Writeup to possibly come later...

https://rdrama.net/post/206875/sirensirensirensiren-marsey-raids-yanderedev-grooming-livestream

Online fitness communities have a huge problem with posters asking stupid questions about weight loss because "eat less" is apparently a difficult concept. Lucky for us, the brave OG /r/fitnesscirclejerk users were around to shit on people all day. This image explains FCJ

I'm way too lazy to link funny comments, find your own drama, it all starts with a fairly simple post.

Best way to lift to keep numbers/strength while losing 5-7 lbs?

Im just doing 5x5 right now, i think Starting Strength, but I need to lose about 5-7 lbs . Should I just keep lifting the same amount of weight that I am now while trying to lose weight?

I hope that made sense, Like If I lift more I would get bigger so should I just stay at my current lifting numbers or even lessen the weight im lifting?

It takes only 2 minutes to get a response

Take a dump

Edit: Thank you to whoever downvoted me for asking a question that was not covered in the FAQ. You all are a great help to people looking for help. While answers like "Take a dump." are the top comment. /s No wonder people say avoid Fittit.

EDIT: THANKFULLY THERE WERE PEOPLE HERE WHO PMd ME WHO WERE IDIOTS AND COULD ACTUALLY READ THAT ANSWERED MY ACTUAL QUESTION WHEN THEY SAW IT WAS NOT ANSWERED IN THE FAQ.

THE IMMATURE LOSERS WHO ARE POLLUTING THIS SUBREDDIT SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND IMPROVE YOURSELF. ITS SAD WHEN PEOPLE WOULD RATHER RIDICULE THEN TEACH. PLEASE DONT REPRODUCE.

Now normally this would end here, but for some reason he keeps posting and people just keep telling him to take a dump, (i'm not quoting stuff, go find all the take a dump easter eggs)

1. Fittit, why do responses like "take a dump", which is against reddiquette, get upvoted when someone asks a question about something that is not covered in the FAQ?

2. I got -90 karma from 2 topics on r/Fitness in 1 hour because people cant read. What silliness has happened to you on reddit?

3. He even makes his own SRD thread Downvotes rain down after downvoters keep answering question that was never asked.

4. ATTN Mods- FAQ Addition Request: Can the following be added to the FAQ so beginners aren't ignorantly ridiculed for asking for info that is not covered in the FAQ please?

A month later he comes back to gloat

Thanks going out to the select few Fittit redditors who actually provided requested information. I hit my goal with no reduction in numbers.

A 7 lb. dump? Darn. Must have hurt dat dere O-ring

A good redditor posted this, unfortunately your sad kind outnumbers the opposite.

Ugh. Why do people like you exist? You are not the dark nor the light in a painting. You are simply without purpose. I can't imagine a life that involves saying the foulest of shit just in hopes of making someone, somewhere, feel a little bit worse.

The worst part about your bullshit, is that it wasn't even shocking to the point where some people could possibly find it funny. You are the burnt edge of a poptart. Something that doesn't even have the impact to ruin... just something that needs to be broken off and discarded.

How meaningless of a life you live.

This spreads to other parts of reddit too.

SRD: OldManSteve asks for weight loss advice in /r/fitness, but goes mental when someone tells him to take a dump, Drama Spills everywhere

FCJ: This just in: OldManSteve still being told to take a dump

Watch me steer OldManSteve in the right direction

More random content

A year later this is still going on and /u/oldmansteve comments in /r/fitnesscirclejerk

[TW: meta, OldManSteve, Baracuda] In which OldManSteve lurks FCJ and comments on a post about him. Also he still needs to take a dump.

The moral of this story: Take a Dump fatties.

So, you guys know me. Venerable poon hound, boozy, truck driver, all around half decent shit stain on the deteriorating tighty whiteys that is reddit.

So there I was, drinking a warm beer in a Nevada cat house. The pancakes and chicken tendies that they pass off as "World Famous Chicken and Waffles" were cooling as I furiously shit posted for the eighth time that night, socialism was in a huff and I felt my erection growing as I pieced together my smarmy title.

