If you spend enough time on R drama you'll notice a common theme - everyone is 6'4, well educated, and wealthy.

But something doesn't add up. Too many people here are really fricking dumb, there's no way they're well educated.

Even more interesting is if you spend enough time on groomercord in r drama related servers you'll quickly notice almost all of them are drunk every single day, and seemingly have a lot of free time.

A favorite example of mine is circo - a man that spent years spamming "neet" at everyone that attacked him.

Come to find out circo himself was a NEET and vanished after his s*x worker lady friend (batarang) kicked him out.

My hypthosis is the bulk of drama users are probably unemployed, unhappy, and socially r-slurred.

Look at how quickly they simp for any foid that shows up here.

Holy frick you guys some of u need a life if u actually listen to this guy's podcast and already knew he was chonk

So apparently the leader of the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR), Carp, has invited a new "queen" to the website:

https://rdrama.net/post/175723/marseymindblown/4280451

Naturally, those pathetic creatures started fighting for her attention. Both in that thread and on her profile wall: https://rdrama.net/@PlsNope

So, who is she*, who are they simping for? Let's find out. I want to note that all the screenshots in this post are from the first page of her reddit profile.

^{* - Her biological s*x remains unconfirmed.}

She's an insecure foid who frequently posts on /r/FreeCompliment

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13w1ttf/my_hair_color_has_finally_settled_in/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13ufhrg/i_finally_settled_on_a_new_hair_color/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13gqcww/id_appreciate_some_nice_words_since_im_not_good/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/13d2y6a/could_use_a_confidence_boost_thank_you/?sort=controversial

She's looking for friends on /r/MakeNewFriendsHere

https://old.reddit.com/r/MakeNewFriendsHere/comments/13rreey/25f_anyone_want_to_be_a_nice_distraction_from/?sort=controversial

She's "frustrated at getting hit on and feeling creeped out by guys at a MtG event"

Despite her constant cries for attention, she's apparently getting too much of it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/13mc3y6/please_dont_hit_on_the_women_you_get_paired/?sort=controversial

Not gonna lie, if this is real, this guy is pretty based:

https://old.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/13quugi/i_posted_about_being_frustrated_at_getting_hit_on/?sort=controversial

Summary

This is the kind of women the Pathetic Simps of Rdrama (PSoR) simp for. This is NOT a good look for Carp. Frankly, at this point, I think a honorable suicide is his only way out.

@pizzashill I want to hear your take on this.

This is Michael Cassidy. He is a devout Christian and former military officer.

Michael just tore down and beheaded the Satan idol that was erected in the Iowa Capitol.

Not all heroes wear capes. pic.twitter.com/8j9z31lxop

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) December 14, 2023

Look what they did to my Dark Lord

The title was actually supposed to say Marseydex but I left it as the typo because that seemed like it would get more viewers since you're all sexually disordered predators.

Anyway

There are apparently 1017 Pokemon in existence according to this page. And I remember MissingNo so make that 1018 I guess. We have a few Pokemarseys already, but we have nowhere near 1017 of them.

And that's where you come in, artcels and !badgemaxxers.

Create a Marsey equivalent of a Pokemon and submit it (SEE RULES AT THE BOTTOM FOR TAGGING REQUIREMENTS). You'll get 500dc per approved Pokemarsey and you will ALSO receive a Pokebadge to go with the funkos and other gay shit you collected during the Marseyvengers, Assemble! event. They will make great conversation pieces in your pod combination living room/dining room/bedroom.

How do you earn these? I don't know yet! Let me google more Pokemon things, please hold.

1. THE BOULDER BADGE.

Submit a ROCK or STEEL or NORMAL TYPE POKEMON.

2. THE CASCADE BADGE.

Submit a WATER or ICE TYPE POKEMON.

3. THE THUNDER BADGE

Submit an ELECTRIC or FLYING TYPE POKEMON.

4. THE RAINBOW BADGE

Submit a GRASS or FAIRY TYPE POKEMON.

5. THE SOUL BADGE

Submit a POISON or BUG TYPE POKEMON.

