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Is it beneficial to be a woman on this site? Let's take a look

@JustASluttyB-word recently made this post decrying that their post looking for people to play Yugioh with received far less comments than my post looking for people to play MTG with did. Little did he know, I made that post not to actually find anyone to play with because I expected no one would offer, and I made that post solely after seeing his to make this post analyzing what the positives of being a woman on here are, because I knew someone would point out that previous point and the supposed double standard.

How many people actually offered to play with me?

In short, zero. The only person who said they were down was Carp, who primarily made his reply to continue the bit of "simping" for me, but I will get to that later.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873783507191784.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873783578887978.webp

These are the two DMs I received in response to my post. One of them bizarre and seems like some kind of bit. The other complaining about WOTC being "woke" which I could not care about in the slightest. Neither jumping at the chance to play or providing any sense of validation.

The comments on my post

Well as the above post details, I received a lot of comments on my post, so clearly there must be simps and people itching to play with me in the replies, right? Not exactly. Let's see:

First there are geniuses who don't realize me mentioning "playing at a competitive level once" as a warning was an obvious joke.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873791179285138.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873791128819501.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873792035861783.webp

Then there are those who repeat the same tired thing about women not playing card games or that being a woman and playing a card game makes you a pickme or "not like other girls"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873791055880194.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873793938615465.webp

Finally the declaration that the thread would assuredly be full of "hardcore simping".

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873791002813907.webp

Here is my original post if you would like to go through the comments yourself and find the "hardcore simping" that this top comment predicts would be there. I'd love to see it.

I can't believe so many of you fall for the obvious bait

I know incels are braindead and as predictable and obvious as the phases of the moon but it still shocks me how many people continue to fall for the bit of Carp "simping" for me. I'm sorry to him for kind of ruining his bit but he clearly finds it funny how people accuse him of simp behavior and how they react negatively to it. Any functioning human being who actually talks to other people other than the Internet and has more than two braincells clanging around their head can see that's the case. We don't talk in private at all and his responses are clearly geared to rile up that crowd and they keep taking the bait over and over again. Jesus Christ. It's honestly sad.

In conclusion

I would prefer if people didn't know what I look like and that I'm female since the majority of comments I receive about my looks are "basic ethot/5 out of 10/mid/BPD whore" (which honestly doesn't really bother me because I actually go outside and receive a totally different reaction out in the wild so I know here it is just lazy trolling/general incel stuff and I like how I look and am confident in myself) but it is repetitive and boring and the near constant "you have so many simps" comments drown out so much of my interactions on here.

Maybe I will just abandon this account and make a totally anonymous one if I get too annoyed, I shall see.

!biofoids discuss

TL;DR: stop being r-slurred

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873803625592272.webp

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developing meltdown in thread gay men are banning straights for being pedos :marseyconfused2:

@sirpingsalot got banned for being a p-dophile, based on the evidence in this thread https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/202790/rdramas-pdo-problem/4942931#context

specifically this, which I missed the first time I saw the thread :marseyteehee:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16941219803108203.webp

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  • Losercel : won't bother reading but stop pinging me please
  • gaslighter : :gaslighter:
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Confession Thread :fatpriest:

It’s been awhile since the last one.

Confess your sins, trauma, and/or dramatic things:#marseypope:

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Faces of rDrama

Please join me in celebrating our wonderful rdrama users, y'all are beautiful.

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:capych#ad3: .

Did I miss anyone? Please contribute.

Edit: goddam, there's a lot of self doxxers here...

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  • whyareyou : Ban users who don't chud anyone in six consecutive months, it's the only way forward
  • DickButtKiss : The bi yearly "chuds are taking over" thread
  • KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : And every time the thread is correct but doesn't change anything.
  • Rankine_911 : make me a janny i promise i'll only abuse my authority a little

!jannies kill urselves u inactive trash

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What's your tech confession that will have the rest of rDrama like :marseyknifecat:?

First off, I know, Reddit-tier meme title.

But I must CONFOOS

:marseycrusade:

1TB is enough for me and I've only needed to use 2TB storage twice in my life.

I just upgraded all my devices around the house to USB-C, this means everything from vapes to flash drives too.

I literally cannot see past 60FPS, and 30 to 60 has never been a huge deal to me. All that fuss over slightly smoother animation? Really?

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:marseyaustralian: REFERENDUM DAY THREAD:!platyaboriginal: [Current status- 6/6 STATES +60% NO TOTAL CHUD VICTORY :chudspin::chudspin::chudspin::chudspin:]

!strayans !strayans !strayans IN IN IN

I've timed this to go out at midday AEDT and I'll try keep it active until the referendum is called sometime tonight.

