never voted against my right to a medical procedure.

A bear has never slipped something in my drink.

A bear has never said within earshot of me, that it intends to get me drunk enough to take advantage of me.

A bear has never ruined my credit score.

A bear has never chased me at full sprint through an apartment complex and laid down behind my car so that I could not leave.

A bear has never told me that it forgot I was a person.

A bear did not spend years harming my mother. If her father had been a bear, if her mother had been a bear, those bears would not have responded when they learned of the harm, “Be quiet. Don't embarrass us in front of the Church.”

I've never told a bear it harmed me, caused me mental and emotional pain and argued that it didn't.

A bear has never shown up at my apartment in the middle of the night and refused to leave “until it got to frick me”.

A bear did not park 3 blocks away from a clinic and let me walk to and from in 90 degree weather because it did not want to be seen with me, even though if the bear had put me in that position.

A bear has never required me to do it's laundry, clean up after it, prepare it's meals, organize it's social calendar, make it's doctor's appointments, find it's missing keys, cover it's bills, plan it's vacations, organize it's budget, and then feel entitled to be inside my body while failing to remember my middle name.

A bear has never forbid me from closing the bathroom door when I take a shower.

A bear has never blocked me from leaving until I gave it a kiss.

A bear has never scolded me for being hungry after a 12 hour shift.

A bear has never met me for a first date, and when I said I was not going to be physically intimate, pushed me against my car and pinched my inner arm hard enough to leave a black and blue bruise while shouting about what a stupid b-word I was.

A bear has never messaged me out of the blue “K👁️LL YOURSELF SLU✝️” “Go fck a goat, whre”

I do not have a collection of screenshots of lewd, unprompted, unwanted messages from a bear.

A bear has never touched me while I was sleeping, in our shared bed, in our shared home, and become enraged with me when I said “Please stop.” It was not a bear that then insisted I sleep on the couch and ignored me for days.

A bear has never followed me to my car, memorized my car and schedule and left terrifying notes and gifts on it.

A bear has never caused me humiliation, and certainly not intentionally because it could not handle being turned down for a relationship.

A bear has never told me it loved me, then dismissed every feeling or need I had.

I have never asked a bear if it could just treat me like it liked me, and responded with “you don't deserve that.”

A bear is not the reason I fear relationships, and have mistrust in others.

A bear has never shown up at my workplace, threatened to harm me, then returned and exposed itself to me and my underage staff.

A bear was not the one, who when I was young and experimented with alcohol, waited for me to pass out. It was not a bear that was a decade older than me, fresh from military duty, that used my mouth to pleasure himself while I was unconscious. It was not a bear's hair I pulled out of my braces.

A bear was not what caused me to spend my 31st birthday in court, because it saw me through a window and decided to return every day, making threats and throwing canned goods at me.

A bear has never choked me.

A bear has never shoved me, especially during a session with a photographer.

A bear has never lied to me, has never allowed me to plan a birthday weekend for it, then immediately cheat on me with its ex after its surprise party.

A bear has never dismissed and argued when I tell it I do not get drunk with bears.

A bear has never accused me of being disloyal because another bear said hello to me.

A bear was not the one that pulled a 🔫 on my best friend when he found out she was going to leave.

When my best friend needs help going through family pictures, I am not there because I'm filtering out photos of a bear that harmed her.

My aunt was not left in financial peril because a bear refused to pay child support, emptied the accounts, and left the country.

A bear has never brought a 🔫 into schools.

A bear was not the force that kept my grandmother from making her own financial choices until the 1970s.

A bear did not intentionally hit my car because the location tracker it wanted me to have was off by a street.

A bear has never said “Grab em by the 🐈”

A bear has never thrown anything at me.

A bear has never commented on my weight.

A bear has never denied me a raise that I had earned because another bear should be buying me dinner.

I have never had to ask a bear to leave me alone, give me space, respect my boundaries, don't grab my body, don't text me, don't try to drunkenly lift my skirt.