6. THE MARSH BADGE

Submit a PSYCHIC or GHOST TYPE POKEMON.

7. THE VOLCANO BADGE

Submit a FIRE or DRAGON TYPE POKEMON.

8. THE EARTH BADGE

Submit a GROUND or FIGHTING or DARK TYPE POKEMON.

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RULES

• Pokemon with multiple types will count for whichever one I feel like giving you for it, you do NOT get two badges for one Pokemon.

• Tags must include (AND NOTHING ELSE): pkmn, pokemon, and whatever the name of the pokemon is. THIS IS REQUIRED FOR IT TO REGISTER FOR YOUR FREE STUFF. Do not shit it up with like "electric, nintendo, bibeo game" and the like.

• Capys and Carpseys also work, and if someone has already made like a MarseyCharmander or whatever you can submit another one, just have it look different than theirs.

• No low effort.

If I'm overlooking anything with Pokemon mechanics please let me know. This is all based on google and vague old memories.                                                                                                                   

Courtesy of carp, a brief summary regarding the elaborate @PlsNoCoal catfish saga for those out of the loop:

A few months after being exposed as a fraud, PlsNope resumed posting on rDrama, though arguably with less fervor as when they were pretending to be a cute neurodivergent goth girl. Despite everything, PlsNope still maintains they are a cis woman:

PlsNope was given her second grass award by yours truly after careful analysis of the PlsNope persona which demonstrated the following:

1. PlsNope has male opinions, such as rhetoric akin to slut-shaming of our own poor homegrown slut, Ted_simp. While not definitive, one would expect to see some sisterly kinship or empathy shown towards a fellow cis woman who also experiences PTSD (@pizzashill traumatic stress disorder).

2. PlsNope has male behavior. As evidenced by the neurodivergent OF thot stalking/catfishing saga of course. They were also previously grassed and did not touch grass. Very sus, what are they hiding? Kind of reminds me of someone I know.. but I must have blackfaced it out of my memory..

3. PlsNope writes like a man. While this intuitively appears to be the case to me, a man, I also plugged a random sampling of PlsNope's long or effortposts into gender analysis tools for objectivity and the results significantly skew male.

Now, on to the betting!

PlsNope is a:

Rules:

• Male voters will win if PlsNope submits a manhand/ambiguously gendered/questionable/low quality grass hand pic OR if the ban from the grass award times out on Jan 6, 2024.

Examples:

• Female voters will win if PlsNope submits a grass pic clearly showing a females hand, thus proving my conclusion wrong and potentially renewing their base of simps and carps affection/fascination for a notorious femcel foid stalker.

Examples:

Good luck everyone!

!goomblers !biofoids !fellas !whites

UPDATE: @PlsNoCoal is a cis woman! (Probably!)

Underdogs win!

Congrats on your W @QuadNarca!

Thanks for playing everyone!

And it happened last year!

!commies

Don't you just love happy endings?

I knyow literawwy nyothing abwout this situation, Ive like just had a cwoupwal of the gwiwwas suggest I interview Mewwo, swo I set out two dwo swome recwon and see if it was worth my tim, and Pweviouswy it seemed swomewhat shawwow and pedantic, hwowewer I am nyow 100% invested in making this happen

Anyonye want two give mwe the wore dwop, aww I knyow is hes been bannyed with owor 109 different accwounts and is awwegedwy a stalker??? Thanks but go off

What are your biggest unpopular opinions on cinema? It could be about movies, directors, actors, characters, anything.

Personally my headcanon is that @Landlord_Messiah is just a fake character made to satirize rightoids, his takes are just that cartoonish, and she doesn't even like Trump and the real person behind this character is a woman, who just doesn't want a flood of simps in her DMs, so she created LLM. What's your personal headcanon about other users on the site?

“I'm German.”

“Were you born in Germany?”

“No.”

“Are you a German citizen?”

“No.”

“Do you speak German?”

“No.”

“Have you ever visited Germany?”

“No.”

“Then why do you call yourself ‘German’ and not American?”

“Because I think my late great-great-great-grandmother was.”

