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Ryan Cohen on Twitter

Despite claiming to be waging a war on Wall Street GME "apes" remain eternally convinced that there is one good billionaire: Ryan Cohen, who they think communicates with them by posting cryptic Tweets. They're unable to find any hidden messages in this one, though, only manchild rage

Let’s remember to be kind to one another everyone! Ape no fight ape. Ape love ape. We are all individuals and have different perspectives and opinions but at the end of the day it’s GameStop that brings us all together. Let’s remember to stay civil and funkalicious to one another! 💜🎷🐓♋️

This is the way

This is the way

what i’m thinking is he didn’t like how lockdowns were used to short brick and mortar stores. the byproduct. i could be totally wrong.

Ok, I was wrong, they're still as good at finding hidden messages in everything as always. Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend

Bad taste. Many of my friends and family who worked in the medical field have left it due to being scarred seeing so many people die during the pandemic.

Some good arguing over whether the virus was fake under this comment

First off, no, I'm not any kind of fantastic professional chef. I passed a technical school food prep course with a C+ back in high school and have worked fast food jobs for the combined total of maybe a year and a half.

That said, I am an amazing desperation chef. I've been making edible meals out of scraps since I learned how to use the microwave at 8 years old. I once survived for two weeks on three packages of Ramen, some bullion cubes, a package of hot dogs, various seasonings, and $10.

My desperation cooking days appear to be at an end, however, I would like to pass on my accrued real-world knowledge in hopes that someone between jobs or a poor zoomer doesn't starve to death.

ghetto chili

Peel and slice some potatoes. The thinner the better since the potato starch is what's going to thicken this up. Add skim milk and noodles and let simmer over low heat while covered, stirring often. We're going to get a gravy-ish broth here, so if it starts getting too thin leave uncovered for a bit to evaporate or add more noodles. You can add butter or oil if you'd like, I try to avoid it unless the noodles are really sticking.

Once it's thickened a bit add pepper. Shit tons of it. And a little salt, too. Stir it very well, and it should become a sort of disgusting gray color. Taste often to achieve target. Add veggies if you like.

US Vice President Kamala Harris appeared in public in a very strange state pic.twitter.com/q7vFfNK9GS

— Spriter (@Spriter99880) May 11, 2023

Requesting marseybutterfingers, for when marsey is clumsy. Sort of like but marsey dropped a gun and is fumbling it as it falls to the ground and shoots in random directions.

Inspired by this comment:

https://rdrama.net/post/169847/lunchtime-rowdies-get-copspraymarseyxd/4138576#context

Reward is all of my DC

just going out on a limb here to say that the son "prefers his women blonde" as well, huh?

sigh, why can't straight men go 30 seconds without sexualizing everything that moves?

Xe says unironically having xe's sexuality

as xer entire personality

And yet we're the pedos

aside from the grooming, the whole obsession with twins absolutely blows my mind

Ew. Like all of the ew.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Appropriating aave AND sexualising children? Jesus Christ that's an awful post...

NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN APPROPRIATION OF AAVE

Frick these people. The city has very few immediate options for housing these individuals. If not a closed school then where? Also what exactly is their reason for opposing them in “their neighborhood” that isn’t xenophobia? Others I know have said the city hasn’t done enough for current residents, which is true, but how does making these people sleep on floors of police stations change that?

Lol Chicagocels

No unhinged rants, no pedophilic attacks, no social justice diatribes?

You feeling alright bardy?

Whatcha think !bardfinn?

Not feeling so good

I haven't watch any TV shows in months since I re-watched The Wire for the 4th time.

The only shows I watch now are Succession and recently Silo (which I liked), but both are once a week

Anyone see any new shows in the last year or so worth watching?

!doctors it's happening again!

What the psychiatrychads actually wrote

Question Is nondisordered cannabis use (NDCU) among US adolescents associated with adverse psychosocial events?

Findings In this cross-sectional study of 68 263 adolescents, NDCU was approximately 4 times more common than cannabis use disorder (CUD). NDCU and CUD were both significantly associated with adverse psychosocial events in a stepwise gradient manner.

Meaning These findings suggest that adolescents with NDCU or CUD had increased odds of adverse psychosocial events.

The redditoids are ANGRY

https://old.reddit.com/r/science/comments/13clmmy/study_has_found_that_teens_who_use_cannabis/?sort=controversial&=;limit=500

79% upvoted, 3694 comments

Just ctrl+F "self medicating" or "self medication" (with or without the hyphen). Literally dozens of comments worth of cope... and that's just with 500 visible!

Top comment, actually:

Wouldn't surprise me if young people who self medicate in general are more likely to have an underlying condition that could use real treatment...