A bear is not seeing this question be posed and get defensive.

A bear is not going to pressure me to be in a relationship when I keep saying no, and if I happened to meet a different kind, caring, respectful bear later on, the first bear probably wouldn't start texting me about what a b-word I was rather than consider that being an adult bear who cannot drive, cannot pay his bills or do laundry, reeks of cat urine, gets blackout drunk and violent, lives in filth, and lacks emotional intelligence might be why I would rather talk to the other bear.

A bear has never approached me in public and ask “Can I just sit and stare at you?”

If I should choose to legally join this bear “for better or worse”, I would not have to consider that statistically, my lifespan will be shorter and I will be unhappier than if I remained alone. While the opposite, statistically, for the bear would be the case.

I've never had a bear intentionally do a task wrong so that I would just do it for them.

A bear was not who chose to keep playing a video game when my friend fell down the stairs while carrying their newborn and then complained about being interrupted by her crying.

It was not a 40 year old bear that snatched my 15 year old cousin off the sidewalk when she walked home. It was not a 40 year old bear that kept her in a tent in the woods across state lines when she was found.

A bear has never taken my jokes for their stand up comedy routine, then told me that women aren't funny.

A bear is not the reason my social media profiles are completely un-searchable.

A bear is not the reason I tell people to never share my contact information.

A bear was not the one that pushed my friend out of a moving vehicle because another bear liked her social media posts.

A bear was not the one that put bruises on my employee.

A bear was not the one that got my childhood friend out of being homeless, but instead hooked on hard drugs and tattooed his name on her face.

A bear never has cornered me on the street.

I could go on. I really could. It's just never been a bear in my experience.

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I think you're delusional if you think Nickole Atkinson overstepped any boundary. If she hadn't been persistent, if she hadn't kept hounded CW or didn't call the police it would have been a completely different outcome. Neighbor Nate on the other hand was aiming for his 15 minutes of fame. (13)

I am just wondering how NA had Chris Watts' phone number. Who has their friends' husband's number unless they're having an affair? Unless Marlboro Grandma gave the number to NA to pressure him to get home. (-7)

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I know right?!? I don't know much about her, but she was the bestest friend in that situation you could have. She was like a darn bloodhound mixed with a Rottweiler! If my partner killed me, went off to work… I don't think anyone would notice for a spell. Especially if he gave some excuse like I wanted some time away as they were have some issues or something. People would just think I was busy or something.Her? She just mobbed up and wouldn't let ANYONE tell her ANYTHING. She was going to figure out what the issue was and where her friend would be. Most of us would defer to a friends husband at first because obviously they know better than us about events. Not her! She was calling up everyone, talking with receptions staff at the doctors, even getting into her phone! Chris didn't even have a full morning to enjoy his new life, free of his family obligations. He didn't even get to go to the Lazy Dog for a date with the mistress. Certainly no romantic trip or anything like that! That... (26)

I'm going to have to disagree with you on this. It absolutely none of nas business (or Cassies for that matter) where sw and the girls were, none. Cw should have told her that and to get off his property when they were blowing up his phone. (-2)

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Nickole "Scoob" Atkinson exhibited behavior akin to a stalker when she couldn't find her "friend" SW. I thought she was absolutely rude, acting like the house was her own. Normal people would have called the other owner (Chris) and expressed concern, but Nickole had such weird entitlement-- like the world is coming to an end because SW and daughters are missing and she must gain access! Honestly, SW absolutely used Nickole. SW solely benefited from that relationship. Nickole ran errands and mowed their darn lawn, while SW sat back on her lazy butt (blaming her 'health challenges' of course!) SW didn't deserve a friend like NA, and sadly, NA couldn't see that her "friendship" was strictly one-sided. (3)

I mean she's probably used to talking to SW all day and knew she wasn't feeling well and had a doctor's appointment that morning and wanted to see how it went. And CW had a different story about where SW was to everyone. It was also very out of the ordinary for SW and the girls to just be gone. (1)