Carp aevann pls pin, but if they don't I'm gonna use my limited coins to pin it myself when something happens.

  • Sneed- Marcia Langton says reconciliation is dead

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/177al7z/the_referendum_campaign_has_cemented_racism_into?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1779l8f/marcia_langton_whatever_the_outcome?sort=controversial

  • News- last minute Newspoll shows Yes gain by 3 points (still losing tho)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/177bsfg/australians_make_an_11th_hour_swing_towards_yes?sort=controversial

  • Sneed- Dutton is literally drumpfh

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1772vqc/peter_dutton_is_australias_figurehead_of_fear_and?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1774esn/peter_dutton_is_australias_figurehead_of_fear_and?sort=controversial

  • Sneed- "Once again, it seems only white men know what's best for Aboriginal peoples"

https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/177c35i/once_again_it_seems_only_white_men_know_best_for?sort=controversial

Anyway, how was voting (if you're doing it on the day)? What result are you expecting? What result do you want?

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The cope is coming from inside the house! Derek Chauvin loses final appeal to Supreme Court. Rightoids cope and seethe

https://media.giphy.com/media/6tLGVh90SlseZ0ZmKK/giphy.webp

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EDIT: USE THIS LINK, NOT THE ONE IN THE THREAD - https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/elaine-april-gertler-miller-elaine-gertler-miller-elaine-miller-elaine-gertler-lainey-inplie-magixel-trollcow.87610/page-242#post-17470116

Anyway we have a highly visible person here now

Please say hecko to @P-dophile_Pissminge (original name Trollcow, but namelocked despite the Newhat through a series of hilarious mishaps)

Sprate describes her thusly:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047255923349543.webp

As we are a Fair & Balanced website, @P-dophile_Pissminge rebuts these assertions with this video.

There's been a bit of a back and forth between them for a couple days now as Sprate responds to her tweets and rDrama posts with KF comments and Trollcow responds to Sprate's KF comments with tweets of screenshots of them and rDrama. It's very convoluted but the key takeaway is that rDrama is being seen and I think that's fun.

@P-dophile_Pissminge blocked @Sprate it seems

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047255933169634.webp

but has also tweeted this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17047255932586145.webp

so I've just given him Unblockable to avoid any nasty cognitive dissonance. Which brings us to the crux of this thread:

I need 11k to offset this cost. This is a fundraiser. I spent it to bring you all future content, I think 22k is a good goal for this fundraiser; it's not a huge ask, it's not an especially large profit, but it does incentivize further fieldwork as I was responsible for bringing @P-dophile_Pissminge here in the first place.

Failure to meet goal will signal clearly to me that rDrama prefers the carp blogposts and I will be happy to oblige. I have an absolutely riveting story to share about the boring blue boy painting from Coraline.

Thanks!

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  • Soren : gay
  • rDramaHistorian : I put on eyeshadow while listening to Something In The Way every night
  • ManBearFridge : Nose too greasy
  • WildStar : terminal foid nonsense
  • jesus : The absolute state of rdrama :!marseytrain:s thinking they can chime in 🤣🤣
  • MayflyAlt-98 : >11 saved :marseyshook: Also i want to lick that woman's cheeks
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Biofoids Skincare Discussion

Hey, !biofoids :marseyexciteddance:

A new year is here, and I thought it would be neat to trade skincare routines/products and discuss them. Perhaps we can get some good recommendations from each other!

For mine:

Current Daily cocktail:

COSRX Snail 92 All-in-one cream

Tretinoin 0.025% cream

Melazepam (Azelaic acid)

Galactomyces essence

Moisturize throughout the day with Hada Labo gokujyun hydrating lotion

I try to do a chemical peel at least one a week, try do have IPL treatments every 4-6 months.

Anyone else have some GOAT products or regimens that they wanna share?

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  • 0 : This thread got a lot of people upset
  • Quint : That was a lot of work. Never doing that again
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Angriest Users of RDrama :malding:

There are some people on here that consistently get really angry, and I think that's kind of funny.

I'm not talking about people that hold r-slurred internet viewpoints (commies, fascists, racists, ziggers, leftoids, incels, etc). I'm talking about people that are prone to completely flipping their lid, it just so happens that most of them also have r-slurred internet viewpoints

Who are you favorite ragecows? Be sure to ping them with ragebait. When people make their submissions, I'll make a poll so the champion can be crowned THE KING OF MALDING.

