I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...

!fitness seriously tho take the canpill

Ingredients:

1.5KG beef mince

4 cloves of garlic

30ml soy sauce

1 tbsp soy paste

1/4 tsp thai spice mix (or

IMPORTANT: NO VEG! DO NOT USE PEPPERS OR ONIONS! ALSO DO NOT EXCEED THE STATED SPICE MEASUREMENT 1/4 TSP IN 1500G OF BEEF IS PLENTY OF FLAVOUR!

Method:

Slop it all into a slow cooker and go to sleep for 8 hours.

Result:

Hmmmm, but what to do with all that delicious meat water? What delicious recipe will Bardfinn come up with once he's figured out how to remove the fat?

Right so this yet again looks disgusting. I don't know if it's the quality of the ingredients anymore or just Bardfinn's lack of ability to compose a photo or just the run-down backdrop of his kitchen.

However, the funniest thing this time is the tiny amount of flavour he's adding to 1500g of beef!

@can another Bardfinn recipe for the collection. No idea what he was going for here other than "warm beef paste, mildly flavoured".

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!neolibs

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Four face pixel laser treatments are $700, and 4 face injection syringes, one treatment, good for 2 years, is $2200. An older woman makes the total of the above in ONE WEEK of after taxes take home pay, my son. Keep her exercised, and viola, she'll kick the butt of any piece of white trash that looks 25 at age 15, and 45 at age 25 (like many of my classmates at our reunions).

She is asking some weird butt question

My divorce decree grants me 100% of anything my ex hid during discovery. I just found out he bought a timeshare using our old phone numbers. Timeshare company wants to meet near me. What's the best way to get its address, value, & date of purchase?

What variety of cannabis smells like a combo of sicky sweet canteloupe and rotten stinky feet, to the point where someone's pores stink and taste horrible like it, and why do people do that to themselves?

I need to track a criminal who threatened me and used to get arrested every year. Is there still an equivalent of mugshots online anymore, or a national inmate roster, so I can find out where he is?

ER easily drains 3 gal of urine w catheter after SNF facility feels hard lump in left abdomen. How many days did it take 75 yr old woman, to accumulate, due to no one letting her out of a bed with rails to walk in her walker to the bathroom?

Two smart, good looking Greek professors had 2 daughters, with a genetic disability. 2 yr old minds, difficulty standing. One died younger, but the other was full height at age 18 & pulled herself up Dutch door to wave hi. What was their condition?

A friend wants a younger woman to marry him, so she will change his bedpan when he's older. What are the odds she'll stick around, and shouldn't he just hire a nurse and marry someone his own age?

What's a good frequency that hurts a dog's ears when they bark, but humans can't hear?

She also has a mania that someone is spying on her.

She is like mix of different users from here like Garry and sneedman

I never thought about it before since autism is mostly male shit but frick foid with autism are sinister. I guess guys going on date with 30+ year old should ask them to bring their medical card with them

I can answer in a single sentence, based on observing my coworkers talking about it.

"Everything is more expensive since Biden became President."

That's it. That's why everyone's gonna frick this up.

You should be grateful your groceries cost double, chuds!

People are still stupid

With democracy itself on the line, the 2024 election will almost certainly be the nation's most consequential since 1860.

The most important election in history!

Vote Blue

... no matter who!

Rest of the world is watching america like it's the wierd uncle at the family barbecue about to dip his peepee in hot sauce - again - despite being hospitalised for doing exactly the same thing before

I thought the rest of the world was too busy importing migrants and wondering why their own populations continue to chud out.

Because illiterate rednecks feel stupid around anyone with half an education and want to be in power. They however are just tools for a wannabe dictator.

Dear subhuman filth

Because he's not in jail for treason yet.

Any day now!

Racism. Christian Nationalism. Uneducated. Wealthy people

He said the buzzwords!

Because having a black man as president 15 years ago broke something in millions of people. A lot of things simmered for a long time, but that was it.

This is why those same people have adopted a 100% or nothing approach to politics and their view of a conservative way of life: any shift, be it minor, is blown to epic proportion and fought against vehemently.

Teaching acceptance of others? It's indoctrination.

Just let the child cut off his peepee, chud.

A modicum of regulations for guns in the form of a background check or waiting period? Coming to take all guns .

lol We already do background checks.

immigration reform? Open borders

That's what we have now.

police reform? Defund the police.

This is literally what Progressives said and if you asked for clarification they were happy to confirm that's exactly what they meant.

marijuana and drug reform? Drug dealers and junkies will be on your porch.

He needs to read @911roofer posts.

fair taxes/tax reform? The U.S. hates job creators.

Define fair.

You get the point.

Any attempt at creating equity is seen as tipping the scales against them, and from that aspect, they are correct to an extent. The scales have been so lopsided for so long that it probably does feel that way.

Equity!

TLDR: When You're Accustomed to Privilege, Equality Feels Like Oppression.