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Na wasn't her friend, she was more of a caregiver. She was probably more afraid of losing her job. (1)

How are you even thinking like this? I'm serious. I am dead serious.Even if what you're saying was true….How can you logically not piece together that a caregiver going the extra mile (even if motivated in part by fear of losing her job) is STILL not even CLOSE to pissing n' moaning about someone's “right” to get involved? That you judging her for that (which isn't proven true), and yet, not judging CW for WHY he wouldn't want people on his property is truly delusional thinking? One is way worse than the others. In your thinking a woman was motivated by fear of losing his job, is worse than CW‘a motivation for not wanting people on his property (not wanting to go to jail because killed his pregnant wife and two small children) Why is this even an issue for you? How would you know anything? You're way of thinking is deeply flawed and lacks depth. You completely ignore the truth, which is those with a moral compass are going to do whatever they can to help someone they suspect is in g... (1)

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Nickole "Scoob" Atkinson exhibited behavior akin to a stalker when she couldn't find her "friend" SW. I thought she was absolutely rude, acting like the house was her own. Normal people would have called the other owner (Chris) and expressed concern, but Nickole had such weird entitlement-- like the world is coming to an end because SW and daughters are missing and she must gain access! Honestly, SW absolutely used Nickole. SW solely benefited from that relationship. Nickole ran errands and mowed their darn lawn, while SW sat back on her lazy butt (blaming her 'health challenges' of course!) SW didn't deserve a friend like NA, and sadly, NA couldn't see that her "friendship" was strictly one-sided. (3)

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The defunct WOT called Nickole Atkinson the Quasimodo for the Thrive huns. That was not a jab at her physical appearance. It was how she was treated with doing their dirty work, especially for Shanann, such as picking up the gift the Watts mailed for Cece and taking it back to the post office to return it, and being unaware that she was overstepping society's objective boundaries or willing to cross them to appease the mean girls she was trying to impress.Nickole was following instructions from other huns because she was the local one in Denver who could do what they said, like driving over to SW's house to look for her. I think all of the huns were worried that SW had harmed herself because she'd been a basket case all weekend - refusing to eat, getting low blood sugar from not eating, getting a headache from low blood sugar, etc. SW was stressed to be sure but based on her flair for drama and medical attention, I suspect she was exaggerating for attention. Likewise, the huns ... (29)

Cassie dogged NA until she finally went to Saratoga trail. Nate lied to cops saying he has heard sw and cw viciously arguing (5)

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Ever since this stupid bear question started spreading like wild fire I can't go 5 minutes without foids mentioning it. The boss asked us all where we wanted to go for lunch, and of course all the foids started murmuring and thinking out loud as if they were just asked a deep philisophical question. Finally I spoke up and said "OMG will you whores just pick something?! " One of them propped up immediately and said "I choose the bear! " and all the other foids started cackling like hyenas as if they has just heard the funniest joke in their entire lives. Then they just started egging each other on with more dumb puns and jokes, "omg that joke was UNBEARABLE ", "please just BEAR with me , and then one yelled "MADE FOR BBC " and we all stopped and looked at her for a moment , and then she clarified "BIG BEAR PEEPEE " and all the foids started hollering like monkeys again, some falling out of their chairs and banging tables. Finally I spoke up again, "will you r-slurred bitches stop laughing, it's not even funny and the bear question is stupid. If you feel so unsafe all the time why don't you just buy a gun?? " As soon as I asked them that another stupid foid spoke up "He's right we have the right to BEAR arms! " she yelled and they all started laughing again so loud all the guys were covering their ears.

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Hey everyone,

I'm here seeking advice. I have $10,000 to live on for the next six months, and I came to Cambodia to kickstart my online business. However, the sweltering heat has me seriously regretting my decision.

Do you have any suggestions for other places where I could use this time and money more effectively for my online business?

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks a lot!

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