https://twitter.com/pokexe_art/status/1691596338675233267

keeping hole alive

I've aged a new Reddit account, so I can be a lil rapscallion again

The perfect opportunity came up on r/justneckbeardthings, where Redditors were sperging out about some guy pulling his peepee out in public.

Said a brave redditor:

A Venn diagram of people who find this funny but complain pride parades have too much "exposure" is a circle

Seeing the irony, I laid some bait (now mopped by the jannies):

A Venn diagram of people who find this offensive but will take their kids to pride parades is also a circle

A flood of downvotes and angry replies. But still not satisfied, I continued (also mopped):

Do you support children being exposed to fully naked men at pride parades? Yes or no.

For some reason, this made them even more mad!

One person got so heated that they reported my suicidal tendencies to Reddit Cares. Thankfully, this naughty Redditor was banned when I reported their report. !reportmaxxers

Anyway, the arguments branched off in random directions. Mostly I was talking with a Redditor called u/CaptainClownshow, who really REALLY wanted to defend his right to get naked in front of children.

You can explore the comment tree if you want to see all his sneeding, but here's the highlights:

I'm not answering your bad faith question. You think you're being witty and laying some sort of trap?

You aren't. You're just parroting the same braindead take I've heard from scores of your kind before. Yet because you've never had an original thought in your life, you think you've made some kind of profound argument.

Muh hecking bad faith!!

You are not witty. You are not intelligent. You are achieving absolutely nothing beyond wasting everyone's time — although I suppose that's your lot in life, isn't it?

...Yes...

Nudity in and of itself is not harmful. People being queer is not harmful. You are a drooling half-wit whose puritanical attitudes about nudity and sexuality belong in the 17th century.

Now do us all a favor — crawl back into the cesspit that spawned you, and never blight this subreddit with your presence again.

rdrama isn't a cesspit it's wonderful

Holy shit. You actually pulled the "so much for the tolerant left" card. It's like you asked ChatGPT to write a reddit comment as a conservative sealion.

You are uneducated and ignorant about the 2SLGBTQ+ community yet refuse to acknowledge that fact.

I didn't even know people called it that unironically

Anyway, I ended up making him look for and cite 2 scientific sources that children aren't traumatised by seeing nude adults. (Neither was good enough for me )

And when I asked what's taking so long to find a good source?

I actually have a life and priorities outside of reddit, you sneering little shit.

(I check his profile, and his priorities are playing video games, watching cartoons, and watching his wife get fricked by random dudes off Fetlife. Yes, really.)

They're called hobbies, and I'll unwind however the frick I choose to unwind.

The fact that you got upset enough to creep my profile is pitiful, and there's really nothing else left to say. I'd say you've lost the argument at this point, but it was never an argument to begin with.

I was passing the time by engaging with a screeching baboon on the Internet. You're the baboon, by the way. Figured I should make that bit clear, since you're clearly kind of slow on the uptake.

Your parents should have used protection — we'd all be better off if they had.

Ultimately, he ended up blocking me. Either for insinuating he was a p-do, or for noticing that he was an actual unironic cuckold. Too bad!

Thank you for reading about my little Reddit adventure! If you enjoyed it, please give me one (1) upmarsey!

I hope to get into lots more arguments soon!

So this just happened… officer has got the moves! Coach Self was smiling like crazy! Tremendous!#GetJuicy#cyclONEnation pic.twitter.com/kPhc9VmnS6

— Nathan Terry (@nathansterry) January 27, 2024

hecko everyone

I wrote a proper article about this, finally. took me ages bc I got caught up interviewing a bunch of people involved. tl;dr: the victim was not in fact a Nazi. shocking, really. the whole story is a half-decade slapfight that started when one dude requested too many rides in a group chat, escalated when he and his boyfriend proved their chuddery by wanting to hold an outdoor, masked meetup in 2021, and concluded with this charming megaphone assault

grand times all around. glad we have fursuit dude to protect everyone from nazis

header image by @Tricky (thanks heaps )

And why are people soying out abt it?

So, of course, all this “we beat the Russians, we did not lose a single position” after merely 24 hours of fighting in northern Kharkiv was far too early. Latest reports indicate Russian advances, the loss of Krasne and the battle that started for #Hlyboke around 14:00 today. pic.twitter.com/8xudPF8ZXN

— Julian Röpcke🇺🇦 (@JulianRoepcke) May 11, 2024

I obviously already made fun of it:

https://rdrama.net/h/slavshit/post/268103/ukrainian-defense-forces-have-stabilised-situation

Julian jihad continues:

Ukrainian army bloggers now also admit, some forces surrendered to the Russians, some withdrew without permission and some positions had to be left due to “the strong pressure of the Russians”.

➡️What we see in northern Kharkiv is the beginning of Donbas 2.0.

➡️Costly, bloody, slow but steady Russian human and mechanized waves that cannot be stopped with the current strategy, number of people and arms in service.

➡️Ukraine needs more and better weapons plus mass mobilization of 250.000 soldiers NOW.

Khohols go die for Julian dream

This little beast has had $10k in preventative maintenance done over the past years and I got it all for free.

Y'all weren't ready for this drop?

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— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) April 29, 2024

White extinctions isn't enough! Human extinction is the future!