A husky voice whispered in my ear. The tantalizing scent of gingivitis and Pall Mall menthol cigarettes drifting to my keen nostrils.

"Hey there biggun." the voice crooned, bringing to mind my childhood and the semi collapsed double wide that was the setting for my fondest childhood memories. Setting cats on fire, sniffing diesel fuel, paying the hobo lady who collects cans to see her tits. Kid stuff.

As I turned to look at her, my first impressions were that of a late stage Whitney Houston, with more of a crack and less Bobby Brown. Smeared purple lip stick, lingerie falling apart at the seems where the mice had presumably been eating at the ketchup stains.

Two hours and twenty five dollars later I lay sweaty and spent on the linoleum of the kitchen/communal showers of the joint. I felt a chipped fingernail drag over my chest and I turned to gaze into the bloodshot eyes of the temptress beside me. The smell of taco meat and sweat made me feel we were in a Spanish villa, I had never been happier.

It was then that I noticed her tattoo, dark lines intersecting through the cellulite of her hip.

"What is that?" I asked, still lost in her gaze.

"Anahhhrchism" she exclaimed, still slightly disoriented from the love making or bath salts we had shared, I could not be sure.

In slurry tones she began to tell me about her s*x worker union co op antifa facebook group, tugging her iphone4 from her sagging breasts to show me something, the familiar view of BaconReader coming into view through the cracks of the screens and the distortions where her cleavage sweat and grease had smeared the visuals.

It was /r/anarchism

"My name on this is naw way daydioh." She enunciated in a whisper, a meaty uncut heathen peepee thrusting against my side.

"Lets bash the fash together

Sauce - https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5jrz7h/i_accidentally_had_sex_with_a_anarchist/?sort=controversial

Being banned

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/l01qwi/praise_yahweh_911roofer_goes_down_like_tower_7/?sort=controversial

Being banned again

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/mum5uv/we_havent_heard_from_911roofer_in_a_while/?sort=controversial

Why is he so terminally unfunny?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ooggcu/why_is_911roofer_so_terminally_unfunny/?sort=controversial

Why is he smoking meth?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/j9xneo/is_there_a_psychiatrist_in_this_sub/?sort=controversial

Where does he live?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nk8c9a/911roofer_try_not_to_spam_510_posts_a_day/?sort=controversial

You the man now dog!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/nhe3me/posting_to_frick_up_911roofers_3inarow/?sort=controversial

It all starts with one post outing a user as a catfisher

This leads to drama on rdrama, and multiple threads regarding the drama. Eventually, they "left".

Here's more threads about it.

https://rdrama.net/post/195287/the-fact-a-male-catfish-was

https://rdrama.net/post/195298/preemptive-strike-against-plsnope

https://rdrama.net/post/195519/the-commitment-to-the-bit-the

https://rdrama.net/post/195502/old-plsnope-comments-become-hilarious-in

https://rdrama.net/post/195315/actual-proof-that-plsnope-isnt-doe666

Here's the twitter thread that started the verification

Also, the the e-thot verifies themselves, the so-called "gays" of rdrama do what they do best, and that is well, be a disgusting simp online:

Just look at their wall lmao, lots of creeps and coomers

Let me know if I missed anything

Miss that neighbor so much even tho he was kinda arrogant and didn't reply to my nonsensical off topic comments.

I've been informed that this post may be a possible troll, so I won't be engaging with you in good faith. Your behavior makes me sincerely doubt you are “Master” of anything, and I most certainly did not “lawl” [sic].

Is this the kind of low effort post we are allowing in this sub now?

@snallygaster I am also still trying to farm recollections of the "drama lolcows wikia" (now fandom), here is an old post I made about it:

https://rdrama.net/h/museumofrdrama/post/155320/does-anyone-remembers-the-rdrama-lolcows

@Hotep discuss

/u/Fantastic_Monk_8797 seems to have nuked the original post, there has to be archives though

He also still posts on /r/crack to this day.

Why is snappy downmarseying me?