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Lmao can we talk about exactly why Lawlz likes Reddit more than this place? :marseyclueless: :requiredreading:

!dramatards !metashit I love Lawlz as much as the next person but I think we're taking his comment a little too seriously. There's a pretty good chance he's legitimately covering his butt in case his, heh, movie career takes off. Odds are he's simply outgrown wanting to shitpost with us. It happens :marseyshrug: Dude was always a little normie pilled :marseyregular:

He says there's too many chuds but let's not overlook this statement of his.

joking aside though I really do think the dust has settled and the admins wouldn't really care if we reopened so long as we behaved ourselves and just kept it to slightly edgy humor like back in the day.

He's legitimately forgotten how much they hate us. Like @Redactor0 said he's forgotten or never learned about events like the place Marsey that prove how irrational the admin disdain for us is. How they'll janny for no reason at the mere reminder we exist. There's no way we could go back. rDrama would be Final Solutioned if it turned active again and if a whole lot of accounts that the turbo mops have red flagged all move back to it at once. I'm fairly certain our early baitops subs were banned just because Reddit will deploy auto-guided mops to any sub that immediately gains too many tracked no-no users :marseyjanny:

And like @Stoicpeace said a lot of us are IP/device/whatever the frick else banned on Reddit so we can't just start fresh. Sure there's ways around this but I personally don't care to put that effort into just shitposting when I can do that here. Sure it can be worth it for the rare baitop but Lawlz would have the rest of us jump through hoops just to use Reddit normally. Why? So I can see all those /r/movies posts I was really missing out on? :marseysmug3:

And why does Lawlz even want the subreddit back? :marseyconfused2: Putting aside the chud talk :littlestchuddy: This site is superior to Reddit on a technical level :capychad3: We have the dramacoin system and fun awards. More customizable profiles. It's easy to embed images and videos into comments plus we can share music files. The UI isn't aids like New Reddit and is customizable. There's never as much input lag either. :pepehacker:

Lawlz seems to have an obsession with Reddit in particular and I don't think he ever liked the idea of an off-site. It simply doesn't matter to him that this place is better. It's funny to me that one comment from him twisted this site into a chud war when the simple truth is that Lawlz just likes Reddit itself :idontknow:

He doesn't much think about us at all

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076132595751424.webp :#marseysulk:

But this isn't to say our occasional Salem Chud trials aren't funny in their own way :marseypopcorn:

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important poll in thread First ted, now penny? Simpbros, it's over

@pizzashill has won

(Don't mention the other foids still here idc about them)

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Nominate your favorite foid here.

First to +100 wins an interview.

If none reach goal, I will choose the one with the lowest score.

NO previously demopped foids.

MUST be in the biofoids ping group.

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Apparently r/drama has their own offsite Reddit alternative
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I guess :marseyshrug: this is gwoodbye

It seems I have been fuwwy dwoxxed by swomeonye. Haven't wooked intwo it bc I dwon't want two get upset. Tbh I nyewer cared that much abwout dwoxxing because i am nyot racist :marseykkk: or hwomwophwobic or anything.

I was mainwy here just two make jwokes, the vast majwority of which were self-depwecating. I nyewer invited meta dwama or published anything :marseycoleporter: pwivate myself. This was an outlet fwor humwor fwor me. Life is hard enyough. I have onwy dated dwamatards since 2020 (Befwore that I was celibate :marseybetauprising: 5 years, mainwy due two cancer)….i just reawwy vibe with the sense of humwor here I guess. It was a wot mwore innyocent than peopwal think.

If it was Rdwama histworian, I dwo in fact fworgive u. U're pwetty ywoung and u'ww gwow with tim. I abswowlutewy dwon't hwowld a gwudge. It's just life. I knyow u've mentionyed mwe surviving cancer :marseyhitchens: but what I nyewer mentionyed is I have two separate pwositions where :marseydrama: I mentwor cancer :marseymetokur: patients (onye on onye and anyother with speeches abwout my experience at large :marseyslimeblue: fundwaising events). I reawwy dwo twy two give mwore than I take. I have mentionyed my tim in the hwospitwl fwor psych issues (stiww a pwetty gwave thing I'm gwoing thwough). I dwon't talk abwout hwow I reach out two thwose having pwoblems. U'd be surpwised what I've dwonye fwor peopwal & the genyewosity I've shwown, especiawwy outside :marseygrass: of this site.

If it was anyonye else, I stiww fworgive u. Life is twoo shwort two carry hatwed and bitternyess.

I twuwy had swo much fun on this site fwor the last cwoupwal of years. I hwope I bwought swome sunshinye and laughs two ywour life. I'm nyot vengefwl swo dwon't worry, I am letting this aww gwo twonyight.

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:fatpriest: Irregular Confession Thread :fatpriest:

Confess your actions, beliefs, and thoughts in this love stricken month of February

:#carpholyspirit:

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