— 𝔊𝔲𝔣𝔱𝔞𝔳 (@Sonnenmensh) January 26, 2024

first our german brother disowns his long lost cousins

and the nationally homeless 👃donut like this ☹️

>German diaspora

>I could totally pass as german (I am fat and neurodivergent)

>but black people aren't german either!!@

lmao

The amerimutt is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a german, italian, polack, irish, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an amerimutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"

TL;DR at the bottom of this post.

This is metadrama and a seriouspost, so if you're not about that, then avert your eyes and scroll away. The past two months have been absolute heck on my life, and I want to make an open post about it.

I'm Amby. I recently changed my username because too many people thought I was a "gimmick account" larping as an actual goblin or something? They're idiots. But yeah, let's talk about me for a second.

I'm 28 years old, a foid, and a genuine/diagnosed neurodivergent schizo. I am also a substance addict, which I never hid on here. I'm not capable of living independently and I live off of public resources. Doesn't matter if you believe it or not. I never lied about who I was or larped on here. I had several members look after one of my subreddits when I went inpatient in June. But what this means is that my mental and physical health symptoms often go above and beyond what the internet considers "funny schizoposting".

I left this forum in a bad state at the beginning of a psychotic break that ended up lasting about 45 days straight where I was convinced that almost everyone in my immediate life was trying to murder me or harass me into suicide. I mean mostly offline, but this even included my own friends on Groomercord. But, all of a sudden mean comments made about me on this website became deathly serious. And I know saying that will attract wolves to this post saying "KEEP YOURSELF SAFE" or "I am going to kill you". (Haha funny, epic post dude! I bet you're in my walls too! 🙄)

I was voluntarily homeless for about two weeks due to me not feeling safe anywhere I stayed, and this included staying in nature/the woods and using public WiFi and Uber as I wished. I've lost 15lbs since last posting here. I've lost about 40% of my hair due to the stress of my beliefs (persecutory delusions) and actions - I'm wearing $400 hair extensions weaved into my own just to get it shoulder-length again.

Where did I get $400? Don't ask. I have more debt than that. I've ruined my credit and am expecting a lawsuit and I may draft a /h/peakpoors post with juicy details, since I have no garnishable wages I don't expect consequences other than a destroyed record. It could be worse. Kek.

I'm on an antipsychotic and some medication for my hair. I still don't feel good about any of this, or that it all happened semi-publicly. I have no internet presence and have poor makings for a lolcow, so if that was your goal, sorry I made you fail miserably, haha. If I've ever offended you, take this as my quiet apology. My life is fricked up and I am in pain. I'm deeply traumatized and I really wish I could be left alone.

My last note is that if you're someone who harassed me when I was in a poor state of mind, you're one of the lowest users on here. That includes calling me all this gay bullshit like a "gimmick poster" or "power user", and that also includes everyone who has accused me of larping or being male in any sense of the word.

I get that I can't completely stop accusations of me larping or being a man, or the power user nonsense. But for those who have common sense, frick off with it. Now.**

I wish I could be happy here again. Maybe in another month or two? I'm sorry Carp and I'm sorry Aevann. You two are mostly good people from what I've seen. Maybe I'm not a good person. All I wanted to do was contribute to the site and make Marsey emojis. 🙁***

Peace out for at least a bit longer,

Amby xoxo

**Current pictures included to show that I'm the same girl as the previous picture for my badge, I'm not a dude. For the last fricking time. I have never been anyone other than a (slowly getting less) fat goblincore alt girl with some serious issues. I'm not going to respond to rude comments here. But whoever is my friend on this website deserves to know what happened to me.

***And no, I'm probably not coming back full-time. Maybe I'll log in every now and then but this website just isn't fun anymore with how badly I've gotten treated on it. I don't understand how in a sea of heckin' valid Bardfinns and actual lolcows, I got targeted worse than anyone else on here, honestly what the frick, guys?

TL;DR: Bussy lmao. I'm seriously insane and r-slurred, I'm not a man, and the amount of seethe I generate on this website by existing is hilarious