In my experience most people who do drugs regularly are mentally ill and/or traumatized, and they do drugs to cope BECAUSE of their mental illness and trauma. They didn’t become mentally ill from doing drugs (though some drugs worsen their symptoms)

B-word, I did shrooms because I was celebrating passing exams. I treat my mental illness by posting terrible content online, thanks.

Know what's really telling? Redditoids assume that kids are blazing it because they're unhappy . Case in point:

Why did these kids use cannabis recreationally in the first place do you think? Because they were perfectly happy and contented with life before?

Why can't redditoids understand that teenagers do things for fun?

Profoundly stupid comment chain. Choice bits:

For ADHD, it is a marvelous drug

And because these are redditoids, we make it about their two favorite things: student loans and the fricking Middle East.

Can't have a beer but it's ok to saddle them with 6 figure debt or send them to the front lines to spread democracy.

I'm gonna say it: I don't give a rat's butt about bombs falling in the Middle East, I'm sick of pretending that I do, and "bombing brown people" is actual NPC-speak.

Another perennial favorite among redditoids: "how can we solve this problem with medicare4all?"

Not sure why alcohol is 21. We need more health coverage not more limitation.

This redditoid didn't read the article, and doesn't know what "observational study" means, but he's sounding off anyway! When someone suggests reading the article, he goes "no u" about ADHD meds

It is also funny when a know-it-all doesn't see that people with mental health problems try all the stimulants at some point trying to achieve a feel of normalcy.

At least, I think he's talking about ADHD meds. Maybe he thinks THC is a stimulant, idk.

"Hey look a very biased very small medical study"

To quote the doctorchads:

In this cross-sectional study of 68,263 adolescents

Biggest persecution complex in the thread:

And this is where the 'researchers' jump the shark and expose their right wing agenda. Are they suggesting that putting children at risk in prisons and ruining their lives with a criminal record is a good solution to the mental and emotional disorders these children are suffering?

Bonus points for not knowing what "jumping the shark" means

Other redditors try to calm him down, but he's seethemaxxing

I can't see them suggesting [prison] anywhere. Can you link to them suggesting that?

The quote I include in my post. That suggests the authors believe that they favor continuing laws against drug use. And that is a right-wing position.

Angry redditoid blames society , accuses the authors of saying something that they never said

This is yet another case of an article claiming that ice cream causes shark attacks. This subreddit is just constantly inundated with bad reporting, on substandard research, that I'm about to just filter it out altogether. They just need to rename this subreddit /r/badscience.

Absolutely no causal link was established in any way whatsoever. And they just utterly ignore the obvious confounding variable that these kids are probably all depressed to begin with. Because, you know, this world sucks now.

"We're just, like, cogs in the machine, man"

They became aware at just how messed up things are. The kids who dont smoke are still living in la la land and haven’t figured out yet that they’re a cog.

Redditoid doesn't understand that the FDA studies every drug for side effects

Every anti depressant on the market from pharmaceutical companies have risk of suicide listed as a potential side effect. But let's demonize weed.

"NOOOOO!!! You can't objectively study my favorite drug's adverse effects! Weed is SPECIAL! It's BEYOND scrutiny!!!"

More "kids are doing it for mental health and not because it's fun" nonsense

The stupid motherlovers still wanna make it about mental health, won't admit that "fun" is a thing.

One redditoid says "well, there are people who say alcohol is harmless!" Another asks why nobody's talking about the dangers of caffeine.

Thread full of all-around stupidity. My favorite line might be this:

Seems like you’re placing a big importance on the physical qualities of your lungs (empty bags that take in and process air)

"Watch stoners come out of the woodwork like alcoholics, when you call them out. I have yet to meet one person that consumes weed daily and is emotionaly well adjusted."

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!

Let's be honest, though, the vast majority of use of any substance cannot be reduced simply to "self-medication." Kids do this stuff for fun, you could categorize literally anything that takes your mind off the existential dread that haunts us all as self-medication.

Aaaaand he's getting pushback.

I really don’t think theres data to support that “most kids do this stuff for fun”. I’m sure some kids do this for fun. But it’s pretty typical for adults and kids with mental struggles to be more likely to use substances to escape or cope.

Maybe we could make a better world that people don't feel like they need to escape from?

MUH TEMPORALITY, says a guy who didn't read the paper.

One guy says what everyone else was thinking

All the cope in this thread is embarrassing

Frick

I can't with Redditoids' "opinions" on drugs anymore. You can tell that everyone here thinks he's an expert on and the War on Drugs because he watched a few YouTube clips of "The Wire."

This your superteam Suns anyone?

KD has 2 from the field but also deflected an alleyoop in for Denver

Get dunked on greedy ring chaser

Man picky neighbors here.

Yes, I have censored my username since many of you STRAGS cannot be trusted.