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NPR talked about it
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/14/1250912188/honor-levy-my-first-book-short-stories-review
Here's a choice excerpt I randomly scrolled to in the epub
He felt like he was dying, smothered by xenoestrogenic alienation, forced domestication, a lowering of testosterone, depopulation, doom, the sun setting for the last time ever, a great ugliness, the end of history flashing before his eyes. Withered Wojak. Pink Wojak with bleeding eyes. </3. Cope or rope. He felt western civilization falling and bile rising in his throat, a microwaved McFlurry of remorse and half-digested animal proteins. He felt himself falling out of love. Falling to his knees in a Walmart. A poison arrow in his chest. MRNA mode. Blood of the Lernaean Hydra mode. Ow. Wow. Passions inflamed the middle layer of his heart's wall. Myocarditis. Oneitis. It's So Over, said his sinking swollen heart. The drywall called out to his fists. He punched the keyboard instead, kjbvkdesvdsbjvjkwbdvb jkldesblkdf. . . . Why would you ask that??? Ur a dumb slut . . . Just another whore. . . . . . . . . No. . . . . . No. . . . . . I said I wanted a tradwife not a tard wife . . . roastie . . . whore . . . I hate you . . . I hate you I hate you. Just before he hit send, it hit him, something sent from the beyond, a burning white light, a growing echo of music, the opening notes of MGMT's “Little Dark Age.” And then it began: images flashing, hyperspeed through his mind, the Intertwined Lovers of Valdaro skeletons in their Neolithic tomb, huddled face-to-face with their arms and legs intertwined in an eternal embrace, Orpheus and Eurydice in the underworld, every pair of lovers ever intertwined in eternal embrace, Odysseus and Penelope, Eloise and Abelard, Adam and Eve, Bella and Edward. At ever-accelerating nightcore speed, he saw nights and days, battles and births, blood, so much blood, beating hearts, cells dividing, code being written, oceans rising, blooming flowers, dying crops, the great flood, continental drift, the universe expanding, poetry, pain, the big bang, empires rising and falling, the birth of his ancestors, the death of his great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren, all of the ends and the beginnings beginning and ending and beginning and ending and beginning and ending infinitely. He saw what Life is, and what Death signifies, and why Love is stronger than both. He saw a loop, a shining circle. He saw the way forward as he looked back. He hit the backspace button as he RETVRNed from this infinite space to his body, to his bedroom, to now. He understood now. No no i want you, he replied. Sorry for the late reply I was away from my keyboard. It wasn't a lie. He had been somewhere else. He wanted to reach through the black glass, through all the 0s and 1s, through the mess of wires under the ocean, through the cloud, to grab her, take her in his big gym arms and hold her, be one. He wanted her now as she was: messy and pure, bone of his bones, flesh of his flesh, this thing to be called woman. He'd reach through the wall before she hit it. He had to. It was a love story, it all was, everything is, and always has been.
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I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.
— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024
I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t
Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.
He did the thing
Blud got doxxed
(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)
Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.
i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters
He said the line
You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day
You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.
You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.
Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.
I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.
The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.
Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person
Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.
You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.
I am Sephiroth.
That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner
What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?
Lose weight.
Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.
I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.
Baldlennial pronoun freak.
king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we
Das rite whyte boi
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Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.
A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.
As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.
SamohtGnir 81 points 1 day ago locked comment
Silly joke, women can't drive cars.
travellingathenian -22 points 22 hours ago locked comment
That's funny considering most accidents are caused by men
bonus seething in the cross posted thread on r/BlatantMisogyny
I want to report spam or abuse
This is abusive or harassing
It threatens violence or physical harm
At me
Would you rather be in a car driven by a woman or a bear?
Poll:
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This mf skimmed thru 12 hours of pornographic material to find the song
In other news, the man who brought the lost media to the Internet's attention originally, Carl92, has been outed as a coomer. And by extension, anyone who says that they recognized this song is also a coomer.
Since your pasta is dry,
https://xhamster.com/videos/angels-of-passion-1986-9452781 (song at about 1:07:31)
- SnappyIsMyWaifu : doitfgt
- JimieWhales : Carp burns an alt.
- 911roofer : Threatening self-harm
- trainspotting :
- Corp : literal ploy to get Carp back
- ShriekingGeek :
- TheOverSeether : Carp leaves, so his silly alts also leave.
- Solzhenitsyn : oh no who will stock shelves now
- Healthy : Google "The Coleman Report"
- X : @healthy
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong : pls ban if fake
- boogiecat :
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Exposure to poor people reduces support for redistribution among the rich. https://t.co/axsjAmLMuL pic.twitter.com/4Y37ck7gSf
— Rolf Degen (@DegenRolf) April 19, 2024
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A lot of retards are still asking how to remove this, so here's step by step instructions with the new CSS (now works on on tables in things like leaderboard, votes, ping group memberships, etc)
1. Go to Settings > CSS here
2. Under "Custom CSS", enter the following text:
a.username[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"].replying-to-21298 {
font-size: 0px;
padding: 0 !important;
} a.username[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"]:after, .replying-to-21298:after {
content: "CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;";
font-size: 12px;
} a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"], .replying-to-21298 {
font-size: 0px;
padding: 0;
} img {position: fixed;top: 0;left: 0;width: 100%;height: 100%;
object-fit: cover;content:url("https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841304057116618.webp")}
a[href="/@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM;"]:, .replying-to-21298:after {
font-size: 12px;
}
3. Save
That's it! His name will no longer flash and take up half the page.
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Canada's population is going supernova. The country added 410,000 working age people in the first 4 months of 2024, a 47% increase over last year.
— ForexLive (@ForexLive) May 16, 2024
National Bank chart: pic.twitter.com/iXWGpuN0iR
Leafs are literally being replaced by Indians