RIF IS DEAD TOO LOL

https://old.reddit.com/r/redditisfun/comments/144gmfq/rif_will_shut_down_on_june_30_2023_in_response_to/?sort=controversial

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Hecko rDrama, good morning! Unlike the usual 😴😴😴 rightoid lynching threads in which you collectively pearlclutch over various conservatives onsite, I've predetermined the target and parameters for this one because I am not gay.

I give you @Dramallama123.

Aevann permachudded him awhile ago, and I 1-day yalled him a few days ago for hardcore genocidemaxxing outside of chudrama. He has now begun pinging me in his chud phrases in a rage over the temporary ban. One of them was here, in the attached screenshot and linked below:

https://rdrama.net/post/214767/daily-wire-keyed-kween-does-a/5240304#context

I see the wooden doors brought up frequently and I'd really like to learn more about them. As we can see, my request for more information was ignored.

Either dramallama123 or one of the 7 upsorens on that comment

needs to explain to me what the big deal is with wooden doors on the gas chambers within 24 hours or I'm getting rid of dramallama123 because this is getting out of hand.

Note that meme answers like “how did the gas not go through the wood” with or without an attached Sopranos image do not count, as this would require every ship hull prior to like the 1700s to be imaginary. I want to know about the doors. Educate me!

Just kidding It's a scrote-stomping thread!

Did you know there are over 190,000,000 people who pay for OnlyFans? That's almost 3% of the world population, or about 7% of all men in the world! If we extrapolate further, 65% of the world has internet access. Around 60% of that has access to internet capable of providing meaningfully useful media delivery. So ~36% of the world has the ability to access OnlyFans, which leaves us with 2,800,000,000 people. Cut that in half, there are 1,400,000,000 men with OnlyFans-capable internet access. I can't find statistics on the over-18 population of the world, but I did find that in excess of 25% is under 15. So we knock 25% off of that and get 1,050,000,000 men age 16 and up. 190,000,000 of those pay for OnlyFans. 18% of men pay for nudes of strangers cosplaying as comic book characters or whatever. There is a one-in-five chance that any moid you are talking to at any moment does this!

Some more fun facts!

• In 2022, OnlyFans had $2.5bn in revenue! That's over 10% of McDonald's revenue! That's 24% more than Burger King and 20% more than Wendy's! Almost 400% of Reddit's! Wow!

• The average user spends $55.58 per month on OnlyFans! We could further break down the top paragraph analyzing how likely it is that any moid you're talking to uses OnlyFans by ruling out a huge number of countries with internet access but no means of spending on OnlyFans and likely find that there's basically a coinflip as to whether or not the scrote you're talking to uses OF, but let's not bother with that. That's $666 per year. Fitting! But also roughly the cost of the average American water bill. American men spend about as much on OnlyFans as they do on water.

• The most successful OnlyFans creator was Bhad Bhabie (aka Danielle Bregoli aka the "Cash me outside" girl), beating out A-list actress Bella Thorne. How did she do it? She simply made an account the day she turned 18 and made > $1,000,000 in her first six hours of legally being technically an adult. Remember: basically half of all men are doing this.

!fellas why are you like this?

Calm down oh my god this isn’t actually an incel platform and we are not going to ban women for being women

Basically this chick has been sending tons of messages to jannymail over the past month, mostly for a fat badge (lol) and kind of some general janny peepeesucking. Anyway, the drama mostly started after she got her badge and I guess @Ken started dming her. At first she claimed it was funny

Then she started to crydm

Now she says she's quitting drama due to folx being mean to her

Imo she deserves all of this and more because she posted this disgusting comment on an alt

And now she's getting harassed by the straight yt dramatards

Love to see homophobes getting what they deserve

Edit: Absinthe says these are the only dms he exchanged with amby, what do y'all think??

The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that the race-conscious admissions programs at Harvard and the University of North Carolina were unlawful, curtailing affirmative action at colleges and universities around the nation, a policy that has long been a pillar of higher education.

The vote was 6 to 3, with the court’s liberal members in dissent.

The decision was expected to set off a scramble as schools revisit their admissions practices, and it could complicate diversity efforts elsewhere, narrowing the pipeline of highly credentialed minority candidates and making it harder for employers to consider race in hiring.

More broadly, the decision was the latest illustration that the court’s conservative majority continues to move at a brisk pace to upend decades of jurisprudence and redefine aspects of American life on contentious issues like abortion, guns and now race — all in the space of a year.

The court had repeatedly upheld similar admissions programs, most recently in 2016, saying that race could be used as one factor among many in evaluating applicants.

The two cases were not identical. As a public university, U.N.C. is bound by both the Constitution’s equal protection clause and Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which bars race discrimination by institutions that receive federal money. Harvard, a private institution, is subject only to the statute.

In the North Carolina case, the plaintiffs said that the university discriminated against white and Asian applicants by giving preference to Black, Latinx and Native American ones. The university responded that its admissions policies fostered educational diversity and were lawful under longstanding Supreme Court precedents.

The case against Harvard has an additional element, accusing the university of discriminating against Asian American students by using a subjective standard to gauge traits like likability, courage and kindness, and by effectively creating a ceiling for them in admissions.

Lawyers for Harvard said the challengers had relied on a flawed statistical analysis and denied that the university discriminated against Asian American applicants. More generally, they said race-conscious admissions policies are lawful.