>I'm a drama regular who's fricking up his whole life

>This is a seriouspost. I am a regular here who posts all the time. Sometimes I spend eight hours at a time on drama or looking for shit to post. I think it's starting to frick up my life. I'm 26/m and live with my parents. Total fricking NEET. I need help but I have no friends IRL and nothing going on. I could post to a straggy sub for self-improvement, but I'd rather see if you autists could fricking get serious for a second and help me

>More info: I'm not really into video games or anime, mostly cause I can't afford any of that shit and I've never seen the appeal of anime, respectively. I have a high IQ - unironically - but never finished college cause I had no motivation or direction. My biggest addiction is literally shitposting. I have about 40 Reddit alts where I troll various subs, mostly women's subs, T_D, drama, etc.

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>i'm not OP and not in his position, but i'm fricked up for other reasons, and your post inspired me to go to therapy. i'm just miserable and depressed and have failed several attempts to create a social life or date women after my break up. i mean i actually did succeed but i just gave up and went back to being miserable cause it just didn't do anything for me. i've managed to go to the gym consistently but still miserable.

>most of my thoughts are "why bother getting better, life is pointless anyway", but frick it, i can't stay like this anymore, it's utterly miserable, there is no point.

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>Honestly my brain just needs a certain amount of SNRIs to function correctly, as soon as I started it was like I was suddenly living in the same world everyone else was, instead of that dark, isolated place. I've rarely had any mood symptoms since.

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Turn off your computer. Turn off your smartphone.

Take a shower.

Go to a Starbucks every day. Buy a coffee. Sit in the lounge. Spend an hour writing what you feel or observe. Freewrite, if you must.

Turn your computer back on. Go to Meetup.com and look for social gatherings near you that are low effort, and welcoming to newcomers. Go, make friends. Bullshit about your past if anyone asks.

>i tried all this, and i hated it so much i went back into social isolation. people are such twats, idk what it is. i'm not in the same position as OP, but i'm pretty isolated and anti social in general, every time i try to do shit like you said, i fricking hate everyone i meet.

>they are all boring, and they all just talk for the sake of talking, because you're standing there so you have to talk, cause that is what socializing is. about 30 mins in i get bored and want to kill myself. the only person i liked socializing with was my ex gf, but she went crazy and dumped me and joined a spiritual cult and moved cities, and now i just kinda wanna kill myself (for real not figuratively like when i try to socialize with normies). it's weird to be serious posting on this sub, but frick it, i'll probably delete this gay troll account anyway.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4cnbk?sort=controversial

Lots of WORDSX3 which I'm not going to read because I'm not a fricking NEET giving and receiving life advice on gayddit

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Whoever has this much to write can be safely assumed to be a NEET too

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4nd2l?sort=controversial

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>Man, you sound a lot like me 8 months ago when I pathetically whimpered out of uni with no qualification to my name, and 4 years and £40k debt. [Read this post in my history for proof]

>There's no real no-cheesy advice I can give to you, as all of our problems are so personal and it would take hours of talk to even begin to understand what living in your situation is like, nevermind your mindset or feelings that must be tearing at you for so long. What I can do, if it helps, is talk about how I have made progress after living a similarly bleak and frustrating few years. If you want to you can be PM me, but if you can't be asked/don't want to I'll just say this:

>My life only got better when my situation radically (and irreversibly) changed from the environment that had, through years of coddling, conditioned my mind to adopt the disgusting life I led. It took moving, mixed with a huge schedule change (waking up very early for my job), and being forced, through work, to interact with people for hours everyday. My internet-induced social autism hated the last one, but the human brain craves that shit more than anything, and the social pressure of real people in your life kinda naturally straighten your previously degenerate ways out.

>Finally, if you ever, ever, ever feel suicidal, use the old "I'm such a piece of shit I won't even commit to suicide" method to ward off those thoughts, as usually (at least for me) its true.

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ONLY GOOD ADVICE

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/86e8f8/comment/dw4jal6?sort=controversial

STEP 1 IS TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

These are the women calling John oliver sexy

@IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu

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