Hi after all the recent trainpost pins to the front page I figured I’d dig something up that was marginally interesting and not just

As it turns out, schizo infighting is more than dramatic enough! consider this a sequel to my other schizostalking posts

Mortalcels be seething over Godchads

The post in question is titled “Merge into Godhood to Escape”

The way to evolve yourself into godhood is to merge all of your soul parts into your one, which increases your consciousness because you are increasing the amount of space time within the reality in your body. Don't stop at your Astral body. Locate all parts. It will never end until you reach back to source, so essentially, we can evolve and grow infinitely

To make it simple

We are fractals of source consciousness. Consciousness is space and time , the more we merge with our parts of consciousness in space in time, the more we control in reality.

Their are many many ways to achieve this but the most simple way is heal your ego until you realize parts of you that already existed within you become realized and available to control.

In this sense pain becomes your friend because it is the fastest way to show you what needs to be healed and where you can gain more self power over reality.

Basically the post is saying you can move cars with your mind if you collect all the infinity stones or something and apparently the way to do that is pain so it’s okay if you’re miserable bro you’re realizing your higher power plus he said “fractals” when I’m pretty sure he meant “fractures”

Anyway the real drama is always in the comments, where a few people are a little skeptical

……I’m gonna have to be that guy and ask for your source because dude wtf

I only go within for information. I only speak based on experience

Ok thx! If you can elaborate on what the components of soul are (assuming you meant this),

what merging the soul leads to increasing the amount of space-time in your body meant,

& how consciousness merges with space and time?

It never fails to amaze me how schizos will literally take “I made it up” as an actual source

Anyone can say that. “I only go within”

That means nothing. It just means your opinion dude.

Kinda miffed we don’t have Big Lebowski Marseys but this guy who made the comment (/u/Alexx2k17) appears numerous times in the thread, absolutely seething over this Knowledge-withinmaxxing chad. I’ll make sure to head his comments with every time to make him recognizable

This is the definition of psycho babble

I thought that was the whole sub neighbor

Consciousness is not space and time. Space and time creates the time illusion this reality runs off. This sub Reddit is ruined

/r/EscapingPrisonPlanet has fallen. Millions must die (only to be reincarnated by reptilians)

Everything is source consciousness. Literally everything.

No, source consciousness is the soul. Us inside of bodies. And source consciousness is outside this matrix system. Here, everything is illusionary holograms

Yeah, the particles moving at speeds to form mass is the illusion. That is still source, that still is conscious. Everything is living

Honestly if it wasn’t for usernames I wouldn’t be able to tell who is who Schizo arguments all start to blend together after a while

Beautifully written and described

“She/her. Lesbian. Mary Jane”

Nice biography🤣🤣🤣

Sub Reddit invaded by NPC’s

Didn’t know schizos could get so chuddy do better, Alexx2k17

I’m just gonna take a picture of this next thread because honestly I can’t be bothered to copy/paste all the

Give it a rest buddy

And finally, my favorite conversation on this post:

What are you even talking about?

Calm down.

Absolutely BTFO after commenting like 20 times on the post I think I found pizza’s Reddit schizo alt.

OP

/u/AsbaghoulMinitari is his name and his post history is certainly a trip. This is some Elder Scrolls CHIM/Mantling shit

His post history only goes back a month and he made his most recent post today, so he’s probably pretty active. Gonna keep an eye on this one, adding him to the list

Alex the Argumentative

And what of our dear contrarian schizochud? Well he has own beliefs where he is seemingly convinced that the world is a 3D simulation controlled by what he calls “Machine Elves” and that you can see past the illusion by taking ketamine.

So yeah

Adding him to the grand schizolist as well

Anyway that’s about it from me! keep being dramatic my dramafriends, I love you all so much

!effortposters

She is of course is a r-slur but more than you expect: https://old.reddit.com/r/dogs/comments/rwsvq9/single_dog_parents_how_in_tarnation_do_yall/?sort=controversial

Single dog parents: how in tarnation do y'all manage to have dogs, jobs, social lives, keep a clean house and ever make it to a gym?

Was the old man wrong tho ? B-word was perfect example of what he meant

Source

Got pizzashilled so have some vampire dad jokes:

Q: How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?

A: With a kill-o-byte.

Q: Do you know why I broke up with my vampire girlfriend?

A: Because she sucked the life out of me.

Q: Where do vampires eat their lunch?

A: At the casketeria.

Q: How many vampires will it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, why would they need it.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A: The vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why are vampire clans so loyal?

A: Because blood is thicker than water.

Q: Why did the vampire go to the blood bank?

A: He needed to make a withdrawal!

Q: What do you call a vampire who went to the beach?

A: Ash

Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitos?

A: Too much competition.

Q: Why don’t mosquitoes bite vampires?

A: It’s a professional courtesy.

Q: What did the child vampire say before going to bed?

A: “Turn on the dark mummy, I’m scared of the light.”

Q: Why did the vampire keep acting all batty?

A: It was in his blood.

Q: Why do vampires chew gum?

A: Because they have bat breath.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite dessert?

A: You scream and I scream.

Q: What’s a vampires worst fear?

A: Tooth decay!

Q: What should you never yell at a vampire while arguing?

A: Bite me!

Q: Why are vampires bad artists?

A: Because they always want to draw blood.

A unique cover of that classic agricultural hit

Comment no #1234567 where u at?

!r-slurs

Just spotted a leaf version of a magaboomer basedmobile pic.twitter.com/tSrJE5KPBW

— 🇻🇦Gio's Content Minded Corner🛡🎨👁🌲📉 (@giantgio) April 28, 2023

!chuds

@TheLeoLuster what do you think?

I appreciate any artcel input on making things better too.

Black Man pic.twitter.com/oxrUeH3fsy

— Tatsuya Ishida (@TatsuyaIshida9) April 28, 2023

Trans lives matter less than preventing cannibalism.

And she is a pooner. I thought she just had a mustache cuz she refused to shave for some reason but nah.

🇺🇦😂Life hack in Ukrainian: how to go to McDonald's and not fall into the clutches of military commissars.https://t.co/Ufyx3Izcrx pic.twitter.com/A4ADYJDpn5

— Sinnaig (@Sinnaig) April 27, 2023

translation:

Here is what toad in the hole is supposed to look like.

Sausages inside a Yorkshire pudding

Here is the NYT version

Eggs inside a piece of toast

It's not exactly a complicated dish.

Thread full of confused and outraged

https://twitter.com/ShowerAbsolute/status/1652043297496375330?t=9kz9osjWAKz6P0yVnK5Ukg&s=19

NYT continuing their impressive trend of every single article about Britain being completely wrong

Your foids belong to the Pinoys

Pros:

• Taller than average

• Not too brown

• Speaks English and not Bing Bong Noodle

• Eats with his hands as God intended

• Doesn't give a frick, puts ketchup and hot dogs on spaghetti

• National bird is a karaoke machine

Cons:

• Absolutely none

Wait till you see their trans lives matter take on ben 10

Going to play 500/1000/1000 NLH game tonight. I was supposed to go clubbing but those plans got cancelled Instead I’m just going to be a Goombling addict and try to win the hosts Maserati even though he’s being a b-word and not Goombling it. Today is thankfully only 250 hands because playing 500 is exhausting.