Both cases — Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, No. 20-1199, and Students for Fair Admissions v. University of North Carolina, No. 21-707 — were brought by Students for Fair Admissions, a group founded by Edward Blum, a legal activist who has organized many lawsuits challenging race-conscious admissions policies and voting rights laws, several of which have reached the Supreme Court.

The universities both won in federal trial courts, and the decision in Harvard’s favor was affirmed by a federal appeals court.

In 2016, the Supreme Court upheld an admissions program at the University of Texas at Austin, holding that officials there could continue to consider race as a factor in ensuring a diverse student body. The vote was 4 to 3. (Justice Antonin Scalia had died a few months before, and Justice Elena Kagan was recused.)

Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy said that courts must give universities substantial but not total leeway in devising their admissions programs. He was joined by Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen G. Breyer and Sonia Sotomayor.

Seven years later, only one member of the majority in the Texas case, Justice Sotomayor, remains on the court. Justice Kennedy retired in 2018 and was replaced by Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh; Justice Ginsburg died in 2020 and was replaced by Justice Amy Coney Barrett; and Justice Breyer retired last year and was replaced by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Justice Jackson recused herself from the Harvard case, having served on one of its governing boards.

The Texas decision essentially reaffirmed Grutter v. Bollinger, a 2003 decision in which the Supreme Court endorsed holistic admissions programs, saying it was permissible to consider race to achieve educational diversity. Writing for the majority in that case, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor said she expected that “25 years from now,” or in 2028, the “use of racial preferences will no longer be necessary.”

Stay on your grindset kings. The sky is no limit.

Ben Shapiro on Medicare and Social Security: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem." pic.twitter.com/hpOzS7q4V1

— Media Matters (@mmfa) March 12, 2024

He goes on to explain:

Even other rightoids don't like it:

The clapback:

Oh hi @The_Homocracy:

Except Matt Walsh:

Who then has to battle rightoids to defend his position:

Cbf linking them all Ben retweeted them so they are on his profile.

https://twitter.com/benshapiro

How do we convince boys to adopt an ideology that focuses on hating men?

It's pretty well known that Alex Jones is one of my few triggers. So I want to sit down and have a discussion about it. Tell me why you think Alex Jones is based and we'll debate.

Right on schedule after the long weekend in which the jannies worked and Reddit employees had barbecues like normal people we are back! If you're just tuning in, you're a few dozen leak threads late. But the latest development was this:

https://rdrama.net/post/180607/at-last-jannycide-is-upon-us

which isn't leaky, but was the public announcement of this reckoning. And now without further ado, today's leaks:

Will update with meltdowns as they accumulate. Just wanted to get this thread up so they know I’m still watching, I’ve just been busy

20:19 EST Gigajannies acknowledge the janniecide:

20:26 EST: jannies are taking to the white supremacist platform Twitter to sneed now

..and they’re crying about getting the rDrama treatment

https://twitter.com/jackdaniel8008/status/1671297523108007941?s=46

21:11 The #resignations channel is born

I lost another jannie groomercord account due to suspicious activity and I am now down to three. The walls are closing in.

But anyway they've created a #resignations channel and the infighting is starting back up

lol they're talking about me even though the word rdrama gets autodeleted

21:27 Intermission

While we wait for more shareworthy tantrums, @ForcedRegistrycel has collated some fun stuff about a dethroned /r/celebrities jannie, one @Vaprz, who is in ruins after losing 14 years of his life to moderating /r/celebrities only to be fired from a volunteer position. I would strongly recommend visiting his thread!

https://rdrama.net/post/180641/janicide-horror-stories-removed-as-moderator

21:57 Emotions run high

Tensions continue to mount in the newly-christened #resignations and /u/HKayn is repeatedly begging people not to make any rash, life-altering decisions like resigning from a moderator position or deleting one's Reddit account.

The users in the powerjannie Groomercord briefly consider whether turning Reddit over to other powermods is the best course of action.

AND THEY HAVE A NEW PLAN - DELETE FRICKING EVERYTHING! YEAH! BURN REDDIT TO THE GROUND!

They go on to rule this out. Not because Reddit would obviously just roll their deletions back, but because they (again) don't want to lose their positions or accounts :

/u/Meepster23, who our own @Julian_H_Cope calls "one of the few respectable mods", pulls the trigger and deletes his Reddit account!

...just kidding lol he lied.

While I have you here, give this a listen!

21:59 RAPIDFIRE UPDATES - SADMINS FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT

Is the janniecide over? Six million mops in four hours always did seem suspicious. The numbers just don't add up. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but just like, think about it bro.

https://twitter.com/JackDaniel8008/status/1671332720729903104

I can't believe the jannie counteroffensive is winning lmao. Kill me.

the fallen chadmins

23:29 BLIND KINKSTERS

I have no idea what this means but something about accessibility on p*rn subs for blind pornsick addicts??

They can’t name rDrama (literally! they made a bot to autodelete any messages containing “rDrama”!) but they’re talking about us. And chtorrr. And Marty the Hate Cat.

A hyperautistic lunatic has noticed the reddit content policy is no longer available in English

https://redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

23:50 Bedtime

Ok I am very bored and getting off now. What do you think will happen with the content policy?

One final leak: they think random users who just add subs to their feed to scroll their FYP while they shit are going to rally to their heroic jannies’ defense

Goodnight dramautists, pray that we all wake to a world free of jannies